*huff puff*

this is coming from someone who has obviously never spoken to a woman in his life. disregard this autistic fucking message

That's some nasty shit, I'd probably smell it to see how bad it was tho haha

cringe

>not attempting to engage with a girl who you find attractive who starts talking to you for any reason

The worst thing you can do is just hand her your towel to dry herself off with, hoping to get her approval for it.

Here, use my tongue.

don't listen to them OP, you and I are the only ones who have sex with women in this thread. cheers

>"if you're cute all sweaty you probably look almost halfway presentable cleaned up" - delivered with a smirk.

holy fucking shit lmao

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Based and PUApilled

this WILL NOT work, abort ABORT

Should I neg an HB6?

>negging a hb7+

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ew it would probably smell like haha i wonder if it would smell gross lol i wonder

What would you do if a guy asked you?

based haha poster

*throw towel at her*
*smirk*
*hold eye contact*
eww here, just don't come near me with all that

What kind of code is this lol

Brevity is the soul of wit so try to pick up a girl with any of that long winded shit and she'll think you're retarded
She would probably be right

Nice shoes...my grandma has the same ones.
Nothin personal, kid

Well I'm not gay, so I'd just give him the extra towel

>negging in 2019
At least one person in this thread understands how to push-pull

Hey man, I don't have much time but me and my friends were just wondering which you prefer

Here's your towel back user, it's a little wet haha

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i would unironically wipe my face with it and see what happens from there

*snniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffff*
Thank you dear

i would jokingly say "only if you wring your sweat into a glass so i can drink it after haha" then get kicked out

Can you wash it before you give it back to me? It would be pretty rude to give me back a dirty towel. Thanks.

>dirty
nigga i would lick the sweat from her asshole

>"if you're cute all sweaty you probably look almost halfway presentable cleaned up" - delivered with a smirk.
imagine saying this and stuttering every second word lmfao

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RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *quick breaths* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Filthy degenerate.

"push" - a statement to disquality the girl i.e. "you're all sweaty"
"pull" - a statement to qualify the girl "you're cute"

The word "neg" to me implies a push without a pull. So I prefer to not neg any kind of girl. Push-pulling, however, is something I'd do to any girl regardless of attractiveness.

i.e. "if you're cute all sweaty you probably look almost halfway presentable cleaned up"

In layman's terms, you can't just tell a girl she's cute, pretty, beautiful, or (definitely not) gorgeous. Then the girl will think that she is above you. So you have to walk it back with a bunch of bullshit.

How's that not getting any pussy thing working out for you?

>neg
>push
>pull

jesus fucking chrsit you PUA incel

She is speaking to you because she wants to fuck.

You literally should escalate the conversation by saying something like "How about I lick that sweat straight off that sexy body of yours?", or "I'll let you borrow my towel but you will have to return the favor with your body" - if she says "what?", you "Sorry, nothing" - delivered with a smirk. Get a few giggles, get her number, ask what she's doing later, try to set something up. Keep the interaction to under 5 minutes unless you just end up on an insta-date. Take her to a couple places for a bit to get her comfort up, and iiiif she seems super into you take her back to your place and fuck her good. Not exaggerating to sound edgy. Very serious.

How does girl sweat taste?

lmao maybe you do get more laid than me (wouldn't be hard) but have you ever even made it to the Evaluate/Narrative phase of a conversation?

I thought not

give the lady a fucking towel

>have you ever even made it to the Evaluate/Narrative phase of a conversation?

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>"if you're cute all sweaty you probably look almost halfway presentable cleaned up"

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>Yeah, back at my place.

Nah man. I heard you just tell her "Lady, you are lookin good tonight." Then just walk away.

>"oh damn, are you gonna drown in all that?"

>Aw lordy, u finna gunna drownd in dat?

Stop talking like a black person.

>lady
>2019

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eww lol what so you can get gross sweat all over it? are you too poor to buy a towel? you must be very embarrassed

>I have an extra towel
"Yes"
>I do not have an extra towel
"No"

Jesus, I'm surprised you guys are able to change your clothes in the morning. You're all so fucking incompetent.

>"if you're cute all sweaty you probably look almost halfway presentable cleaned up" - delivered with a smirk
>Not exaggerating to sound edgy. Very serious.
Jesus fucking christ this is awful

>pretend to hear despite wearing earphones
"Sorry I have 2 more sets"

>evaluate/marrative phase of a conversation

PUAs are such incels lol

>*huff puff*
>oh hi user, you got an extra towel?
"Yeah hold on" I take off my tank top revealing my perfect body and wipe her down with it very slowly

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this keeps getting worse

Flower petals and raspberries

>try saying this out loud
>fuck up and say "if you're cute all sweaty you probably look halfway presentable drowned"
I'm a lost cause

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"Sure, here, just don't get it wet, okay?"

Yup.
Neil Strauss.
Works.
You go on 6 mini dates by rapidly changing places and meeting/talking to other people with her. You gain her trust and show value. Then cum on her buttcheeks or shoot for the tits

Yup. The reason she talked to you wasnt for the towel.

Don't really care, towels aren't that expensive

Please use my face as a towel, sit on my face~

Nah I don't use towels

Give her your T shirt then run the fuck outta there

Is saying "Yyouuu tooo" an option?

Why the fuck would you post this? Some user isn't going to know any better and will definitely pull this shit sometime this week and get banned from his gym.

PUA mantra. look up the Mystery Method

She only wants to fuck if you are a Chad. Most likely she can sense that you are insecure and will take advantage of your clean towel

I enjoyed a hearty lol, thanks user

>"if you're cute all sweaty you probably look almost halfway presentable cleaned up" - delivered with a smirk
is this before or after the cool glass of lemonade?

Just give the one you've been using to remedy your swamp ass.
If your pherimones are compatible she'll be all over you.
If not your smell will elicit a primal aggression trigger and she'll call you a nasty fucking loser until another primate comes to scare you off.
It's like you fucking retards have never been stuck in the dentist with no remote and Animal Planet on the teevee.
If you've got the mass you can try baring your teeth at her as a show of counter-aggression. Sometimes the more trepidatious ones are just playing hard to get.

I wanna sniff her ass so badly with those shorts on

The only way to win in this situation is to ignore her entirely.
Especially if you have a towel in your hand.
You will be tempted to look at her.
To smirk, at least?
But no.
You are only the true chad when nothing she says- nothing she does- has an ounce of power to influence you.
You are the mountain the wind tries to bowl over.
You are the water stream she is trying to stop in her hands.
You are god.

Who in the fucking fuck actually phonetically writes out "teevee" while telling other people they're ignorant?

Spoiler - it's you, you reeree

>can i borrow a towel ?
>hey you know what ????
jesus man just be a regular person for once

It's short for teeleevison you fucking retart.

sweaty women have stanky pussys, always make a bitch take a shower if she's been sweating

t. club chad

You ever watch that Women's olympic rugby? Some of those bitches, man, I'd let them strip off and plant their ass down on my face for 30-40 seconds before they hop in the shower.
>Club chad
Yeah man, I can get a 17 year old to suck my cock for a point as well, you're not gonna impress anyone here.

She'll just think you're a hard of hearing defective.

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haha just for laughs

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I bet it would have a pungent musk haha I wonder if it would be sticky and salty haha maybe It would smell like her armpits that would be funny haha

actually curious about this (moreso in the animals rather than human applications) It’s crazy how smell affects us. Any vids to watch?

>Infirm at 80 years old
>Nurse asks if she can take your bedpan, you're not done shitting but you don't want her to think you're a beta cuck so you just ignore her
>Shit all over your sheets
>Your great nieces and nephews come to visit
>Niece hands you a card she spent hours on wishing you well
>You rip it in half
>Pshh ALphaASFUARK.bmp
>Look your nephew in the eyes
>"See how I commanded the room there, those chicks are soaking for me"
>Your brother looks over at his wife
>"I told you this was a waste of time, Karen. Let's go kids"
>Die alone clutching your favorite jap cartoon book
>No one attends funeral
>Obituary gets your name wrong because you never corrected the nurse at the hospital when you got checked in and family doesn't bother fixing it beyond just paying the $5 out of respect to your long dead parents.
>Come back as a ghost
>This is the penance for your hubris
>Must watch your family live successful and happy without your burden
>A-alpha as fuark

Animal planet at the dentist.
Unironically, I don't know fuck all about human pheromones. Might be worth checking out some documentaries about perfume makers and stuff like that. I know they have a big dick for isolating smells that make people wanna fuck.
My anecdote is, get a friend who is a girl to go pick out cologne with you. They generally have a better idea of what women like in a scent.
My favorite cologne gave my ex a headache, but the one my sister gave me for christmas made me feel like the girl was a beaver trying to chomp through my wood at mach 3.
Still wear it to this day and get compliments about it.

>give her my tshirt if its dry
Would this work if im 6'2

Or alternatively
>I dont have one but we can hug if you want

>tfw no sweaty gf
I saw one chick yesterday at gym that actually lifted/ worked hard and she wasnt super cute but great body

She was breathing heavily and all
Very much sexy yes

>sweathog3
post the rest fag

Hi! Few things to start off with
=] 1. Yes I'm giving you my towel because
you're a female lifter, 'tis an
awesome thing to see! 2. I'm
Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated,
but I'm not a stereotypical guy.
If anything, I'll be the one in
the kitchen =D

Shoot intruding sweaty thot that was trying to steal towels from my house.

KEK

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huehfuehuehuehue love you can use my dick hair as a towel if you know what I mean hahah

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>"if you're cute all sweaty you probably look almost halfway presentable cleaned up" - delivered with a smirk.

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No towel, but you can use my tongue instead

Nice.

"nah. Take my shirt."
Then watch her vagina get wet when she peeps my abs. Don't forget to flex a 'cep of course