Any advice on weight loss surgery, Jow Forums? My doctor says I would benefit from it, but need to lose 75lbs first...

OW MAH LEGG

You should lose the weight normally as its fucking easy. The fact that you need to lose 75lbs to even be considered for a surgery designed for fat people suggestes that youre morbidly obese, and if thats the case losing weight will definatley leave you with loose skin. So the money would be better spent on loose skin surgery instead. As without it youd look terrible.

As for the actual question id say no for now since you clearly dont have the willpower to do anything remotely challenging

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Without the surgery there wouldn't even be an opportunity for loose skin

Same story with a friend of my dad's. He's almost back to his pre-surgery weight. The entire thing is a waste of time and money if you think the surgery alone will fix you.

My mom got it done and has been having problems with scar tissue

Just fast until you're a healthy weight. It's a lot cheaper than surgery.

Just fast dude. Save the money for cosmetic surgery to fix loose skin instead.

if you're a 600lb blob who aspires to be a 250lb blob, then go for it

if you ever want to get Jow Forums then don't bother

that's some pessimistic shit right there
you know you can lose weight without surgery right?
yes you CAN, you are fully capable of doing it

Top Shelf Snozzle

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this, just don't fucking eat for a few days. you have a massive store of fat just waiting to be converted to energy; if you stop eating, your body will finally be forced to actually USE that energy. when you do eat again, don't fall back into old habits. and don't drink fucking soda or anything with high fructose corn syrup in it; because of the way it's processed, the sugars in it are more readily converted to fat vs plain sucrose

DO NOT DO IT.

It doesn't fucking work, and is another endless fucking example of surgeons suggesting operations which have no effect at fucking all.

Everyone who has one of these operations ends up the same weight again because they don't change their diets so they are still consuming the same calories. You will eventually break through your new 'full' feeling because it isn't a static sensation based off your stomach size, its a complex mechanism controlled by other factors like nutrition and hormones. Its why women suddenly have massive cravings when they get pregnant and go in pickle eating binges.

This is so important to understand, surgeons are absolute fucking hacks, and you should NOT trust them. Its different when you're literally bleeding out or sever a muscle to doing completely unnecessary work which they are 'allowed' to do because it wont 'technically' harm you. And yes its hard to tell between a real solution and something that might be a massive placebo but thats why these operations are still in practice.

t. doctor with plenty of surgeon friends

Further reading if you want to understand how stupid the entire surgeon profession is.

nihr.ac.uk/news/common-shoulder-surgery-no-better-than-placebo/7463

>a few days
if he needs to lose 75# just to have surgery, he needs to stop eating for months before he's a healthy weight
Based

>Further reading if you want to understand how stupid the entire surgeon profession is.
i'm a biomed engineer working at a large hospital and i'm not impressed by most clinicians to be quite honest.

after a few days you won't have as intense hunger pangs as you will during the first day of fasting, then you can start from a clean slate so to speak. just don't fuck up and eat like you did before

>need to lose 75lbs first
Here's an idea
Lose those 75lbs, then keep doing that you fucking idiot

Consider OMAD. I cheated a little this week from my usual routine and still lost 3 pounds this week.

this guy at work got a gastric bypass and it worked but now he had some surgery that removed some of his intestines or something and he hasnt been at work so yeah be careful lol

Are you seriously consideren cutting out AN ORGAN instead of changing your lifestyle? Are you seriously so unmotivated that you would rather LITERALLY REMOVE AN ORGAN instead of putting in effort? Isnt the thought about about them cutting out your organ motivating enough?

you realize weight loss surgery doesn't actually make you lose weight any faster than simply eating less right?
it literally shrinks your stomach so you can't shove your disgusting gullet nonstop
its forced discipline. be a real fucking man and get your own discipline. christ

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only drink water, no sugary drinks like soda or juice. stick to filling but low-calorie foods like oatmeal and vegetables

you will drop pounds like crazy if you stick to these principles and don't eat junk food

you're not hungry you just want to eat
nothing will change

>having your stomach and digestive system completely fucked for life because you lack the resolve to just stop shoveling food into your mouth non stop

pathetic. natural selection should just run it's course and be allowed to eliminate fatcunts

You're too lazy and stupid to fix your diet so you want an easy solution in the form of surgery? You. are NEVER going to make it. Look at boogie. He got the surgery but because he never got his diet under control he's already putting weight back on.

It honestly blows my mind how pathetic fat fucks are. Literally just stop eating line a pig and eat normal human amounts. You'll end up looking like a normal human, although probably with awful looking loose skin, but that's the price you pay for not taking care of yourself.

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Eat less move more

Fat fucking losers

just don eat retard, put down the money, the store and the fork fatass

>Eat less move more
b-but i'm soooo hungryyyyyy
moving is boring and makes my joints hurt

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nigga just fast, stop eating and let your body chow down on that 75lbs for meals

fasting is easier than eating less

Faaaaaaaaast bro. Stop eating and always have 3 litres of water next to you. Whenever you get hungry, chug down some water and say "FUCK OFF HUNGER". Whenever you have to wait for something (game's loading screen, loading website, etc), chug. Want to take a piss? DRINK FIRST. The feeling of wanting to piss will remind you that you need to drink.

I went from 74kg to 61kg within 2 months. And I was eating (miso soup + sweet potato) once every 3 days with coffee+condensed milk every morning.

Alternatively learn to cook. Look for recipes with long prep time (ones that call for overnight/pickled stuff) like ramen, pickled egg, char siu, etc. The wait will be worth it once you make the dish.

Modern medicine was a mistake

Stop being such a bitch, everyone can lose weight, we ain't the fucking chosen ones just becauer we can stay thin, everyone can do it, it's just a matter of willpower, and it's not even that hard to accomplish.

Cutting off part of your own stomach to lose weight isn't fitness, shut up and die

Look up the fasting fat man op. Hes on 120 days now, hopefully you'll be inspired.

if you can lose 75lbs, you can lose the rest of it too

I wouldn't normally recommend it but for a fat as fatass like you, keto+omad will do wonders

>Any advice on weight loss surgery, Jow Forums?

What a stupid fucking question, honestly. Did all the fat clogging the arteries in your brain make you think that this is fitness related?

Change your habits and lifestyle or enjoy early onset dementia. Lose 75lbs then keep going, or don't its your shitty body.

Just fucking fast dude, and lose all of it.

>INB4 it doesn't work, because of *insert random bullshit about metabolism*

Remeber user, there weren't fat Jews in Auschwitz. It works.

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I just want to not feel hungry

If you can lose 75 pounds without the surgery, then why not keep going, without the surgery?

>I need to lose 75lbs first
If you can manage to lose that 75lbs, do you really believe you need surgery to lose the rest of the weight?