Itt pretend this is reddit

itt pretend this is reddit

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fuck niggers

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go away

based

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guys today I joined the /1/ club and I performed /1/ entire full bodyweight pull up! yass! here is the three pages detailed diet plan and training routine that got me there in 6 months. SW 225 CW 220 GW 115 - 25/trans female

Pickle rick lol

I mean 1 pull up @ 220 bw is actually stronger than average

i know when i was 240 i couldnt do a pullup

God I wish that were me

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I hate anime.

THIS!! So much This!!! I did 3 burpees the other day and I was FEELING the burn! Nothing like a fresh bottle of onions after a brutal workout!!

>she tried to cuck him, but got cucked right back
Holy shit my sides

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Based and transpilled

FUCK YOU ORANGE MAN

We don't have to pretend

Ok so we ban OP for posting on Jow Forums then

Only on shitholes like Jow Forums

My fitness goal is to be able to lift my wife's son over my head! (He's around 30lbs right now BTW)

Does anybody have good advice on how to start?

I'm 27, Male (he/his/him), in a loving, open relationship. I have never worked out before, I'm 5'8, 160 lbs, and I would say I'm pretty strong! Thanks in advance!!

lmao

that's the idea

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Edit: Here's what I look like, almost forgot

(I'll post after pictures in 6 months :D)

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Two flavors of reddit for you:
1.
>Umm guys if you actually got to know women on a personal level and as individuals you'd see that they're great. Everyone's different!
>lol stop being racist
2.
>lol cope harder geneticslets
>why even try it's all jaw and eyes and face

You look great OP, nice progress! Personally, I've been lifting for two years and I'm really enjoying it. I just feel so much better about myself and actually wake up feeling content and looking forward to the day. Have a nice day bro.

My fucking sides

based and redditpilled

Today at the gym I totally just owned this maga chud in front of the woman receptionist I did so much to dismantle patriarchy and I’m feeling really good about myself then I proceeded to not lift anyways because that's toxic masculinity anyway so I just went for a walk for a few minutes while reloading reddit on my phone

Based and redpilled

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Last bulk I hit 225 and could do 12, wide grip.

Im seething

DAE hate nazi chuds in their gym?

This! OMG! So much this!

Ok reddit, am I the asshole for fucking another dude while in a long term relationship with my boyfriend of 2 years? He won't stop giving me shit about it!

Edit: omg thank you so much for all the support guys, this, so much this

Edit 2: thank you for the gold, kind stranger

Edit 3: fuck nighers jajajajajajajajajajaja

GOD DAMN I'M PISSED! I'm glad the guy didn't go back to her after he found out. I can just imagine the legion of white knights that are in the comments.

ok...?

I sympathize 100% with the roastie. Her ex-bf sounds gay.

hah, this reminds me of a completely unrelated story about this topic.

something happened to me in the 70s and i remember it now.
i know it has nothing to do with heavy lifting, but I really had to tell this story of basketweaving in the red forest of Tibet. i can still feel the thread weaving through the beautiful golden strings while xio limafao xinpet was carving a picture of her petmonkey on my dickcheese with her teeth

Edit: yes, a 99 years old uses internet, so?

nice RP, gays

That man spent too long on Jow Forums

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Burpees are legitimately a great exercise.

There's still less LARPing in this thread than in any symmetric strength thread.

Edit: I really don't appreciate the downvotes. Why aren't you guys following the Reddiquette? You're *not* supposed to use the downvote button as a disagree button!

Jesus Christ. This actually pisses me off. Poor guy, I would feel like shit

down voted and reported you bigot

Does anybody have the reddit where the BF shared his girl and make her a hoe?
This one is stupid af

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Hey! You can't say the N-word here! This is a blue and advertisement friendly board. MODS! MODS! Someone said the N-word! Delete this thread, ban OP, and delete the other threads too! We're going to start over until every single post in this board is respectful of everyone.

Some women infuriate me. How the fuck does she not see why that hurt him so bad?

>our children are also unsure how to feel

Yeah, no shit.

The state should intervene and put a bullet inside your cunt, degenerate roastie.

The virginity thing is over rated, but her boyfriend is a faggot and she's most likely an ugly fat chick.

I'm going to be painfully honesty, I want a virgin girl. Part of that could be insecurity sure, but I think a lot of that is the feeling of love knowing she chose me and only. It's unfortunate, but if you are in relationship for over a few months and she doesn't give you her virginity, then you should take that as a sign that she isn't crazy in love with you and leave her. As a guy you should want a woman to be crazy in love with you, because anything less than that isn't enough.

It comes off as very demanding and almost hypocritical ( I want a pure maiden but I also want her to fuck me only after a few months of dating), but it's only this way because women are the way they are. Even the "purest" virgin would give her virginity to the man of her dreams after the first day of meeting him. You want to be that exception, the one (and only one), and if you aren't, then another guy probably is. Why can't women be more like the ones in my animes lads?

I literally can't even with all the toxic comments ITT, DESU. There has been so much progress made in the way advancements of women's rights, and you shitlords are trying to undo it? You're all so lucky you have a computer to hide behind.

This girl is dumb but how can her ex-bf get mad at her for "hoeing around" when he broke up with her so he could go do the same thing?

This is how MGTOWs are born

Totally uncalled for.
Niggers are an integral part of ruining any society

there's a million of these posts but they make me lol every time. I love the internet

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I like the idea of progress posts but fuck me most are terrible. If you don't either look better or have much bigger lifts than 6 months ago fuck off. The "I've been lifting for 2 months my squat went from 25kg to 60kg!" threads can die in a fire. The Jow Forumsweightroom sub is actually good for intermediate and above lifters tho

Based boomer

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*Ahem*
Gentlemen, fuck jannies

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>3d

good reddit post

>itt pretend this is reddit
would anyone like to have sex with my wife while I masturbate and watch?

comments on the OP are just as hilarious

Women legitimately do not give a shit about men
They're the pitbulls of gender, fine for three years and then one day they're ripping your balls off

How much protein do you guys eat a day? I read a really convincing study that said 100g was the magic number but that seems so high that I try to stay at about 60g a day, its easy when my hemp protein powder is 5g of protein per serving!

>this entire thread
oh my god the incels are strong here im so glad we are cracking down on the terrorism of white incel rage

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but the whore is right, he never had the balls to fuck her, he even dumped her, now she had sex with another guy and then her ex is bitching, he's a fucking beta desu.

1gram per pounds is the rule of thumb.

>mfw im the coworker
>virgins stay mad

wow 1g per pound sounds way too high! you don't want to get too big, right, fellow redditor? I take .5g/lb of onions so I'll stay toned. for me, that's 150g of onions protein

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DAE get really squicked out by how many powerlifters look like they're nazi science experiments? Like come on guys its 2019 and everyone should be able to use the gym, maybe don't wear a stringer if you have a giant eagle tattood across your chest.

lmao this girl i dated in college for a couple months had a boyfriend for 1 year + and wouldnt have sex with him. she fucked me in under a month

I told my wife I wanted to open our marriage but she said no and I went and fucked a tranny anyway. Am I based and redpilled yet?

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Jesus my sides. This made me have some autistic tick where I couldn’t stop laughing until I did some curls.

Hahahahahaha

Ummm yikes sweaty let’s unpack this, this ain’t it chief, downboated

Not to toot my own horn, but I've been with a few virgins.

And trust me, you DON'T.

Remember, the fantasies you have in your head will be WAAAY better than the shit that comes up in RL outside of MINUSCULE circumstances.

Idk mate I'm not that guy but when I took my exs virginity and she bloodied my sword I felt like a warrior

traps aren't gay

The greatest warriors of all time had wives only for reproduction, traps for pleasure, and bros for feels.

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this.

I had to do most of the work while she would just lay there and occasionally say 'ow'. horrible BJ, wasn't used to dirty talk, etc. I didn't even eat her out after I came because I'm not about tasting my own cum.

He is beta but the girl is still a whore.

>Chanel tattoo

Wide grips are actually easier to do because they shorter your rom a lot, just a heads up.

Fucking boomers, I swear to god. My goddamn sides.

me too high five

married women are great

Edit: Wow guys I can't believe this blew up. Thanks for the silver stranger!!

Edit 2: HOLY CRAP MY FIRST GOLD!!!!!!

Na, Jow Forums is wrong, she was in the right but didn't understand how.

A relationship needs to be both emotionally attractive and sexually attractive. She was emotionally attached to her bf but sexually attracted to her older coworker.

This is a really common problem with people, they find a really nice supportive person they like and enter a relationship with them, but sexually they are not attracted at all. And this isnt a question of being a 10/10, even in this case the person she slept with was just an older man which is a very normal desire for a woman as is sleeping with a younger woman as an older man.

She just didn't have anyone to explain the above to her, she should have left her boyfriend said it was because she was not sexually attracted to him, stayed friends and then found a partner who was both emotionally supportive and sexually attractive.

Iv come across this problem so many times with my friends in their relationships, the ones who leave their partners and find someone who they like in both ways are so much happier now.

This just feels too formulated as perfect rage bait that I'll just choose to believe it's fictional to stop *seething* lmao. Though I'd say both would have fault in this scenario.

Faux-breaking up with a woman as a way to extort sex out of her (which is pretty much what he was doing) is just manipulative and beta behavior. Calling her back after a day or two begging to get back with her after being the one who called it off is also pathetic. Her friends should call her out for being a ridiculous whore, and they should shun her behavior, but he's the one who broke up with her lmao. If all it takes is a (presumably) good looking dude to swoop in and say some lame shit like she's beautiful and he was dumb for breaking up with her to give away the virginity that she withheld from her boyfriend for two years or whatever then she was a dumb slut anyhow and not worth keeping around.

Kinda the catch 22 of modern dating. You want a girl who doesn't put out to quickly, but if she's not putting out then (in this day and age) she's probably playing you for a fool and thinks of you as a beta that she can string along. Fucked.