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you arent being fun. girls like fun guys

im pretty sure Screamin Ryan Gosling.jpg gets more tail then Jow Forums combined
>hes so sad an angry..
>i bet i can fix him

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>go out with friends
>find myself frustrated due to everyone else on their phones constantly
>No real conversations ever happen
Let's switch places, OP.

I gave this a small chuckle

Socializing is a skill mate. You don't put in the work to improve it, you won't see growth in it. I doubt you expected to just get Jow Forums sitting on your couch. So why are you expecting to magically be good at this shit when you are not practicing this shit?

Yeah it sucks that some people got a head start in this department, just like it sucks that some lad out there started out with millions. But whatever cards you got dealt, those are your cards, no bitching, whining or crying is going to suddenly make life change them. You're the captain of your ship and regardless of who is at fault in any situation, it is your responsibility to guide your life towards the position you want it to be.

Link related is pretty decent. Helped me out a lot when I was an awkward scrub. I think the reason it was so helpful is because he doesn't assume you know what you're doing. Which makes his advice pretty practical.
succeedsocially.com/

It'll take time man, realistically, years. But if you put in the work, if you put in the time like you did with gym, you'll see results. You might spill spaghetti, you might sperg out, you might feel defeated, but these are all just indicative of low skill level. These issues will go away with time.

Fuck, I thought I'd never improve. But now I'm leagues above where I used to be. And I wouldn't be here if I sat in my room wallowing on Jow Forums all day.

You can do it man, you can make it.

The blackpill is most people around you are too drunk or worried about their own image to care what you're doing and that girl you think is a goddess is really some thot from a small town with no hobbies or interests

Just say hi to someone and bring something up. Or join two peoples' convo and mention something related to the topic.
An easy way if you can't think of anything is just to express interest. Say "oh wow, didn't know you were into x or y you just mentioned". This alone works better than you would think because people love to talk about themselves.
>So I saw Hereditary this weekend. Really cool movie.
>I didn't know you were a horror movie guy.
>Oh yeah I love them, my dad and I used to watch them all the time, I just love getting scared you know, I still remember being a kid and...
If people seem irritated that you're talking to them or are intent on shutting you out of the conversation after you try to engage them, well then you just figured out they don't like you and you can stop wasting your time. If people usually seem bored talking to you or they give you short clipped answers to questions other people get long answers for, then you may need to emote better or increase your social value. Best way to increase social value is to improve appearance.
Practice practice practice

This, a woman is always much less than your mind makes her out to be.

Lmao so many fucking copers here.

"you need to work on it like a skill" Fucking dumbass you know jack shit.

LOL pure bullshit. If you are attractive girls come up to you, laugh at anything you say, swoon over you.

You can literally insult a girl in the face if you do it smiling and she'll be all over you because she's a dumb bitch probably half drunk already. Even if you just stand there in the corner, for chads it looks like you're mysterious and aloof, too cool for the party etc. You're all probably just butt ugly.

Don't listen to these fucks who think you have to go around chimping out faking masculinity and alpha behavior. There is nothing worse. I see manlets do this all the time. It's OVER for you, just stop.

All you have to do is just be GOOD looking and do whatever the fuck you want.

bump cuz interesting

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>first time I hear from closest female friend in ~5 months (7 if you count a nonsensical text)
>went from hanging out often off and on for 2 years to this
>literally just a generic "watch me walk across the stage" invite
women really are self-absorbed creatures and do not conceptualize platonic bonds the same way a man does

>too cool for the party

unless you're going to highschool parties like a fucking loser literally no one will think you're cool

Just do this

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the issue is not you standing alone with a drink, it's you obviously being uncomfortable with that. other people can see you are uncomfortable, at best you seem uninterested

This, also tear out your hair and scream

I know the feel OP.
My problem is simply that I have literally no5hing in common with the rest.
I blame myself and Jow Forums for this.
I started watching normie movies and shows and reading about sports so I can actually talk about something else other than vidya.

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this, OP. you need to yell out funny lines from TV shows and start dancing spontaneously, girls love that shit

did you go out because it seemed like fun or because it seemed like something you were supposed to do? it seems like when a lot people go out and have a bad time they have this mindset of "I'm not fun, these people aren't impressed with me, how do I make myself more fun to be around?" when you should be thinking "this shit sucks, I'm not impressed with these people, how do I make this situation more fun?"
when you go out it should be about you having a good time first and foremost. fuck everyone else, life is a video game and you're the main character

i know that feel user, and everyone's conversations are shit boring

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You have to drink the drink, not just hold it. Once you're properly drunk everything takes care of itself.

t. lonely sober, social drunk

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yes! OP what is your favorite anime? there's gotta be some fun lines from there

learn some FORTNITE dances and the bitches will be oozing out juices for you

Based to the max

Drink for liquid courage

Thanks for the advice user