/fat/; Dr. Shaw us your progress edition

>Who is /fat/ for?
For fatty beach balls who want to better themselves through meaningful hard-work, strategy, and dedication.

>This is not QTDDTOT. ask questions about fat loss, but use that thread for general questions.

>Read the Jow Forums sticky (you should have already, but it covers all the basics of diet and exercise)
liamrosen.com/fitness.html

>Calculate your Body Fat Percentage
fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-Navy (needs waist/neck measurements)

>Calculate your BMI
nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

>Calculate your TDEE (Total Daily Energy Expenditure)
sailrabbit.com/bmr/ (complex)
fitnessfrog.com/calculators/tdee-calculator.html (simple)

>Plan your weight loss week by week
losertown.org/eats/cal.php

>Track your calories and macros with MyFitnessPal or Cronometer. Works best on smartphones
myfitnesspal.com (better for packaged food)
cronometer.com (better for generic foods/micronutrients)

DO
>count calories, all of them
>calculate your TDEE at sedentary. It will save you a whole meal's worth of calories.
>buy scales, be autistically accurate in your measurements
>learn how to cook and start cooking your own healthy meals. lean protein and green vegetables
>develop sustainable healthy lifestyle habits
>eat a lot of protein (1g/lb of goal body weight)
>cardio. learn to love walking
>start lifting weights! fatties have the advantage that they can build muscle while cutting, especially as complete beginners!
>post your height/weight/screenshot of MFP/Cronometer food log when asking for advice

DON'T
>eat refined sugars, they're terrible for you regardless of calorie count
>eat processed foods, or at least try to avoid if possible
>drink your calories. alcohol, soda, hot chocolate, fancy starbucks shit. forget it
>be a retard

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Father, I went on a 3am oreo binge. Then this morning at 11am I had a sandwich with toast, butter, bacon and 2 fried eggs.

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Going for my 2nd km in the pool, no excess food today again

that's cute

Im the guy from last night who ate a half pound of chocolate chips. Also the guy whos lost 160lbs.

Currently looking at myself in the mirror, doing stomach vacuums to the point of pain.

I feel like being helpful today. Please don't piss me off or I'll just end up giving harmful advice.

Forgive me father, for my lust and gluttony. I ate a frozen cheese pizza and jacked off twice in one hour. I will eat nothing else today and still be under calories and also spill my own blood to replace the lost seed, as penance.

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would you date a girl who was a qt 108lb stick but had loose skin

FUCK PLATEAU

nm i figured it out

i help out my girlfriend with her home business. one off my responsibilities is to take her shipping out to the post office each day. she's been so sweet and cooking healthy foods for me and i've lost 60 lbs already, but sometimes on these post office trips i shamefully grab a small binge, stuff it down in the car in record time and throw out the evidence before getting back home.

i am slowing myself down but more than that i feel bad for betraying her trust.

Yes

I ate one square of dark chocolate after lunch

Anyone know a good tasting whey protein? Not a big fan of the taste chocolate either. I've tried golden standard but it was pretty meh and taste terrible with water.

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How is that a bad thing, dummy

Fake femanon, her filename ends with 37s.

I use both pics

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whenever there's a real femanon the chan usually calls them a man or a discord tranny anyways

Binged again today.
Free mudcake at work.
Everyone kept offering it to me. I'm sorry father, I'm weak.

I dropped down to 158 last week then I kinda ate out a lot this weekend and went back to 160 AND ITS FUCKING THURSDAY AND IM STILL AT 160

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Sodium water retention. That's what happens when you eat out. Get more potassium, start sweating, and reduce sodium intake

time to fast

2 lbs is easily within the water retention tolerance. A few days ago I weighed 89 kgs but when I weighed myself this morning I was at 86, even though my calorie calculations say I should have lost only 0.3 kg of fat.

based

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I'd love to show progress but I've only lost 10 lbs so it doesn't look like much

Go ahead, progress is progress but if you just started and lost 10lbs most of it is probably water weight.

10 lbs is more than 0 lbs, good job user

Trying to go keto but i put ketchup with my eggs and bacon breakfast today.

Low carb vs keto? I'm a lifting fattie btw. Or is just cutting out the junk chocolate and bread going to be enough?

trade the ketchup for tobasco sauce

Keto implies high fat, not just low carb.
I find that low carb and intermittent fasting/OMAD works well and is sustainable.

>ketchup on eggs
That's disgusting. You disgust me

FUUUUCK WHYYYY

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Because you won't stop eating

stop caring about weight and care more about body composition retards, reminder if you dont also lift while losing weight you will end up skinny fat and dissapointed when youre small and skinny if you even manage that

Hey, im retarded so will lifting on 100g protein 800cal deficit be good enough? 3 times a week.

Fatties and children love ketchup on everything. Refined sugary garbage bad parents use as a shortcut to deal with picky eaters.

Sounds like the worst but I'll give it a shot

My lunches have moved to lot's of fats. Cheeses and greek yoghurt, in big way, along with chicken. Guess anything is better than going to greggs and buying a sandwich and a sausage role.

Lemme guess, you a brown sauce boy?

It's unnecessary

No, I don't put anything on eggs or steak because I'm not a faggot bottom

try sriracha if you don't like tabasco, it's the fucking shit on scrambled eggs

Sounds like you might be.

>puts sauces on eggs like a fat woman
>dares to call someone else gay

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Just how bad is bread if I bake it myself from wholegrain and wheat flour?

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I stayed at a hotel last night
They have the standard hotel breakfast buffet
What should I eat?
I always fuck it up

A chiropractor on YouTube, who masquerades as a medical doctor, says it's the worst.

bread is pretty shit especially if you're cutting

> Is a toxic aids dumpster.
> Projects.

Like a fat women? This must be some anglo/american cultural difference m8.

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I am, that's why I'm asking. I'm dropping weight like mad, but I miss bread so damn much.

You don't need edible plates to get food into your mouth user

Quest never let me down.

Unsweetened yoghurt, fruits, and lean cold meats. If you're on keto, grab some bacon, eggs, and sausages, they cook it in batches in the ovens without additional oil. Stay the fuck away from any and all carbs, they buy the cheapest, most dirty calorie bread and cakes possible.

t. hotel receptionist who've both bulked and cut on the breakfast buffet

Damn
That looks good as fuck
The closest thing we have around here to a Gregg's is Dunkin donuts
How do you fuck up literally everything on a menu as bad as Dunkin?

That's disgusting

like most things, it's fine so long as you aren't retarded enough to eat lots of it
given that most people are that retarded, avoid

Fantastic thanks

thisweekfordinner.com/skillet-biscuit-bread/

This here is the balls, and if I replace the wheat flour with spelt, I can have a decent piece for an additional 200cal per piece. Would go great with my veggie stews and pickled herring.

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based pickled herring user
i'm gonna have to make some of that, looks great

Careful user, it's dangerously addictive.

Whatever happens, don't stop recording it!

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well i already bought the flour

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What kind? Get the most coarse you can.

just plain flour

Alright, that works. Enjoy, it's tasty as fuck.

going to a career fair today!
i couldn't find anything that fit me properly that wasn't this dress since all my other "business" or "formal" clothes are from when i wore size xl or size 16-18 in pants.
hoping to walk for at least 8 miles today and stay under 800 calories

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FUCK THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEE i've been stalling on the same weight for 2 weeks now i don't even care anymore i'm gonna fast for a fucking week straight and then do fucking 500kcal omad i don't care if i black out 10 times a day

>would you date a girl

I'm on mobile but let me try to ID myself. Im MGTOW and believe men are better off paying for pussy up front rather than getting reamed in the ass by some monkey-branching relationship bullshit.

Animal (Universal Nutrition) is the best tasting.

Dymatize is cheaper.

Unflavored bulk whey has no taste and is even cheaper.

Sugar free ketchup.
Sugar free pancake syrup.
Sugar free jam.

Thank me later.

>getting really bad acne on my sides and assacne from workout + diet
>pissed off about it
>look it up
>usually means an increase in testosterone / roid side effects if you're out of puberty

I went from mad to glad this morning if this is true.

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Have sex, incel

does losing a ton of fat boost your testosterone? my voice has started cracking and i'm getting acne again

Bad

Nothing.

Go to the store and get some greek yogurt and hardboiled eggs, or tuna or slamon or sardines or crab meat or some cheese or cottage cheese.

Healthy life high fiber high protein lower cal bread. Get your fix.

Yep. It fucking sucks but hey, who'll say no to more man juice. Don't pair it with nofap like me, I'm getting breakouts like crazy.

>Have sex, incel

When I want sex I get it. Sometimes I buy it because I want to. Get bent loser, the only way to not lose is to not play their game.

It is.

How has your calorie intake for the period since you started regaining?

Ur cute

Have sex

Have you guys discovered new foods you really like which are "diet" foods?

Personally i fucking love yogurts now, I'll have like one massive 450g one a day and it's only 350 calories

3 doughnuts...3 fucking doughnuts

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so are you

Greek yogurt (with grapes or granola)
Turkey sausages
Sushi (not exactly diet food but a california roll is only 250 calories)
Cereal surprisingly (high in nutrients and if you control your servings, it's like 150 calories with 2% milk)

i'm fucking addicted to cauliflower, i eat it with nearly every meal

>i'm fucking addicted to cauliflower, i eat it with nearly every meal

Caulliflower and its cruciferous cousins are anti-estrogenic. I eat 540g a day.

i'm not a turbosperg namefag so i don't care

I ate some dates with peanuts yesterday, I feel ashamed.

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namefags go start a fucking discord to attention seek in please

*huff* Reporting *huff* for duty, sir!

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going to go to the gym more than 24hrs fasted later, wish me luck fags, I wanna see how this feels.

you shouldn't do it yes but atleast when you stop cutting you will have a sense of self control when allowed chocolates and sweets, dont sweat it too hard user.

Used to do this. Eventually you just stop and it doesn't even cross your mind.

Can someone answer this?

you can fix this, dont make my mistake...

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Father I am afraid of going too far and falling into an eating disorder again

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don't hate but i need help
i eat twice a day, three if i stay up for like 20 hours.
what's a relatively cheap, easy mealprep meal i can make? one kind of meal works, i don't care about variety. i need a set meal i can eat to fill any nutrient requirements i need.

PRIVATE DOUGHBALL, WHERE IN THE NAME OF GOD'S GREEN EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN?

The answer is in the OP brah. Eat one gram per pound of what your goal body weight is. If your goal bodyweight is 100lbs then ya 100 grams will work.