Who's your Jow Forumsfu? Make sure you eat plenty and work out everyday for her

Who's your Jow Forumsfu? Make sure you eat plenty and work out everyday for her.

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You don't have to tell me twice.

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>Who's your Jow Forumsfu?

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elder scrolls games worth playing?
only one I've ever played is ~30 minutes of ESO during a trial week.
I don't like how you can "inspect every barrel" which is also a big part of Fallout, which I've never played those either.

My Jow Forumsfu is always a girl from high school. I imagine how well her life is going and how she would laugh at me if I were fat. The resentment gives fuel to grueling diets and workouts, it used to be I got hurt from not resting enough days, to avoid the sheer shame of justifying her looking down on me.

Eh, enderal: forgotten stories is much more worth your time.

cringe
fuck off

>unironic waifu threads
Jesus Christ this board really has gone down hill

ESO gets better when you get closer to endgame/the more recent expansions

I know Enderal having more content in one area than a whole ES game angers you, but you're just gonna have to live with it :)

do I need to own Skyrim?

Yeah, but just torrent it. Bethesda doesn't deserve your shekels.

Any /tesg/ers in?

From /tg/. RPGs and working out go hand-in-hand

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My shitty pc runs Skyrim decent but when enderal on lowest settings it stilll lags

Aela was my wife in all playthroughs.

Haha, imagine you guys are hunting and a storm breaks out so you take cover in a cave and cuddle for warmth and she tries to ignore your boner but can help but they arosed and then you feel her growing wetness and as you’re about to adjust to make things less awkward she wiggles her butt and you just slip inside and then she lets out a soft moan and grips your swole arm so your body stays close to keep you from pulling out haha and then you guys begin slow fucking and as you build into a full on rough fuck sesh and climax you both go werewolf form and then fuck as lycans haha that’d be so gross haha

Go back to loveshy.com

ah, shit, it might be too strong for me then.
my cpu is from 2008, i7 860, although I have a 1060-3gb.

God damnit I want a wild huntress lycnthrope gf to prowl the woods with.

Waifus and lifting living in harmony

Nice except it'd go more like
>get into cave
>hide boner but she playfully grabs at it
>she undoes her belt and begins unbuttoning the tunic while grinding a bit
>as she undoes enough buttons she hides up the skirt of the tunic
>you start to press it into her
>ROOAAAAWWWW
>*dragon fight theme begins playing*
>dragon lands with a shaking thud
>he looks in the opening, can smell aela's cunt juices
>dragon grins
>YOL TOR SHUL
>you two die quickly and your flesh melts off your bones
>the bones are still in position of pre-coitus
>scholars days later find refuge in the same cave
>they see the two skeletons pressed together at the hips, with ones rear facing the other
>they conclude a couple faggots were killed and set ablaze mid-fucking
>laughingbretons.jpg
Thus ends the legend of the Dragonborn

At least that death would be release from the constant knowledge that queen barenziah got fucked by a khajit in a bar.

>Wanting that daedra worshiping cunt
>Not wanting Prime Nord Warrior Milf

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It's between Aela and Lyris

Morrowind is one of the best WRPGS in terms of player creativity (you can make your own spells and enchant armor to do almost fucking anything, as well as the fact potions stack and you can chug them one after the other which makes some parts of the game trivial)
Oblivion is just a really solid RPG when it comes to certain quests (Dark Brotherhood is the most well written and unique), has a crappy main story but the DLC story for the Shivering Isles is pretty damn fun and unique, also has crafting spells but less options than Morrowind.
Skyrim is very limited in gameplay (most classes pretty much boil down to stealth archer and mages are pretty dogshit in the game), and the story is pretty boring as fuck. Some side quests and the DLC are neat but that's about it.
I can't say anything about the DOS games as I have never played them.

>Oblivion is just a really solid RPG
kek

Not that poster, but instead of "kek" why don't you write something intelligent to refute his statement?

You do realize what website you're on, nerd?

Kek

Shouldnt have expected something intelligent from a pea brain :/

Not even him man

Okay pea brain

Kek

v, b, r9k, trash, a, m and more
All these boards for this kind of waifu shit yet you crawl your way into one of the only masculine ones

I think you're looking for for all your MGTOW needs loser lmao

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Oblivion is a fucking mess. All the pieces of a decent RPG are there, but instead of fitting in like a jigsaw puzzle, Todd basically smashed the pieces where he thought they should go. The combat system is tedious thanks to bad AI, the perks granted by skills are fucking weird, and it has the same bad balancing issues that everyone complains about with Skyrim. The spell crafting system is ok, but runs out of steam quickly. And the voice acting isnt good because Bethesda cant hire good talent directors.

If you zoom out on it and dont think, it seems like a great game, but the minute you look for depth it's either not there or not good

>has an imaginary girlfriend
>hates 3d women
>calls others mgtow
Pot and kettle
Jokes on you, I like anime but am not autistic about it and falling in love with a cartoon
I’d say have sex but we all know that’s never gonna happen

Lmao at this damage control. Really struck a nerve, did I?

I'd say stop obsessing over what anons post on a Siberian Yak herder appreciation forum but we all know that this is the only interaction you get on this board since you don't even lift.

>ur dyel if you don’t like off topic shit
>n-no you’re the incel! Not me and my waifu

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Ah I see you've finally posted your body.

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>no argument or comeback
>being this much of a newfag
Post yours by all means
I don’t raid your board with fitness shit

>p-post body
>reeling this hard
All you do is shit up these threads and bait inflammatory responses so they get 404'd faster.
No need to indulge a low-level troll in anything.

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You’re not in any of those pictures

If you think people won’t ridicule and mock you for being a waifufag just because of muscles you’re dead wrong

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Oh no, some faggot online doesn't like anime. Go read more Jack Donovan and jerk off to the cult of masculinity you raging flamer lmfao

She canonically banged skjor a billion times

I don’t hate anime, thought I made that clear, what I hate are incels

And? She's canonically not a race traitor piece of trash and that's bad?

She’s not a virgin and that’s bad

Why do you hate yourself?

>pulling a literal no you
Have fun snuggling with your bodypillow and telling yourself she loves you
For your own good I pray you leave this phase before it’s too late and you die alone as a kv

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It's good that your getting all your frustration at yourself out through projection on a fijian volcanic escape route forum.

Mjoll is best girl
Plus you get to cuck her orbiter

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>literally can’t debunk my claim
>only comeback is no u

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You're literally following the same formula my guy.

Ok incel, I see what’s going on, all that sex with your bodypillow has clearly drained your fluids so your brain isn’t working properly
Come back when you have a comeback

>hurr not an argument
>durr I win because I strawmanned you harder
The butthurt is palpable.
These shitposts really are the only (You)s you get huh?

You don’t know what strawman means
I have yet to see a socially adjusted man with a cartoon imaginary girlfriend
Prove me wrong

I'll do that when you post your body ;^).

>says post body without posting his
Ngimi
Have your waifu as the timestamp

Alright lonely boy this is your last (You) for the night since you are incapable of not being a pussboi.
See you in the next thread loser.

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You make this “I lift for her” threads ten times a day
Let’s see those gains

/tg/ and Jow Forums were made for each other.

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Only right answer

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>tfw no cute buff gf to get spooned by

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>tfw ywn obtain athletic highschool boxing gf

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Finally a man of culture

I love how everyone in Skyrim talks like Arnold, gives me chuckles every time.

So you join up, you’re the newbie with some weird powers that literally absorbs a dragons soul and allows you to use their powers, obtain the werewolf power, again just some newbie, then Skjor dies during the silver hand quest line and you take his bitch, again all the while you’re the most powerful nigga and started as just some low entry errand boy

Also I always liked to make Lydia stay in the same house that I had my wife stay in and pretend I had two bitches

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In the lore she was married to some guy who died and is now a warewolf in heaven. After she dies she will go with him and hunt and fuck with him.
You are a fag OP.