He doesn't do Jiu-jitsu

I enjoy the full use of my joints.

I'm shit posting. 93 brand is really good for the price. Koral on the other hand is mad overpriced

>tfw only bullshit bjj classes near me and no reputable muay thai classes at all.

Im straight.

I prefer to wrestle with my gf

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The idea of being that close to anyone it honestly quite terrifying

No thanks, I don't want to have another man's balls in my mouth

Balls touch in bjj

id rather box

What the fuck is this pajeet jutsu shit doing on my board?!
Pajeet go back in the poo street!

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>Krav Maga is superior

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I don't care about martial arts. I lift to look good, strong and be better at powerlifting.

I do, but I have to go less often than I would like now as a beginner because my ribs have been killing me. Guess my body will just harden up naturally over time.

I’m on a 2.5 year dry spell if I were to roll with a girl several things would happen. I’d massively sperg out, get super into my own head. I’d have a raging boner. Feel awkward and get anxious as shit

I prefer flipping slavs

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agreed, iv had 4 pairs of their shorts and all them literally fell apart

No time, also I prefer striking

Too many closet homos in the ground games

what do you mean? Just finished saturday morning class, tomorrow is open mat, monday is open mat as well due to bank holiday, and tuesday is evening class. I do a lot of goddamned jiu jitsu. My gf is getting antsy about it, desu. Something about me not paying her enough attention. I did tell her to come to class with me, but nooooo, she doesn't like fighting apparently.

Anyone want a free gf in good condition? I will insist you cover the shipping tho.

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Fuck, I wish there was sambo in this shithole. I'd totally do that.

give her to me

I really wanna get into bjj and/or boxing, something physical besides lifting, but I'm way too fat.
But sure as shit after I lose like 50% of my body weight I'm going to give it a twirl.

Might have torn a tendon in my knee after I didnt tap quick enough on a leg lock. How can I tell if it is torn or just sprained?

Dude just join while your fat. Lose weight while having fun in bjj or boxing. ... what are you scared of?

Wrestling is way cooler. I'd quit forever if there were wrestling clubs open to the public. BJJ is being taken over by bugmen and no gi is really fucking boring now that it's just hunting for heel hooks for the entirety of the match. I miss the how the sport was even 10 years ago.

t. BJJ black belt

Out of curiosity, what do you mean by bugmen? chinks? Or do you mean basedbois?

That I fall on top of some fool and they die since they have what amount to a baby elephant lying on top of them.

Agreed

Dude most bjj gyms have a really fat person training... you won't kill anyone with your weight bro lol. If you really want to train just do it

>what do you mean? Just finished saturday morning class, tomorrow is open mat, monday is open mat as well due to bank holiday, and tuesday is evening class. I do a lot of goddamned jiu jitsu. My gf is getting antsy about it, desu. Something about me not paying her enough attention. I did tell her to come to class with me, but nooooo, she doesn't like fighting apparently.
> Anyone want a free gf in good condition? I will insist you cover the shipping tho.

You go to GBFulham don't you

Hasn't bothered me actually, I almost never watch BJJ or any of the other martial arts I do and we spend a good chunk of our time standing. We had 25 minutes of live wrestling this morning, yesterday was also 20 minutes of Judo plus rolling in both cases.

used girlfriend who doesn't want to beat me up? No thanks. Gross.

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Söy boys. Thick rimmed glasses, beards, spats, getting defensive and sensitive when I'm teaching and I call doing something dumb from a position, "retarded" or call 10th Planet moves, "gay", comic book/super hero rash guards, guard pulling from the hand shake, etc.

It has all ruined the sport for me. On the flip side, BJJ competitions used to be filled with people who wore mohawks and had shitty tattoos, pacing back and forth in their Tap Out gear giving people dirty looks and I was mad about that, as well. The sport has now taken a complete 180 and that's just as bad. Why can't people just be fucking normal?

Why isn’t her tit in his mouth and his fingers up her cunt?

Have you consider picking up Judo? Sure, the rules are mildly retarded, but at least the crowd is far better.

Opinion on tatami? Overpriced?

The underlying message of non violence this guy is neat

I've considered it, but there isn't anywhere to train judo here. I've done my share of it, albeit informally, over the last 13 years of BJJ, but never a real class. I'll be moving to another country in June, so I plan on taking Judo classes when I arrive. If I can find somewhere that does Freestyle wrestling, even better, but for now I know Judo will be more accessible. There is even a Sambo club a few kilometers away from where I'll be living, so I may check that out since it's Judo without the faggotry of not touching the legs.

I can’t escape to save my life

>Sambo
Lucky bastard, I've been wanting to give that a go for ages but the closest places are almost two hours away.

Then again, I have access to plenty of high quality BJJ, Judo and wrestling so I can't complain. Judo's fun though, I use it plenty in BJJ, I've developed a still simple but rather effective inverted triangle game over the years for example. Nobody sees those coming, it's brilliant.

>high quality wrestling

Fucking how?! I didn't wrestle growing up, though I'm from Eastern PA, where we have some of the best wrestling in the country, yet no one started a pure wrestling club for adults. It makes zero sense to me how this has been overlooked. I've developed wrestling to a small degree through osmosis over the years, but I wish I could find somewhere to wrestle exclusively.

Why is america so addicted to wrestling? In europe it is nearly non existent

There's a substantial amount of Chechens living here (I live in Europe, for reference) who fled their country when Russia invaded twice a few decades ago. Throw in some other former USSR denizens plus interested locals and you'll have a fine wrestling club soon enough.

I don't train there - Judo and BJJ eat up all my time, but there's a couple guys from the wrestling place that train with us as well, so I have an okay grasp of it by now. Used to occasionally drop by at the last 'native' wrestling place here too, but it closed down a few years ago sadly.

I got 5 diopters of myopia, how would that work in Judo or similiar sports?

My problem is Jiu Jitsu is no longer Jiu Jitsu but rather IBJJF. Most Jiu Jitsu players are so completely oblivious to the idea of a bottom position being inherently dangerous due to strikes, and lose their shit over watching Ryan Hall flop over to the ground fighting a bottom of the line, unranked fighter in the UFC despite being one of the greatest BJJ players in recent memory.

Is she hot

I had to do nofap because it was giving me tennis elbow and fucking up my shoulder too and it was making BJJ suck for me

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Striking>Grappling

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Lenses will do the job just fine. I also see some people wear glasses when the teacher demonstrates any technique and just put them aside for the rest of the class.

Contact lenses are you friend, they made my life easier too

IBJJF isn't all grappling though, it's just one private organisation. People treat their rules like they're 'the rules'. They get so pissed when you punch them, what the fuck is wrong with them, it's all grappling shit.

Your post confuses me. Can you be more clear?

Wrestling is the greatest, most alpha sport there is. Insane conditioning, practical for self-defense, the mental toughness component is incredible. I wouldn't say Americans are addicted to wrestling, however. There is no future in it here and the ability to view the sport is ruined by companies like Flo who charge exorbitant prices for a faulty streaming system, which drives down exposure. Outliers aside, wrestling is a tradition in America that is carried on because your dad or your uncle wrestled, not because you find the sport particularly attractive.

I'm moving to Spain in June, where a bunch of Russians are, yet there aren't any clubs to wrestle in, unfortunately. Really bothersome. However, there are plenty of judo schools and that sambo school to placate me.

Funny story. I was referee and judge at a F2W competition not that long ago and a highly respected BB was coaching his guy. He turns to ask me, as I was being judge at that point in a sub-only match, what my criteria was for judging who won after the 8min. I tell him it's subjective, but I judge on dominant position first and foremost. He flips the fuck out on me, cause his guy was on the bottom trying half-hearted sweeps and he wanted the win. I told him that it's supposed to be a martial art and that if he were sitting in half guard for 10min in an actual fight, his student would be fucking murdered. He cried some more about how it's not a fight, I told him I don't care, so he went to the main referee to whine even more after the match ended and I voted for his opponent due to dominant position. The main referee agreed with me, sending this guy into a fit of rage. He may still be ass blasted, I do not know. Lost a lot of respect for that guy that night.

Blind people do judo, you'll be fine.
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I do BJJ twice a day and coach everyday.

The onions boy population is heavily dependent upon the gym. MMA focused gyms tend to have less, while 10p gyms or gyms located in trendy areas tend to have the most. I went to a seminar at a 10p gym and like 2/3 of the people there were bald.

Training for self-defense is retarded.

Krav Maga is for idiots. It's basically the martial arts version of Cross Fit, but worse

ADCC is still literally the same thing you dumb bastard. While there are a lot of bugmen, it is entirely avoidable by going to a proper gym. Have you seen any high level bug men? Of course not.

Jesus Christ, if you want to see wrestling just fucking watch wrestling or FILA grappling (or whatever it's called now). It's not that hard.

Not sure why you are so interested in seeing people stall on the feet. IMO, the Garry Tonon style is the ideal. Great takedowns that can seemlessly transition into ground/guard work. This isn't new. One of our guys who was a UFC champ was equally as good at this ages ago.

Strikes? Who cares dude. It's not the UFC. Go watch CJJ or UFC if that's what you're into.

Also, no one wants to fight Ryan. It's not his fault everyone is scared of him. I'm not even going to mention that he demolished BJ Penn in seconds because of how old BJ is.

Striking is pretty fun. I think you are underestamting it a bit

You don't have a black belt.

He has a right to be mad at you because you are judging a F2W match and don't know the criteria for the match you are judging. The main criteria for F2W is submissions. It's not the IBJJF.

It's sort of embarrassing that F2W doesn't seem to properly train it's judges. I've seen many bad calls primarily based on not knowing the rules. "Actual Fights" have literally nothing to do with F2W. It's not a fight and people who think like this are clearly autistic. If you wanted to judge an actual fight, go judge MMA.

But, on the other hand their new Judo matches are sweeeeet.

Obviously you are retarded if you don't even know the criteria for the organization you are judging for.

Also, Flo grappling is not expensive. If you can't afford it, you are a failure at life. The streaming quality has improved substantially and there are rarely any problems.

I'm surprised that you are talking about what is "most alpha" because the only people who complain about Flo are reddit onions boys. You have been diagnosed. Never once heard anyone any real life complain, certainly not wrestlers complain about flowrestling. It's the reddit onions boy who has the most obsession with being alpha because deep down inside he knows he is not. Do you think alpha people constantly talk about being alpha?

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>Striking is pretty fun. I think you are underestamting it a bit
Underestimating? What?

I train at a gym that has produced several UFC champions, have done years of striking, and coach MMA.

My point is BJJ is BJJ. Making it about striking is retarded. If you want to do that, then do MMA. Striking is fun.

I don't see why he couldn't. Literally anyone can get a black belt. You just have to keep showing up.

~10 years experience in something and generally you wouldn't sound like a meme spewing Jow Forums shitposter that learnt about whatever you're discussing last month.

Oh ok it sounded like you dont ike striking at all.

>ywn get subdued by a cute brown girl

I didn not know I wanted this

Are you actually fucking retarded? Is sitting on the bottom of HG, trying to rack up what would be IBJJF "advantages", making no progress from the bottom once you've been taken down, fighting to win? When no one gets into a submitting position, you have to go to a different criteria by which to judge the winner at the end of the match.

It is probably you who is autistic.

I do kick boxing

which one is better muay thai or jiu-jitsu

I'm not saying Jiu Jitsu should be about striking. I'm saying that at least as far as the training room goes, you should at least keep the idea that you could be struck from the top in mind. Hell, I think it's pretty ridiculous to think that someone could get to purple belt then one day get in a street fight and get rocked before they can even take the other guy down. It goes against the purpose of martial arts in my opinion.

Muay Thai, all fights start standing so why not end it there?

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I'm one of the guys griping about modern Jiu Jitsu in this thread, but even then I have to concede Jiu Jitsu is probably the best martial art as far as self defence goes.

>BJJ is being taken over by bugmen
unironically this. what the fuck is the cause of this?

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Incorrect.

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there will be eventually, don't you worry

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Didn't even have to unsheathe his katana

>I'm moving to Spain in June, where a bunch of Russians are, yet there aren't any clubs to wrestle in, unfortunately. Really bothersome. However, there are plenty of judo schools and that sambo school to placate me.
Ask the Russians, if there's any place they'll know.

There's something I don't get. If you know you lack the ability to counter something, like melee weapons or a gradually encroaching crowd, why don't you just incorporate these elements into your training? Seems silly to say BJJ is useless against a dude with friends when there's no rule saying BJJ practitioners aren't allowed to practice or develop techniques that fill that niche.

BJJ isn't being taken over by bugmen. Bugmen are taking up BJJ in an effort to escape being bugmen. What are you complaining about? Are you incapable of enjoying fighting someone if they like superheroes or anime?

>Why can't people just be fucking normal?
Dude, you don't get to be the arbiter of what's "normal". Frankly, I think you whining about people liking things you don't like is really fucking lame and not something grown men should be doing, do you now have some sort of obligation to stop or fuck off? The rest of the people who partake in a sport are not there solely to ensure your personal enjoyment of it.

I'm not a jiu

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I'm Auschwitz and it burns to much calories

Amen to what you said. Today's bjj with the lack of stand up is fucking shit. When I see fags that sits instead of trying to dominate/control their opponent on the feet, I hurts me mentally. don't get me wrong, I love the leg lock game, but I know that half of it works from the top game. Why don't they use it? Because they'd have to fight for it? We end up on your words: they're bugmen. Extremely lazy ones at it.

its not a good workout
its time consuming
im not really into it
meh

>people on Jow Forums say grappling technique is useless for women since men are strong enough to overpower them anyway
>completely believe it
>sign up for BJJ
>first week get paired to roll with a QT girl half my weight and 6" shorter who has only been there a few months
>twists me into a fucking pretzel and nearly breaks my elbow

A truly humbling and fun experience, 10/10 would recommend.

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> Trw he does not like Martial Arts manga

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with BJJ rules that's true but in a real fight you could destroy every BJJ blackbelt female with elbow and punches

You don't live in Europe then. Because even in my international shithole, there are a greco-roman/freestyle wrestling club and a local folkstyle one.

so just switch to MMA and all of a sudden a trained female can knock your ass out.

I live in Germany. There are zero wrestling gyms here. You can count the local ringer clubs, nut they are mostly full of children or very far away

Assuming you have training too. Frankly, I wasn't able to get myself into a decent enough position to throw any strikes that wouldn't give up my arms and make me significantly more vulnerable than I was. A woman experienced in BJJ might lose to a guy experienced in MMA, but not to your average overly handsy guy at a bar, which is what they're preparing for.

Should I do BJJ if I just want to be triangled by qts?

No idea why this made me howl out laughing, might be going mad.

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>Also, Flo grappling is not expensive.
Something, or anything being not expensive when it doesn't fullfill the purpose for what you've bought it.
Are you that much retarded?

Most martial arts cannot be practiced correctly past your 30's. So people who used to do MA end up doing bjj and tag along with fags wishing for a second youth.
>I'm moving to Spain in June,
They're more into Judo in western Europe, but you'll find wrestling if you look for it.
>You can count the local ringer clubs, but they are mostly full of children or very far away.
Wrestling is not a oldman sport. For reason, they don't like to mix adults and children in the same club.
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You don't have the the right MA manga references dude, pic related.

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