wtf no fph? Jow Forums is not Jow Forums without FPH motherfuckers
FPH
Xavier Scott
Ethan Robinson
you do realize fat people are having more sex than you?
Cooper Cook
i am SEETHING.
Sebastian Martinez
Alexander Thomas
Chubby sexy is great.
Nicholas Wright
shitty fat sex with sweaty grease deposits and zero stamina because sex is cardio
Wyatt Flores
Ryder Ward
>imagine the smell haha
Gavin Watson
Jeremiah Bailey
BASED
Matthew Morales
Hunter Sanchez
Lucas Howard
Juan Taylor
This dude actually looks like he has great bone structure. Imagine winning the genetic lottery then doing this to yourself
Blake Nelson
Jace Hill
This person literally wrote all this out, even the point about fat people not being able to wipe, and never once had the thought "maybe I'm the one with the problem."
Brayden Parker
Be honest, would you?
Nathaniel Brooks
>situations where they just had to not wipe
>not wipe
Jaxon Perry
I've fucked a few fatties and it's always been great. Not one of that size though. She looks like she might have problems being hygienic.
Bentley Butler
Would I what? Even if I wanted to I have no idea where to even start.
Justin Jackson
Jason Howard
how the fuck this fatty is in army
Brandon Evans
>300 gallons in 6 years
Obviously he's never heard of GOMAD
Cameron Myers
Luis Walker
The no-hawk, classic.
Nathan Williams
>she's 24
holy fuck, and it seems like she's got a BF too. my goodness.
Asher Jones
Jackson Taylor
Brandon Perry
I'd rather have AIDS than have sex with someone with But hey good luck finding the hole or fucking the flab
Gabriel Morales
Jeremiah Perry
Jose Gray
Joshua Reed
You do realize your fat whore girlfriend is cheating on you?
Daniel Myers
no, and I don't think I have a dick large enough
Andrew Diaz
Benjamin Foster
>Newman finally snaps over Seinfeld's bullshit
Aiden Foster
That a massive Vehicle in the background
Joseph Lopez
I AM THE SUN
Josiah Williams
could have been god tier penguin cosplay
Hunter Lee
>alpha eyes
>great hair genetics
and you do this. fuck what a waste
Julian Richardson
Lincoln Torres
who is this? I want to find her insta and post gross shit here
Leo Hall
I need advice, Jow Forums
So due to some fuckery at my job I got swapped from an office job to a position in the warehouse. Not gonna lie, it aint half bad. My new coworkers are all bros and there's little to no dramatic bullshit. But im still working out how to balance this new job with getting Jow Forums and being a recovering fatty.
Pros:
>I go in at 4am and get out at noon
>im moving, lifting, pushing, all day long and burning a ton of calories
>im not in a position to be able to snack all day like my last job
Cons:
>I work up a hell of an appetite from moving so much
>im tired as fuck all the time because im still getting used to the schedule, so i havent been exercising
Any tips you guys can give me for this sort of thing? Im sure some of you have gotten Jow Forums while working odd hours before.
Kevin Turner
>SOCIETY MADE ME THIS WAY
Evan Edwards
work out prior to work
Angel Young
Drink lots of water, also leafy greens do miracles in keeping me feeling full. good luck.
Andrew Mitchell
B R U T A L
Landon Nelson
>can get stuck
How fucking fat do you have to be to get stuck in a bathroom stall?
Nathan Harris
It's about quality over quantity
Jason Young
10 stone is 140 pounds or 63 kilos for non-britbongs
Jeremiah Allen
where do you get that from?
Zachary Hill
idk, man. I'm fat and women hate that shit. Been shot down so many times even by girls who like me it's not even funny.
Mason King
Matthew Anderson
A fucking mango
Ian Parker
BROTHER
Thomas Torres
Do short high intensity low volume workouts. You're getting your volume at your job. It'll be easier to go to the gym if you know that you only have to do 12-15 sets and then you're done.
Evan Baker
Adam Roberts
Aiden Green
William Martin
Isaac Taylor
Robert White
Jace Ward
The chocobo music started playing in my head
Owen Scott
Fisting between your grease flaps because you can't shower properly doesn't count as sex
Jack Murphy
Cooper Sullivan
Buffalo MPCC
Lucas Kelly
William Ortiz
Ryder Diaz
>I blame the burrito I had for breakfast
holy kek
Gabriel Jackson
Owen James
Jaxon Ward
I started working as a delivery man a 5 months ago and my body has only just started properly recovering from the stress (lots of apartments with no elevators)
Because there is a 24/7 gym near to my workplace, I started using that as of this week to get my workout in before work (imho the best time as I have a terrible workouts after)
I suppose the short version is just focus on recovering from the new job first before adding more stress to your body. That is to say do lighter workouts.
Isaac Thomas
Julian Davis
Connor Young
Tyler Campbell
I remember the whole text mentioning that lumbar fracture usually happens after car or motocycle accidents but all the grease gobling had to do was standing up kek
Austin Rivera
Jose Hughes
Fucking kek. Did we ever hear what happened in court?
Jackson Jenkins
Not with a 10 ft pole, user. There are lows that even someone like me wouldn't dare to reach.
Josiah Smith
No matter how many times I read these
Caleb Richardson
That las paragraph man... That last fucking paragraph...
Brayden Davis
I accidentally left a couple of hoodies (on separate occasions) on top of an an Austrian mountain when I was 15. I'm 23 now and it still bothers me a little. Those were my favourite hoodies.
David Ramirez
I once fucked a fat girl. Not as big as that pic but pretty big and I really struggled with keeping my dick in. It kept coming out of her because I couldn't get it in deep enough and in the end the only way I could manage anything was doggy. My dick is about 7 inches too so it's not like I'm a dicklet.
John Allen
The good ol' waffle stomp!
Josiah Morales
I kekd, I thought she was hugging someone
Ian Sanchez
>girls
You're supposed to aim for guys with daddy issues, stupid.
Kevin Carter
Cunt's got grayscale
William Baker
>the world needs to accomodate my size
What a disgraceful person. Shameful to the extreme.
Isaiah Ross
The question is not if I would, but how I could?
Grayson Martinez
Do fat people wipe into their genitals by default? Why was that the way she attempted first?
David Thomas
>It's simple
>We eat the batman
Carson Smith
I am 69 and my wife is 67 kg, she put 30 kg during pregnancy and I barely could reach her in the last months, her ass was everywhere
Justin Hill
I never got this one. Isn't that a healthy amount of water to have in that time? I'm English so I'm guessing when you leave school and the conversion (about 5 litres to a gallon, leave school at 18). Obviously what she's saying is shit, but drinking that amount is totally reasonable if not a bit too little
Oliver Brooks
Probably. Even in shape, I'm still the quiet guy with weird tastes and the emotional expressiveness of a rusty hammer.
BUT
Do you realize I can see my crotch due to a lack of sagging gut in the way? Or tie my shoes and do house chores without losing my breath? Or actually appreciate food because my brain is no longer addicted to the dopamine rush brought by the salt/fat/sugar combo?
Between no sex and being a margarine elemental, or no sex and being human, I'll stick to the latter, thank you very much.
Ian Watson
wtf is HAES and why does this sound like she gained 65 pounds on purpose? Why would you ever want to do that unless you're a roid bulker?
Brody Stewart
>burgercock likes this
Never ceases to make me laugh.
Isaiah Rogers
Christopher Moore
Imagine being so fat, you can't wipe your own ass.
I fucking love stories like this. It makes me so happy that I managed to stop myself at the upper edge of stage 1 obesity and pull myself back down to (right now) slightly overweight.
Um, no. I'm pretty sure in the case of fruits, your body has to do the extra work in breaking them them down if you don't blend them.