Why are glutes such an appealing body part?

why are glutes such an appealing body part?

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Because it's literally programmed into your brain.

then why do i find them gross

Because youre homo

Symmetry

don't homo love ass more than anyone?

But homos love fucking ass

Because putting your dick between two plump meat pillows is the best feeling this universe has to offer to us humans.

Wide hips is a sign of vertility and a higher prob to survive childbirth and take care of the child.
Wide hips is followed by big glutes, the first thing you'll see from behind when chasing a girl.
Monkey started looking at ass more, female with a good ass started to get selected.

Human when starting to walk more upright the same thing happened to boobs. They're in your face and a sign of vertility so they started to become bigger by breeding.

>t. evolution

Didn't reddit solve this mystery in like 2012

evolutionary psychology is a joke

If you've ever smelled an asshole when eating a girl from behind you would no longer find the appealing

Ok but the real question is how big is too big?

hey rabbi, watcha doin?

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probably because you are a pedo.

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i have and i still do

You must be retarded, because that's the exact same conclusion I came to when I was like 9, just wondering about shit. It's just common sense, man fucks woman doggystyle, looks at ass, ass becomes sexy, pretty simple

dont care about body that much, care more about the eyes
am i fag

Impossible. No ass is ever too big.

Homos love Hank Hill ass

No, just an actually decent humanbeing. You should probably leave Jow Forums son, while you still can.

bmi > face > hips > ass > legs > tits

you write like a moron

id put tits before ass but this is correct, id say the most important part of the face are the eyes and nose bridge

>9 year olds are an authority on ass

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False. Most important thing about the face is not being ugly; i.e. rotting teeth, bad acne, overbite, distance between the eyes.

I too have seen prison school

Bone structure is most important

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Just trying to help you understand user

because gluteal adipose tissue has a high concentration of estrogen receptors. It's basic sexual dimorphism.

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THERE ARE NO POTATOES FOR YOU HERE
ONLY JUICY BUTTS

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it lets you know the person attached to them does a lot of thrusting and can probably fuck you good

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>bmi first
Honestly FACE and FRAME are more important, and they matter way more for women than they do for men. An ugly man with wide hips can work out his upper body to make his shoulders, chest and back much wider to compensate. He won’t be conventionally attractive but his muscles will cancel out the wide hips and some girls will find the strong but homely look appealing. A woman with an ugly face can’t do anything about it. Yes, they can try makeup, but there’s a limit to what makeup can do. Someone might respond to this with a gif of some woman who looks like a porcelain doll removing all her making to reveal she is rather plain, but plain is not as bad as ugly, that much makeup looks extremely unnatural and is not attractive especially in real life without perfect lighting, and the time it takes to apply that much makeup every day is not realistic, the facade could not be kept up forever. A woman with wide shoulders and narrow hips also can’t do anything about it. There are no significant hip muscles that can be developed to make them look much wider. Even if she works out larger muscles like her glutes and legs, they will look manly because of her narrow hips. If she gains fat, she will just get a gross-looking gut because her hips aren’t wide enough to carry it well. A woman with a good face and frame can be anything from sticc to a reasonable amount of chubbiness and still look good, at least while until she gets older. A chubby woman with good shoulder/waist/hip proportions will just look busty and soft. You may not like it because “im too ugly” and “my hips are too wide” are nice excuses, but women get shafted by genetics more than men do, all we have to worry about is our height.

There must be some kind of evolutionary advantage to aesthetic appreciation of round shapes. Weird, considering the most successful civilizations built either triangles (pyramids, egypt) or squares (bricks, rome). There has to be some less obvious survival/prosperity mechanism connected to either a bubble or a round shape. I dunno but I can think of either round shape buckets to carry water or bubble shaped huts and igloos. People drawn to those efficient shaped survived better, maybe? Or am I missing some obvious shapes?

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this

it's what you see when you are fucking and it's burnt deep in your subconscious
(when you are a healthy human male and not a deranged flaming faggot)

It's the part of the body where the music comes out of.

>then why do i find them gross
but do they turn you on?

Patently false.

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her toilets are frankly too big and revolting to a straight man

I've seen uglier dudes, pimp.

Homos love anus. A round butt is a primary sexual characteristic of women. See how they're different?

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user please

It's called fertility ffs

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This is a blueboard you fucking faggot

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tldr
have sex

That's not how evolution works you retard

no idea

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Based. Ass > boobs btw.

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checked and based, face above all

my bad

This. Literally pop science guesswork.

you are a fucking joke you retarded twat, never show your face here again with your room temperature iq you spastic fuckwit

math

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Evolutionary biology is unfalsifiable bullshit. It's just claims based on opinions. So women with wider hips are more fertile? Then why do women's hips get wider as they age, precisely as they become less and less fertile.

>why are glutes such an appealing body part?
It's not the jew did this so they can sell more mamry prostetics as ass implants !

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You forgot that being able to run far was the primary evolutionary adaptation of humans and the glutes are used for running. So we see girls asses as signs they will keep up with us on the hunt and give us fast sons.

Men's and women's marathon records have a smaller percentage difference of any other sport or athletic feat.

no

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I also have this question. I understand there is sexual dimorphism, and males seek for some things on women and viceversa.

Men will seek for boobs, as they are fat deposits which will feed the baby,
Women will seek body fitness as it means better genes and a better/stronger couple, hunter and so.

BUT
both, males and females find attracktive each others ass. why?
what kind of information do you get from ass so evolution has engraved it by fire in our brains?

See Better ass = better runner = better human

Men over a certain age will know that in their youth breasts were the object of desire. It has been that way up until recently. The focus slowly changed to butts; at first a niche fetish that you would laugh at in sitcoms and movies but now it's a full blown industry and butts are the new object of desire.

I believe it has been specifically engineered this way. I don't think it's a coincidence that men's fascination with the body's waste chute has peaked at the same time fertility and replacement rates have drastically dropped.

Breasts are nurturing and life giving, which is why they were our natural attraction. The butt fetish is artificial.

4% of dogs commit 50% of violent bites

True

how does the picture of OP represent a better runner?

>programmed into your brain
Why tho? You can't reproduce through them sot it makes no sense evolutionary speaking.

This might be the most retarded post of the day.

It's where the holes are

i got you bros
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Is that that little park in Lisbon behind the capital?

>artificial
So you think there's nothing biologically wired before birth that would make someone attracted to asses?
So if society promoted ears or elbows it would literally be the same as long as they "brainwashed" you?

Most retarded post I've read all month.

Based fren poster

low test

Sauce?

Most retarded post I've read all month.

salsa?

God imagine the smell/

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You lack nigger genes.

based and redpilled

Fucking retard

feet > toes > legs > tummy > tits > pits >>>>> ass

t. niggers

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