Sexual Fitness

This

whenever her dad wants

once every 9 months

Haha yea totally gay r-right guys

I read that the average session of intercourse (penetration) lasts 7-13 minutes. To me this seems really short, I have delayed ejaculation as a result of edging to porn for years but even so, 30 minutes to me would be bare minimum for a good session

only as often as needed to maximize the number of healthy offspring she can provide for me

for reproductive purposes only

Depends on how horny I am and the last time I nut was, but I range anywhere from 10-60 minutes. Any longer and I give up on blowing a load; I'm way too exhausted to even jack off on her ass.

You need to stay fit for sex.
If you dont, someday your
doctor might tell you to stop.

>"sure honey, I can watch your sick cat tonight. Oh, you're going out with your friends? I guess you deserve it after all the - oh!Xhad will be there? N-no, of course I don't mind ah ah why would I? Sure, I'll do the dishes too, you know I'm here for you"

you can always tell who on Jow Forums has never been in a relationship before because they equate being compassionate in any way to being a cuck. Go outside more

I actually cucked 3 guys in the last two months so the joke is kind of on you

never and only with me

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you are pulling out the virgin card cause you know there's an element of truth

Son of a gun, looks like I’m... nine years behind

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A woman without loyalty is useless. If I found out mine was disloyal I'd throw her out like a used tissue, why wouldn't I? I'd need every spare second to go find a woman worth a damn. I'm not sure why you want to bottomfeed on damaged/retarded women, but I guess that's your issue

I've been married for over 10 years now. You assume to much about the people using this site.
If you treat women like a subordinate, she will submit. That doesn't mean that you don't care about her, but merely that she has her place and you have yours.

TL;DR: A woman's job is to keep your stomach full and your balls empty.

Yeah you seem like a really happy and fulfilled, successful man

well thank you good sir. You too seem like a good fella

You're on Jow Forums
Shit talking an apparently happily married guy
Because he's on Jow Forums
Like you
So he must be as sad as you.
Correct?

Are there any exercises for lasting longer?
Also, are there any exercises to straighten a cock?

Asking for a fren

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you know the drill - everyone on chanzzzz is sad pathetic virgin fatso, and so on.

to strenghten your pp just pull it strong, it might hurt at first but ignore it and pull it daily, as strong as you can. In a few months your d will be as straight as a ruller.

I don't understand why you think banging unfaithful girls is such a big deal but ok. Also, you don't seem to understand that good cheaters are good liers

>count by 2's, 3's, 4's...etc as you fuck to distract yourself and other distraction techniques. Google them. Stop porn. Masturbate without it
>no

Being cuck != caring

You are a fag and a queer

>this
if you are married and on channies you're still as unhappy as before you were married

As often as her husband wants to.

foreplay, lots and lots of foreplay

Nice projection.

Sure thing cucko :^)

Is this legit? It sounds dangerous, in the sense it would make my dick limp

This takes all the pleasure out of it, but it would be a good starting point

Wouldn't masturbating to porn make you last longer though? In the sense that it desensetizes you to stimuli

It will actually make you not want to have sex at all or worse be bad at it.

I already do this and it hasn't helped

I use two tricks that have helped to some extent, unclenching my butt and focusing on breathing

How the fuck does foreplay help you last longer?If anything, it builds up a lot of tension that makes you last shorter during the actual pumping.

Kissless virgin here.

What do I need to prepare for to make sure I'm not garbage in bed for when the time comes? I legit have never even opened a condom packet before much less put one on

there is no way to prepare desu and you will probably be bad, or maybe you will be an exception...but if you do anything more than fail badly, good job m8

The more often I fuck my gf the happier and more enthusiastic, productive, etc she is. It’s dramatic and obvious. So as much as your dick can handle.

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Ye i can confirm this. Its as if sex charges a women and increases her lust and life motivation, whereas it does the opposite to a man. A male orgasm drains him.

could it be that male life energy is given to the woman through ejaculation.......?

Start doing cardio. It helped me a lot and my erection got much harder. You enhance your blood flow and you start breathing normally during hard pumping sessions, because you're used to breathing under the stress of cardio exercises.

As much as she wants

I can have sex with my gf for 2hrs straight but I can barely feel anything and I've yet to orgasm.

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Jesus christ stop drinking the kool-aid and maybe you won't die alone

Sure you have.

Stop being a cuck and maybe somebody will respect you :^)

>these people wonder why they can't get a gf
Back to Jow Forums incel

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I don't care about the respect of a bunch of incels

there's nothing wrong with celibacy, if its taken from point of abundance. Otherwise its same as bum choosing to be poor.

Don't be a fucking idiot

If your cardio is good you can fuck her hard enough that she will cum before you. If your cardio is really good you can maintain an erection after cumming. Also Maca and Ashwagandha help, as well as ZINC! Does anyone have the god tier cum infographic?

What was she reacting to?

Now this is based and redpilled.

Here
But a warning, if you're on nofap and noporn be prepared to constantly drip semen.
Oh and fuck people you really really really shouldn't.

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You cared enough to answer ;)

Solid advice, thanks

So what's she on? That's not a cocaine face, is it?

Yeah. it takes so much effort to type on a keyboard for 5 seconds.
You really think highly of yourself if you think that's a big deal

Not sure, but I think he just wanted to have six with them. Then again, I’m a low test beta like you so I wouldn’t know.

Sure thing sweaty :)

Before marriage: never
After marriage: 4x a week

Some chick is going HAM on a dick in the most retarded way possible and Mia is being a faggot about it on camera because she's a bitch.

No, the joke is still on you, "buddy"

This

Fuckin retarded lmao

You guys are having orgasms wrong, look into what the ancient Egyptian Ankh mean for their sexual practices. Long story short: you arc the energy back into your own body when you ejaculate. If you are with a partner you can give both yourselves the energy.

Cope

sauce on these two bitches?

alcohol

/thread

yeah you know what else he should do? Introduce her to porn and the admirable culture of camgirls so by the time she's 18, she has the pussy of a 36 MILF

No hard guidelines. A healthy women has sex as often as her father wants.

Lmao at the cucks here hoping for moral brownie points, don't hurt m'ladies

> rats! I almost had him eatin' dog food.

Fucken kek.

Sexual fitness dick in your mouth

Me too, more than one hour and my dick is putty, I just jack off later on my own

How the fuck do you guys deal with clingy girls?

How the fuck do I get a clingy girl? I've been neglected of attention the past six years

ignore them retard. if you like her just ignore her when she's being stupid

it's rng breh

I've been trying to figure this out. I even broke up with her and she's still clingy. I've been trying to keep clear boundaries, let her know what I'm not comfortable with and such. These days I just ignore her when I can. I still see her in person a couple times a week because of classes and church.

You really don't want one, though I might have gotten quite the special case. The one I was with was extremely emotionally damaged. I dated her for a few months and she is absolutely certain she's in love with me. She broke up with her high school sweet heart after dating for almost 2 years to ask me out and is obsessed with me. She's completely ready to get married and lose her virginity and have my children. When we were dating I hardly ever had time to myself, and she constantly wanted attention and still wants it. You think it's cute on paper and maybe it was at first, but I can hardly stand her now. She's basically a fucking child

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>I can get bottom feeding shit tier women
good for u m8 why not go all the way and stick your dick in a lake to collect leeches and algae

Never.

Fuck reddit and the sexual status quo. I look forward to the downfall of the US empire.

I just used back massagers and bathroom tabs to masturbate when I was younger I don't see anything wrong with a pubescent person buying a masturbation tool amazon opened the flood gates for that kind of shit anyways people masturbate

People don't stay hard after they cum for round 1?

I continue to date them because I need a lot of validation otherwise I ghost chicks.

Based