Best meats

Is it because you have none?

bless me, oh wise one

>*stabs you in the eye*
MY NAME....

I saw this snake the day after my last orgasm
I don’t know if it’s a sign from god like me getting in the accident but do they taste good
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)

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Bless me, oh wise one

WHAT DOES YOUR MIND EYE SEE? OH GREAT AND WISE THREE EYED SERPENT!

BLESSSSSSSSSSSS ME, OH WISE ONE

BLLESSSSS MEEEE OH WIISSSSSSE ONNE!

BLESS ME, OH WISE ONE

BLESS ME, OH WISE ONE

too lean i think, but i'd like to try snake meat some day

Bless me, oh wise one

BLESS ME, OH WISE ONE

BLESS ME, OH WISE ONE

>One-eyed snake found on southern territory in my pants

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It's not bad at all. Like all reptiles, it tastes a lot like chicken.

>redditors ruin the thread
People who make and like these kind of “give me (You)s” pics should be killed or at least banned for three weeks

kek
BLESS ME, OH WISE ONE

Bless me, oh wise one

Bless me, oh wise one!

Posting your body with whatever you need to parrot like a good little npc written as a timestamp should be a requirement for participation in these thread derailers

Bless me, oh wise one

bless me oh wise one

bless me, oh wise one

Post timestamped body you faggot dyel plebbitor

Seething OP

I made the thread for actual on topic content, not for fat npc identification

Bless me, oh wise one

BLESS ME, OH WISE ONE

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Just delete the thread Jannies, were not getting an on topic answer any time soon
Npcs and redditors ruin everything

Depends on how you cook it.

BLESS ME, OH WISE ONE

Finally a human poster
Have you cooked snake and what’s it taste like?

Nigger it isnt that we stole your thread, it was a lame thread. Your post would have gotten the exact same amount of serious replies if the Wise One wasnt posted.

Nobody cares about snek meat faggot

Bless me, oh wise one.

Bless me, oh wise one

This. Locusts, crickets, and cicadas are my ideal staple crop.

Bless me oh wise one

>a thread about fitting more protein in my diet? How awful, better shit it up and get soulless dyels to repeat the same shit

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bless me, oh wise one

Bless me, oh wise one

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Its good for morale m8

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bless me, oh wise one

Nothing happens except the thread gets bumped but no good posts itt, just the same old shit and (You)s for a fat disgusting faggot
You’ll still be fat and ugly no matter how much of an npc you are

Bless me, oh wise one

bless me, oh wise one

That's some fucking sign of the judgement shit

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Bless me, oh wise one

Bless me, oh wise one

>hey barkeep I’d like my Jow Forums with a pinch of Reddit
>say no more

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Jow Forums needs a board for reptilian hobbyists.

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Bless me, oh wise one

There’s /an/ but you’re better off making a whole new board on 8chn

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Bless me, oh wise one

I never knew that board existed, damn. there's even a reptile general thread.

I'll post the pic there, hopefully it will derail any discussion. thanks.

Bless me, oh wise one

Post bod

Bless me, oh wise one

Post yours you fat faggot
Isn’t that the rule of body posting?
Have “bless me oh wise one” on the timestamp

What a thrill~

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Bless me, oh wise one

Bless me, oh wise one!

The acronym is written in the mirror,
The pic is shitty cuz i couldnt get the acronym to fit otherwise

>imagine getting this worked up to a point of rage because your anonymous internet friends on the wallachian shark-pornography forum you frequent arent discussing the topic you’d like them to

>inb4 you start ripping on my physique because youre mad
Your turn to post bod

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Bless me, oh wise one

Bless me, oh wise one

>no timestamp
I’ll give you a c for trying

bless me, oh wise one

you're exactly like the shit ruler in every movie who gets angry that the public votes for someone else.
clearly beta reddit scum. wouldn't want you as my OP

Nigger it says BMOWO (bless me oh wise one) in the mirror.
Also if i was gonna post a fake body i wouldnt use this one

And it took you twenty minutes for your friend to get a pump
Like I said, least you tried

What does this omen mean? What is God trying to communicate to us when he produces a malformed creature such as this snake? This creature is not of this world, it is harbinger of the end of days? Keep your bibles close, friends.

Why the fuck would I hurt a precious snake when I can eat modern day aurochs & tiny dinos?

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OP just got his ass handed to him and is seething hard

P O S T B O D Y
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>no timestamp
>phone censored
Really makes you think

Okay fine, i’ll (OP) post my body:

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Seething phonefag got called out for being an imposter and has to Samefag

BLESS ME, OH WISE ONE

Bless me, oh wise one

>BLESS ME, OH WISE ONE

BLESS ME, OH WISE ONE

Bless me, oh wise one

Bless me, oh wise one

Have you ever cooked a snake? It's a lot of work for not a lot of meat.
Defect is call polycephaly for anyone interested.

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Bless me, oh wise one