Why you guys spend so much time in the gym trying to get big when most women just want men to have bodies like this?

Tall and skinny all you need

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Yikes!

Manlet musclehead detected.

one day

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Why do we rarely see manlets engaging in this kind of behavior?

Is it really so hard for the little scrappy doos?

I spend time in the gym trying to get a body exactly like that. That body requires gym + strict diet

I used to do stuff like this at music festivals, except with spanking butts. Is just go around and talk to different groups of people and try to exchange spanks with all the girls. Always led to fun shenanigans.

>he thinks women know what they want
lol
they lie to themselves to cope

no you wont

I wish that I learn girls don't care about how much weight you put up and that they just care about otter mode earlier

>he doesn’t look like that naturally
Of course not, to achieve that ‘physique’ all you have to do is some cardio and be at 1500 calories per day.

its taking me 1-2 years to get this as a skinnyfat lanklet

because im a 5'6 subhuman and no one wants me

Just diet and do cardio you noob. Should take 1 month max.

Everyone dumbing this down to “cardio” and “not eating” for “a few weeks” are insecure. The dude isn’t big but obviously has some lean mass. If it was that easy most people would look like that

post body

neck yourself

Pls dont be mean user

I wish I looked like that.

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How the fuck do I even achieve that mode? My arms look like that but the rest of it is full skinnyfat mode.

With dedication and consistency, you can. Diet down to a comfortable weight while lifting to practise your form, then go back to maintenance and keep lifting. If you need to get bigger, eat a bit more. It'll take time, but you can do it!

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Lol thats not working out?
A guy that does all those things is more fit and athletic than someone who just goes to the gym 3x a week and drinks proton shakes.

I look like a flat pancake.

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t.thinks the pump he sees in the mirror after doing pushup is progress

bench press + incline press

you're close

Great bait, disn’t Thought it’d work

we didn't ask for your larp faggot

>caring about what women think
not gonna make it, load up those pl8s pussies

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This guy very clearly lifts, even if only benching. No one looks like that naturally. Prove otherwise. Because I've seen plenty of skinny guys and their chest is always flat and underdeveloped.

It's not that easy to look like that and you need proper insertions + fat distribution, so it's largely genetic. I bet there are many dudes in CBTs who have roughly the same amount of muscle mass and fat, but look way worse because of their poor insertions.

please explain literally everything happening in this .webm

Degeneracy

those tittays are nice though

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All that sunds like hell of a effort comparing to a 40 - 60 min lifting in gym.
> Also lifting for women
Kill yourself at this point

the only reason to lift is for women unless you're an athlete kek

I'm gay and that's a perfect body.

if your only source of validation comes from being mired by the opposite sex, then yes, you're retarded

Who cares what women want

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love to know why you lift if you don't use it to fuel hobbies in sports or athletics kek

Then I just walk away.

Post body.

How to have body like that?

No fag if you want pics of my body you have to pay like everyone else

lift for six months to a year then do a cut to about 10 percent body fat

stop replying to bait threads

based

because I want to be able to do anything the human body is capable of, so I train

I want to be able to see a pole and just decide to do a human flag and be able to do it, the sense of pride and satisfaction that comes from within is all anybody really needs

alternatively

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if you want to do shit like that you dont even need to lift kek

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This is literally my goal body...
What are his stats brahs?

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Because I'm not even that big

I second this.

based and underrated

Fuck women in the ass. Nobody cares what they want. That is your body. Also dude in the pic looks good

What a loser

because if he doesnt have a weapon and the world turns apocalyptic i can take any women he has and nobody can stop me

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They're called sexual predators

To achieve exactly this kind of body you baiting retard

you could have 3rd degree burns or be deformed in the face but as long as you are tall you would still be more attractive to women than a short guy.

As a natural that is unironically 2 years worth of progress, assuming you have average test levels

I know, and this is unironically what I'm aiming for. I got the same frame and I'm 6'1 and this is my goal body.

/thread

peanutbrain that will never amount to anything.

so you lift to impress men?

>being this delusional
Here's your (((you)))

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You have no idea how much effort is required to get that body. It takes a ton of time in the gym to "just" look like that.

That's delicious desu. Post ass

I want to touch boobies too :'(

this is literally untrained chad genetics

Swim 500 yards, run a mile and a half, body weight workouts, and bouldering got me this body. Just eat at a calorie surplus and you’ll be fine

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Flat bench, incline, weighted dips.

No you lift to perfect yourself. To give yourself that perfect ideal image you got in your head. And going from that image in your mind to an image on your mirror is a good as fuck feeling and makes you really proud of yourself. Who cares about women? Even fatfucks can get laid if they apply themselves. And if you lift for men, that is just gay.

and that's why you look like you don't lift at all

Yes and? The original assertion was that you can’t look like OPs pic and not lift or be on a strict diet plan. I have the same body and don’t lift while being a caloric surplus

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looking good desu, wouldn't mind making you my bf, no homo etc.

>body weight workouts
post routine pls

Stop baiting people. Pro athletes that have trained their entire lives don't get a body like that and trust me, they do much more than the basic stuff you listed. The ones that have a body close to the pic you provided all use free weights because it's literally impossible to get enough intensity to stimulate muscle growth after some point. Of course, people are different and genetics have an impact on what you can achieve doing certain things but there are some underlying biologic facts that you can't ignore.

The irony of you posting that scene from Mad man...

fpbp

Based. That jiggajew turbothot needs to go

>why would you lift to look like that when you could do a combination of multiple other strenuous physical activities that will end up taking more time anyway

Wow and all you had to do was swimming running calisthenics and rock climbing! So much easier than lifting weights. Well done buddy.

Because I don't base my life decisions around what women want

You'd look like such a weirdo if you actually did this

If OP is my goal body what's the best routine?

doesn't matter because only the guy in OP or people with similar genetics can look like that

Lying soo much to yourself... It's kind of sad at this point. I do truly hope you are 19 years old at most. If not, there is not much hope left for you.

Not him, but there are more reasons to lift aside from just looking appealing to women. Stop being an insecure faggot.