Post those freshly baked mires >be me >chatting with some grill from uni on whatsapp >she's flirty with me in person but she is also flirty with other guys so don't really think she's interested. >says she made dinner and I can come over if I want >say "I'll pass" not going to ruin my cut for some roastie
>in the gym >have been eyeing this new female trainer >caught her mirin a few times in the mirror, she also gave me the up and down look once >when I was leaving the gym today she suddenly appeared at the receptionist desk after she saw me leaving the gym area. Not sure if she's interested. I also have no idea how to talk to her or show her that I'm interested cause autist.
>walking down the street >cutie walking towards me >our eyes meet as we pass each other >she makes this shy smile and then looks away
lmao this was not worth making a thread over just cause it didn't get any attention in the original thread
Cooper Jones
>she makes this shy smile and then looks away imagine thinking eye contact and a smile is a mire
Jeremiah Long
dude's either on day 25 no fap or goes to the local gym of Islamabad
Caleb Flores
>go to mcdonalds drive thru for dat dere dirty bulk >order 2x mcdoubles and a mcchicken >pull up to window, qt black girl hands me my food >"you look like you could be one a dem hollister models" >t-thanks you too >drive home feeling good about myself >get home, open bag >stupid bitch forgot my mcchicken
I was working in a temporary job and I've meet a qt3.14 and managed to talk with her multiple times but never knew her name (but Jesus Christ she was a belter). I left the job with no hope anyway (2 weeks ago), but yesterday my ex co-worker messaged me saying that the BELTER was there asking where I was and my name, she even let her number with my bruh for me. PALS, I'M GONNA MAKE IT
Easton Kelly
Nothing like a delusion thread before hitting the gym
Ryan Rogers
>go to no gi BJJ for the first time in years >Get multiple comments on my 'monster calves'
>Be Asian manlet >Running during the summer without a shirt (trying to get rid of farmer's tan) >Man shouts BRUCE LEE as he passes by in a Jeep
It's always men.
Logan Bennett
You gotta pretend the girls are mirin to boost that confidence.
Just be yourself is the most terrible idea to give anyone. Just be normal is the best advice to give
Jace Gutierrez
>go to museum with crush, her brother, and her fat friend >decide to go to pizza hut afterwards >I think crush blushed when she sat next to me but i can't be sure >fat friend eye fucking me across table the entire time. >make small talk with brother and crush >brother suddenly says "you look like matt damon >mfw (I look nothing like him) >play it off as a joke saying "well my dad used to look like dennis quaid." I didn't expect a mire from a guy but that's good.....i guess?
>Be waiting for bro to open up >Fucker took his time because he was playing Snow Bros with another guy. >Street is nothing but clothing shops. Flooded with pussy on a Saturday afternoon. >Almost MILF age skinny gal mires, looks me up and down. I smile back and she goes into the store next to me. >Feels good man >Minutes go by. >10/10, would tolerate daddy issues for a week, wild shortstack appeared. Walks by, she's talking with her friend. >But that doesn't stop me from contemplating the piece of art that are her legs. Head goes 180° left to right. Some fuckers stop to look at a store and I visibly struggle to keep looking at her >Second week of forced no-fap (sharing room with relatives) and I'm also a creep so this is normal to me. >Head about to go back to where it belongs. >Skinny gal is there, standing with disgust and surprise. >She was about to walk into my direction, froze like she was posing as DIO. >Goes all baka oni-chan on me, gives me the shoulder and walks away still staring. >Realize she was going to hit on me.
I'm not even mad. The fact that now I'm approachable is enough to spark joy on me. Hope I didn't hurt the gal though.
Benjamin Sanders
imagine leaving mcdicks and not checking your bag first
Christian Carter
Grocery store mire time >Me, gettin groceries at 8am >forgot me coin for shopping cart rental >farmer carry 2 grocery totes + reusable bags, like a savage >bump into sjw looking mousey art girl whilst selecting avocados >I smile, "Oh, you can have that bag, I'll get another" >She nervously sputters "Thanks! um, Sorry! ehehe~" >Over my shoulder, I notice her pull a face as if she died of embarassment later >I'm haulin 2 full grocery totes and my forearms are just bulging >wait in line for cashier >embarassed qt chooses cashier next to me where fatty mclardass is loading 400 dollars worth of junk, labored breathing >catch a glimpse of her winceing at the stench >she quickly decides to go behind me in my queue >I go to grab one of those separating things >she jolts her arm out and brushes my killer forearms >I say "Oh it's you" >her face goes bright red "heyy" >I force myself to get a semi so she can ogle my bulge >She becomes lost to the cock until the cashier asks if qt needs bags
Matthew Turner
>change whatsapp profile pic >mom tells me girls wouldn't have the courage to message me because I'm far too handsome mom mires are the best mires
Today when I was out walking some thot with her rottweiler was walking around too. I'm pretty sure when I looked back at her ass I caught her looking at me. I don't know if this counts as a mire though since I'm pretty DYEL right now and not impressive. I guess I'm just handsome.
Hunter Baker
>go to popeye's and order an extra side >they forget my free biscuit that comes with the meal
EVERY TIME
Joseph Sullivan
>be me 2.5 years ago >go to store to buy beer >walking home and passing construction site >hear someone catcalling >it's a construction worker
I always mean to post this but keep forgetting.
>men catcalling other men
No homo
John Peterson
>pt showing a newbie around the gym >walks over to me in the squat rack >says "so these are our squat racks and this is user whose been a regular in our gym for several years now. >gestures at my arm >"which you could probably tell from looking at him" T-thanks
>Yesterday >Out for a friend's birthday >Don't know many of his friends, so meeting a lot of new people >Girl with boyfriend makes polite conversation at pre's >As the night goes on she talks to me more and more >On the rack so I'm talking a lot too >Boyfriend is visibly uncomfortable, grabbing her thigh and putting his arm around her as we talk >Feel bad
I don't have the mog in me lads
Zachary Evans
>volunteered to help paint part of the ceiling at a friend’s house, she’s short so she can’t even reach with a roller on pole unless she climbs a ladder >effortlessly paint the majority of the ceiling directly above me without the step ladder >”damn user, I’m really seeing those muscles now” >ask later if it really looks like I lift since I’m an obese fuck at 6’3” 270lbs and still look&feel dyel after a year fucking around in the gym >”your arms do at least”
One step at a time
Luis Green
>finishing doing facepulls yesterday so jeff doesn't come to my house and fuck me to death >go over to dumbells for next set >little indian dude goes over to the cable machine and tries to face pull the weight i had >instead of pulling the rope to him he pulls himself to the machine >hear him loudly say "what the fuck" >everyone has a good laugh was a nice time
John Lewis
>force myself to get a semi Is it possible to learn this power?
Bentley Russell
>help co worker move today >she's a cute receptionist >couple of her friends are there >one is a 5'8" blonde 9/10 >when i arrive they all look at me and say i brought the muscles >me and blonde girl are in the living room >she says she needs help moving a table >wtf that table is small >whatever help her move it down the stairs >the whole time shes staring at my eyes then arms then eyes again >when we got the table into the truck she said i have pretty eyes >laugh and say i knew you had ulterior motives cause that table was light >she smiles and goes back up and says ill probably need more help I ended up getting her number and my coworker said her friend thinks I'm boyfriend material.
>in uni, go on celebratory end of semester fountain run >wettshirtcontest.gif >flop flop flop >heheheh >constantly getting eye raped while walking back, grill on bike damn near crashes the thing what's nice is that you can't fuck up eye rape mires with ur own autism
>wake up its the Lord's Day >get dressed quickly for church >notice my collared shirt is getting tighter from gainz >as im walking to church, qt 7/10 approaches walking the opposite direction >we cross paths >qt says "good morning" with a smile >I say "good morning" back, lock eyes and smile back > continue to walk to church cant help but wonder if it was out of politeness she said that, or a genuine mire?
It's hard to dismiss it as "just looking" if you catch her rubbernecking your ass.
Robert Murphy
Hows that autism treating you champ?
James Campbell
thank you fren
Jackson Stewart
My most recent one
>Sitting with my boss >”What do you do in your free time, user? Besides going to the gym, obviously.”
Never mentioned the gym to her
Dylan Martinez
Cute girl at work said hi to me when we passed each other, despite me generally ignoring most coworkers. Too bad I already have a GF a lot like her but not quite as cute please kill my this is like an episode of the Twilight Zone
Oliver Gray
thats nice, hearing from someone else that your effort is noticeable is always awesome
Luke Nguyen
I have mixed feelings about this shit. I notice dudes staring at my chest when I'm in town. I don't even have large pecs. What the fuck?
> been lifting since January > today after gym go back to work to find my jacket > never go out in public with tank top, at work have to wear stupid baggy shirt > as soon as I step in store three drunk bitches go oohhh and start watching me > never had this happen before, spaghetti gets warm > rush through backroom looking for jacket > kick down office door looking for jacket rummaging through shit > three drunk bitches think I'm sacking the place > luckily manager was on duty and told them I work here but that I randomly go through the office at night > end up hiding in bathroom for a bit > they finally leave Fuck that was close, never found my jacket, first mire from a female, all other mires are from giant chads complimenting my form and giving me advice. I regret not talking to said females but oh well I'm an autist.
Justin Torres
No joke, I have a Japanese friend who can get hard on command. He just counts to three and it gets up. He can also make it go away just as easily. This one time, he made a girl cum just by kissing her.
Luke Bailey
it's probably the erect nipples that gets their attention
Michael Clark
Chad if it's true.
My sides.
Eli Thomas
>Order large meat lovers and wings delivery >Qt quirky young delivery girl >Shy smile but not lots of talking, cute giggles but weird behavior overall >Gave me wrong wings but too awkward to call and get the right ones out of fear of annoying her
Anthony Anderson
>BRUCE LEE
Did you get asschinkblasted about it?
John Wood
you'll make it buddy, eventually some chick who chats first will mire you
Lincoln Cox
kekstiny
Juan Perry
Good man. You are a faithful one lad, life will reward you with a faithful 10/10 virgin.
Jack Phillips
Looking past the insult that's a pretty god teir mire dude
Mason Rodriguez
>taking algorithm analysis class >out on a date, couldn't help but be distracted the entire day by a hw problem >muttering something about Big-O's the entire time >suddenly have a moment it clicked while she's talking about the time her brother helped her move or something >realize that if I use depth first search on the node tree with each node being a possible move states, then I can solve the problem in polynomial time. >start laughing like a retard, thanked her, then ran off to complete my homework
Bitches be 'mirin my intellect gains
Daniel James
>prep the heaviest Meshuggah playlist before heading to the gym >arrive at the gym, a black cutie like this is doing stretches, sprout a MONSTROUS hardon because its nofap May >force myself trough my dynamic stretching routine >as Im setting up the bar for diddlys feel a tap on my shoulder, take the headphones off and it blares IM THE INSATIABLE COLOSSUS >its the black girl >she says hi and says Im a cute whyteboi >leave the gym in a hurry, i will not betray my aryan race with an untermensch
No, just be yourself. You cunts misinterpret it and think it means >I should talk to her about my shiny g1 poke on cards, that's myself It means stop trying to be someone else
Aaron Garcia
It’s a fucked up world user, still can’t believe this is my life
>walking around as 6,8ft >people are staring at me wherever i go >women in supermarkets asking to bring down cat food and other stuff from top shelves consistently >never understand they only look at me as freak of nature or because i look good >massively insecure
Isaiah Brooks
>Be me >Been lifting 18 months >look better, get compliments, confidence increased >Used to have 2 female school mates, didn't even talk much >Have not spoken a word with them for years >See them yesterday at mall miring me and friend >Somehow get my phone number and call me >Holyfuck.jpg is this it? Am I going to make it? >MFW when they only called me to get the number of the good looking friend that I was with at the mall >MFW said friend asks to use my car to meet up with them without me >MFW he tells me he had sex with one of them last night and is later seeing the other one
>girl looks at me for a second did I make it bros?
Daniel Brooks
Freak
Brayden Brown
>doing group project >someone talks about candy making you fat but he wants a six pack >say six pack is easy, had at least visible abs since i was 12 >yeah, but i bet you were working out the whole time, though I knew normie standards were low, but for someone to think I've been working out for a decade was a little much. Having a big frame is p nice.
Thomas Garcia
At 6'6 and handsome, the height is definitely a plus, and I doubt girls can see the difference between 6'6 and 6'8 from down there. I can imagine you're just a freak if you're ugly, though.
Logan Reyes
>skinny dunedweller doing half squats on smith machine >go set up for barbell squats in power rack next to him >full ATG >racks and lock eyes with him for a moment >he looks away in shame
Fpbp. Its, at the same time, a meme answer that is of absolutely no use to the one you say it to and the best advice you could possibly give someone. What was it called in the neverending story? Do what you want?
Nathaniel Peterson
user, get rid of their numbers and use this as inspiration when you're in the gym.
Also get rid of that "friend".
Josiah Morales
Holy shit this is the worst mog ever. I feel you bro, keep lifting those feels away. We're all gonna make it.
