> order two 5kg bags because of discount > up protein to 4 heaped scoops > x4 per day, gotta get BIG > my stomach becomes a festering bag of toxic waste > obnoxious stenches follow me around everywhere > if I gas in a room and close the door, it's a minimum of 10 mins before safe entry > housemates threaten to report me to landlord > I start experimenting with a fart jar > cup anus to jar, release the poison then screw on lid immediately > still get a very small whiff but it's bearable and the air soon clears > life bearable again
Any jar farters here?
I've only experimented with one-time use of the jars. I fear that if I open the lid of an already-used jar the first smell might escape. Or worse yet, there might not be room for two farts in one jar.
Does anyone know how long it takes for a fart jar to stop smelling? I only have a few unused ones left so looking to get some answers asap.
He is taller, height really is everything to these thots. Shame because she is super QT and now she has a goblino daughter.
John Ramirez
Google 2 farts 1 jar
Eli Gutierrez
taller and less ugly
Charles Taylor
their prefrontal cortex isn't developed enough to think past "muh dik". The black people with above-average intelligence get the fuck out of the ghetto and don't associate with niggers. The idea to introduce crack into the ghetto was the right idea.
Leo Nguyen
Pay the toll
Jose Sanchez
>Posts picture of massive self important litteral faggot.
The irony is almost palpable.
Luis Lewis
i don't get the "doorstep" part
Kayden Morgan
Just clipped from her tumblr post, unrelated to anything there.
Jose James
Such is the life of a brap icon
Ayden Cox
yea but I mean the baby with the letter on it too. was she trying to dump it on the white guy or something?
>irony If you're implying that I'm also a self important faggot, then that's not even ironic. You could say it's "fitting," if you want to try and make a comment about it from your (wrong) point of view, I guess. You don't understand irony. It's actually ironic that you would make a post calling something palpably ironic while having no idea what irony is and completely misusing the word. I'll explain why; because you *expect* for someone who's calling something ironic in a demeaning way to actually know what irony is, so when they fail to live up to this implicitly intended expectation, its ironic. It's actually the opposite of irony for a self important faggot to post a picture of another self important faggot. You're not very smart, which is fitting for someone who doesn't get mishima. Not ironic, though.
>farts all smell like sulfur/rotten eggs >farts always feel hot coming out like they are straight fire >stench lingers for a long time, if i fart in the car and close the door it smells the next morning when i get in >wake up in the night confused by the horrid stench of my own farts
Jace Bell
>the life of a brap icon >implying there are other brap icons Sauce me
>Burns the coal >Still going after 6'4" chad Fuck it really is 100% appearance for women isn't it
Jaxon Morris
>Does anyone know how long it takes for a fart jar to stop smelling Well considering there's nothing to break down the sulfur compounds probably not for a very long time.
I was thinking more about sfw wholesome qt brap icons, I'm on nofap
Xavier Ortiz
Just buy one of those handheld mini vacuum cleaners. Works for me atleast...
Tyler Sanchez
That's a polymer gun
Levi Jenkins
>implying this whore wouldn't out the guy immediately if it really happened
Grayson Foster
>white girl hangs out with black guys and ends up in jail due to criminal behavior I am truly shocked, who could have seen this coming :^(
Zachary Brooks
>le ur gay! That's my witty comeback to you finding out I suck black dick Coalburners everyone, does anyone actually believe this guy was gay lmao
Brayden Scott
damnnnn that white boi got cucked to death, not to mention she exposed his faggot ass rip
Tyler Johnson
is the slide polymer you homosexual???
Carson Gutierrez
He left her on her own to raise the black child and left after he found out. He would be a cuck if he'd stayed to help raise a child that wasn't his.
Cooper Jackson
Nice list, Emma Ink is pretty god tier, shame she has tattoos though IMO. Gotta add Serena Loca(besto), Catherine Fox, Peggy, Sophie, Deviant Darla, Pauline Maxx, Sarah Glassburn, Poo Alexa, and Addison Lynn. >t. also brap enthusiast and sick fuck all around
