Mire thread

Tons of mires, comments about me losing weight, girls throwing themselves at me.

>tfw in a long-term relationship

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FUCK HE'S NOT EVEN RIPPED

Anyway, I have been getting quite a few faggot mires lately. One guy just grabbed my butt on the street and asked for my phone number. How the fuck do gays get away with sexual assault?

A girl at a party showed me a picture of some guy she knew on instagram and said "You look like him but more handsome". He was actually a pretty good looking guy too.

Fooled around with a girl from last night. She kept feeling my arms and wanted me to choke her. As we chilled in the afterglow she said I had a much better grip than the last guy that bare hand choked her. Th-thanks deadlifts

lmao that means you look/dress gay. Get more straight faggot

had 2 recently...

>new at work
>girl smiles and gigles a lot as i pass sometimes.
>one time i ask "how can i get eye lashes like yours" (she had this thot lashes thing going on)
>she smiles and asks "you want my number?"
>i thought it was a joke (wast)

>wait for the bus with 2 girls
>get on the bus and sit down
>one of the girls comes to me and asks for my phone
>K here you go , do you need to make a phone call?
>she writes down her number and bails.

smile more my bros

But their knees are too pointy!

I had a picture like that when I was in high school. There was a specific cluster of girls who all had a crush on me. But I was too autismo to do anything about it, I ran away when one got bold and brought me to the bathroom at a house party.

I live in a country of skeletons and lanklets, so I get tons of mires and everyone assumes I'm an absolute Chad... but deep down I'm not because of my charachter. I can be so arrogant and insulting that a lot of women actually think I'm flatout rejecting them and they're not in my league, while I actually still wanna fuck them.

But just recently a girl I know just messaged me out of the blue and suggested a day where she would come to my place for a dicking. Is this the embodiment of the Chad lifestyle?

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>be twink bottom
>chatting with some muscle daddy online
>show him my dick
>he wants me to fuck him now
>tfw i don't like topping

Peep game

>lost 30 pounds In 2 weeks shooting meth and dope
>fuck that shit
>went to detox and got clean
>been back in the gym going hard
>slim and cut
>wear short sleeve shirt so the can the definition and/or track marks
>gymthots reckless eyeballing
>but I’m in the gym for myself

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Ive gotten a few mires from both female and male coworkers, but at this part time gig I recently got to make some extra money on the side apart from my main job, this older girl saw me prep my lunch meal which consisted of two diced chicken breasts tossed in shredded cheese and salsa with two hard boiled eggs on the side (I work at Farmer Boys on the weekends). As I approached one of the kiosks to clock out for my lunch she said "Damn, high protein diet...Let me take a look ;)". I thought she was talking about my meal so I showed it to her but then she said, "No, I'm talking about your arms, silly ;)".

>mfw I mogg everyone at both my jobs

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Relativity bro! And when you’re single their ain’t bitch in sight

Ffs i just want to kiss every cm of that blonde beauty

Those girls and their
*shuffles deck, pulls card*
Fingernails are .3mm out of range of perfection, ugly whores

You'll get your turn after the girls are done with him.

Tfw boutta be a 23yr old khv

I finally got Jow Forums so I started wearing tighter clothes and also got an /fa/ haircut. I expected to get more pussy, not more dick

Nobody ever takes pictures of my alpha moments. Fuck.

Believe it or not faggots, but I used to live life like that. Being a skinny pretty twink with decently long hair goes far

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so much truth to that

Reminder that ottermode twinks with a boyish face get more pussy than your ''manly'' and ''alpha'' body

yeah

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Yeah a bunch of my classmates thought I got a blowjob from the girl in the bathroom (that was her plan and maybe she told people it happened) and I corrected them and said "No I did not!" because my autism never ends.

>foot fingers

Is this new bait or are you the same as the other ones? I want you to know, if you genuinely felt proud of your body you wouldn’t feel the need to post this. Coping is how you stop making progress. But that leads me to believe this is just shitty bait

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>I expected to get more pussy, not more dick
So... how much dick do you get?

pls be my bf

That's Christian Hogue, he's a model.

In the 18-20yo bracket, for sure. I wonder why. I'm blaming the hormones in contraceptive pills and western society's war on masculinity. Younger women seem to be afraid, if not flatout repulsed by traditional masculine types (by that I do not mean fat powerlifters with a beard, but athletic young men with a masculine face)

Well I'm not gay, but I did end up fucking two guys. One was pretty feminine, and the other was in a threesome with his gf, so that was actually kinda fun. I said nohomo though, so it's not gay.

>>get personality gains
>>get more mires
>WHAT THE FUCK BROS?!?!?!?
Told you guyz physic without personality is like armless lesbian fucking themselves: It can be good at first but it won't last...

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>Believe it or not faggots, but I used to...
Stop reading there... Faggot

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I fucked my uber passenger. Not sure if that's a more tho...

physio said I had muscular meaty quads, guess it counts

>Leaving friends house
>Give her a hug
>She looks up at me
>"You're actually pretty tall"
>TFW only like 6'1

Manlets will never know this feeling

>Be at fancy lunch with a lot of friends
>Friend and his gf comes up to me
>Friend is pretty much the "nice farmer boy" type, except he's in a suit
>Compliments on my progress
>"You're looking real fit dude!" and asks his gf what she thinks and she turns directly to me
>"Yeah you do, but I cannot see well enough when he's got all those clothes on".
>mfw

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You have no idea how much i'd like to be that dude
Or at least in his position with his good looks

Yes and it was actually terrible.

So, I was out grocery shopping with my girlfriend and this guy rolls his cart next to mine and this whole thing goes down, my girlfriend immediately went to go get something else with a "this is all yours" smile on her face
>"What's your max squat, chief?"
>Turn to see this tall meth skinny guy with this chin length brown red hair dressed in skinny biker shorts and a torn shirt
>Mr. Skelington is rattle his bones at Kroger.wav
>I'm about to answer before he goes off talking about his days at West point and how he could load up the hack squat machine and move it when not even the big guys could
>Talks about how strong he is
>Nod and suspend all disbelief so that I can take this horror show in
>Starts going off about how those military schools are just for rich kids to make political connections
>Before I can even agree to that he starts going off about those "Rich Hollywood bitches" in Cali who paid for their kids to get into school
>He rants about Title IX and how it fucks men over
>He tells me that "People need to watch out for Gladiators like me and you."
>He strolls off telling me I need to look up and read about Title IX and says that it could save my life one day

My girlfriend comes back laughing and asks me who let the crazy guy out for the night.

A simple "Nice butt" would have been preferred to be honest.

what do i do to have this?

Footfags deserve the rope

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Cope

You've made it brah

Trips don't lie

I'll take the blonde.

the feet on the right seem nice though, left is gross.

hes right though.

>enter waiting room
>only 2 older chubby women in there
>smile at both as i enter just because i like smiling at people
>one does the whole "look away, look back, smile, look away" thing
>as she walks out the room a moment later she turns, looks right at me, smiles and gives me the look
All i could think about that night was fucking the life out of chubby older women and smothering myself in their tits (it's my fetish).

Tight clothes are for fags. Real muscular men wear 3xl+

How are you going to show off your gains.

No, he’s obviously friend zoned like the bitch he is. Women are comfortable with beta male losers, like their brother.

Turn down the thermostat in the office and the girls will be forced to cuddle with you to keep warm.

Somewhat a of mire post:

>20-something year old me
>girls my age don't pay attention to me
>continue studying and start lifting
>just hit 30
>Jow Forums, /fa/ and a medfag
>suddenly all these 28+ year old roasties start messaging me on dating sites even though i put up that i want to meet a 22-25 year old girl

Should i do it Jow Forums? Should i roast and troll them a bit?

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he cute

Make your fantasy a reality, bro. Fucking a fat mucks aged woman shouldn't be too hard.

>recently
Never since I got to this planet. But you know what? I like my life.

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Says the fag that likes manly feet. Just get a sex change, subhuman loser.

don't worry he's gymcel

based

you made it brah. now hit-n-run these pussies. you owe it to your 20 y/o self. don't give them head btw.

Big wide shoulders are more than enough. People just know you’re huge without you dressing like an insecure woman.

>armless lesbian fucking themselves

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Gonna be real here, feet are just a small part of the whole and beautiful figure of a woman, if they are hot it's just a nice bonus. Additionally if the woman is hot, chances are her feet are hot too.

You can kiss em or lick em or get rubbed out whatever during the moment but if it ever takes up more than 5% of your sexual relations with her (10% if SHE herself likes to use em) you're a faggot.

For example all these feet are arousing not because of the feet themselves but the legs and ass and figure they are attached to and compliment very well.

Don't overcomplicate this, feet can be sexy, but actual and obsessive footfags are gross.

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Yeah, gonna reactivate my tinder soon i think, i need some better pics though. Day 126 No Orgasm and I'm feeling the heat.

im surprised your dick still has circulation after that...

Wtf is that thing on the hook

What the fuck, Chad? I told you not to enter threads like this one. Not fair, bro.

Surprisingly my dick works same as always. I just get incredibly strong urges to fuck everything now.

Did wonders for my productivity as well (versus daily fapping). Would recommend.

A girl friend i hadn't seen for about 6 months said I had become attractive and bigger.
>me: ... yo..ouu. too...

Read the review

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>that pic
youtube.com/watch?v=coJjo3NmAEI

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I think I do user.

God I wish that [spoiler]the blondie[/spoiler] were me.

what'd she rate you?

Thots want what they can't have.

Based lol poster

Jesus...

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>Started lifting and cutting back in November
>Still haven't gotten mires
>Closest thing is getting glances from gym girls but they're probably just staring blankly in my general direction instead
Why do I even bother

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Wtf. Sounds like you look like a chad. How would you rate your face?

You will never experience the high school days again when girls were playful like that. Why did I have to be an insecure fat nerd back then

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Twink bottom. These exist?

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imagine genuinely thinking girls prefer ripped over athletic

What a dick holy shit

This is why in this shit age you can't wait for "THE ONE" we all have the strength and the desire to wait for that but it never happens naturally anymore.

Hope isn't lost though, it's just you have to understand how the shittiest of women work to meet and understand the best of women.

we're all gonna make it bros.

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Reposting my mires here cause didn't see there was a thread already
>be me
>chatting with some grill from uni on whatsapp
>she's flirty with me in person but she is also flirty with other guys so don't really think she's interested.
>says she made dinner and I can come over if I want
>say "I'll pass"
not going to ruin my cut for some roastie

>in the gym
>have been eyeing this new female trainer
>caught her mirin a few times in the mirror, she also gave me the up and down look once
>when I was leaving the gym today she suddenly appeared at the receptionist desk after she saw me leaving the gym area.
Not sure if she's interested. I also have no idea how to talk to her or show her that I'm interested cause autist.

>walking down the street
>cutie walking towards me
>our eyes meet as we pass each other
>she makes this shy smile and then looks away

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>go to mcdonalds drive thru for dat dere dirty bulk
>order 2x mcdoubles and a mcchicken
>pull up to window, qt black girl hands me my food
>"you look like you could be one a dem hollister models"
>t-thanks you too
>drive home feeling good about myself
>get home, open bag
>stupid bitch forgot my mcchicken

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based and redpilled post

Why that pic make me feel like shit

Every girl I smile at avoids eye contact and gets an uneasy look on their face

Am I the gym alpha?

4 tweens felt safe enough to ask me for directions earlier and they said thank you nicely. I'm taking that as a mire.

>when girls start noticing you
>when you're at the club and random hotties just seem to teleport next to you
>when girls smile at you when they didn't before
>when other bro's treat you with respect
>when retail customer service is actually good to you
>when your t-shirts seem to have shrunk
>when single mothers get super aggressive on you
>when pretty girls get shy around you
>when parents introduce you to their daughter
>when black dudes who played football give you the "sup" head nod
>when married women dont want to interact with you because you're too tempting and they want to be loyal
>when fat chicks with nothing to lose throw their game at you
>when you're bulking and your shits are a foot long and weight at least a pound
>when girls at work stop by to "visit your co-worker who sits next to you"
>when you can wear a plain white or black t-shirt and still mog everyone else in the place
>when people ask if you've been working out
>when mean girls humble themselves in your presence
>when smaller people get out of your way walking through the bar / club
>when you can say perverted shit to women and they laugh and you get away with it
>when girls look at your face, then at your feet, then back at your face and stare for a couple seconds
>when groups of underage girls call you out in public
>when that tall blonde at the bar accidentally rubs up against you and tells you that you have smoothe skin and you respond y-you too

>/nightwalking/
>see shirtless chad standing on the other side of the street while looking at his phone
>see qt going on the opposite direction from me
>she's looking at chad, smiling and biting her lower lip
>she sees me
>her smile and optimism: gone
Can't imagine myself in OP's pic.