>be me a few years ago
>a freshman in highschool
>Socially awkward, kind of a loner
>Start browsing Jow Forums and get into fitness
>Enjoy browsing every day, save Jow Forums memes on my phone
>Jow Forums makes my day bearable
>One day, see a thread about a groupchat
>I join it
>Starts on snap and lots of people join, then a few of us migrate to GroupMe
>Talk to them every day about life and fitness
>Mostly guys, a few girls, all way older than me
>I get to know them very well, Paul and Michael were my besties
>One day something really bad happens in my life
>I get kicked out of school, and don't have internet access all summer
>Don't talk to my Jow Forums friends for months
>Finally get internet access, log back in, they remember me
>Said they were worried about me, wondered where I went and what happened
>Feels.jpg
>The first people to care about me I met on Jow Forums
>Continue talking to them for months
>I enroll at a new school, no friends and don't fit in
>My Jow Forums friends are there for me, we talk every day
>My worst classes are the ones without cellular service because I can't talk to my only friends
>Eventually I get in really good shape, more confident, start making IRL friends
>Tell my Jow Forums friends about how my life is getting better
>They're proud of me
>Things keep getting better
>One day, all my Jow Forums friends leave GroupMe at the same time
>No response when I ask why
>Michael responds, tells me it's because they were getting uncomfortable helping me all the time
>Is true, I was underage and rly cringey at the time, it must have been awkward for them to talk to a high schooler everyday
>Michael continues to talk to me, but eventually we lose contact
>Fast forward to now
>I'm doing great, at the top academically, set state powerlifting records, have a qt 3.14 conservative girlfriend who I love and who loves me back, many friends
>Never forgot my Jow Forums friends who got me here
>I still miss them
>Thank you Jow Forums for letting me meet such awesome people
>thank you Jow Forums frens
Thank You Jow Forums Frens
No problem mate
based schizo brought-a-gun-to-school autist. glad you're doing well now
Thank you, I didn't bring a gun or a weapon to school or anything, it was actually something pretty normal and not too tarded (I was actually set up by kids at the school, but that's a whole separate story)
wholesome/10
>huwheat fields magically grow around him
based
I just realized I've been on Jow Forums for more than10 years. I need to leave.
I don't think Jow Forums is really as toxic as people say. At the end of the day, it's just a website, nothing more nothing less. If you enjoy it, that's all there is to it.
Give greentext of school drama
Nice story, blessed if true
> Got caught masturbating into sexy gym teachers yoga pants
> It was the assholes idea I just went first
> They squealed on me
wholesome my dude
hope you do well in power lifting and all oher walks of life
>Be me
>Freshman
>Already radicalized by Jow Forums
>Never had many friends to begin with, but now that I go off on conservative rants all the time people start to dislike me
>Join a school American politics club that goes to large conventions every year
>Go to them on three conventions
>First one they all love me, I give typical conservative view points in speeches and do a good job in my first speech
>By the time of the second convention, I'm starting to annoy them
>All the liberals start bullying me
>Everyone starts bullying me
>Am depressed entire convention. Is out of state and lasts a few days
>By third convention they're all tired of my shit
>Give speeches about how women and men shouldn't have equal rights, we shouldn't feed delusions of trannies by letting them use whatever locker rooms they want
>Entire school chapter very angry at me
>Lots of conservatives at convention who see me as their hero
>Most people hate me
>A qt mixed black girl starts talking to me and hanging out with me there
>I think she likes me
>Later that night she asks me for nudes
>I ask the guys in my chapter for advice
>They tell me to send
>I do
>It was a set-up
>Nudes are spread everywhere
>School finds out
>No more school for me
Thank you anons, things are looking bright. We're all gonna make it
As a dude I never send nudes, at most I'll send shirtless pics. You cant trust women, even if they like you they'll do crazy shit once you break up.
>Be me
>High IQ, very intelligent, unwilling to work
>Get kicked out of Elite Engineering School (Classe Prépa) because I don't do shit
>Parents send me to study economics in London
>UK nightmare police states pushes me to become Jow Forums edgelord
>not genuinely a nazi, just doing it for the sake of it
>get Jow Forumspilled
>start working out like crazy
>8/10 qt I had a crush on starts noticing me
>"hey user do you like me"
>"let me tell you about that when I'm done with those Excel files"
>fucking_autism.jpg
>she goes away
>run after her
>kiss in the rain like in a bad romcom
>twf Jow Forums turned me into a Chad
That's what you get for livin' the modern hedonistic life and giving into primal urges.
Am proud of you user, are you dating now?
I feel like we should have a daily thread of how Jow Forums has positively affected us
Tfw this post motivated me to work
Yeah, dating her since last week. I didn't even think about it, I just went in head first and, hey, it worked.
I agree, I'm happy it happened though because I learned valuable lessons from it.