>tfw waking up at 5pm
Tfw waking up at 5pm
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>tfw waking up at 5pm
>want to post a lighthearted thread for banter with my friends on Jow Forums
>this happens
what would you do?
so many things are wrong with this. I've never had it that bad but I used to wake up way past noon. It's always a bad sign.
If it happens to you it really should be a wake up call (pun unintended)
I miss working nights so fucking much
>not 35 fucking degrees Celsius
>traffic isn't shit
>night shift coworkers are all doomers as well so no noise
>no bullshit drama from the day staff
>more mentally and physically capable
>get that comfy 5am sunrise right after my shift so can enjoy the silence and crisp morning air before going for a quick run, having a nice meal and watching netlifx until I fall asleep
Currently finishing up my comfy 7p-5a shift right now, I've only seen 2 people total today at work
Functional Home Workout From Beautiful Girl
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>go to sleep around when my friend gets off work since I'm so fucking sleepy
>he thinks I don't wanna hang out with him
>wake up at 6am for bus and college
>cope by going to the gym a 9am
Eyes are so red it freaks me out.
Warm tea cools me down.
>wake up at 3 am abruptly
>try to go back to bed
>there is one lonely faggot bird tweeting
>it's 3 in the fucking morning
>why won't this faggot bird shit the fuck up so i can go to sleep?
>lose my fucking sleep gains
Birds are absolute fucking gains goblins, and they're rapists too. I'm gonna get a BB gun so I can kill this fucking bird next time I hear it chirping.
>tfw work as a bouncer at a nightclub, and work as the door guard
>tfw last one to leave with supervisor
>Get home at like 7am
I think I've only seen 1 bouncer in my life who didn't look like human trash. What's your take on this issue?
Have a fun and lighthearted fap
I don't understand what you are saying..
>say fuck it and go back to sleep till 8
nobody, even nature can fuck with my gains AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Maybe that's because you're a brain-damaged asshole like every other guy in your profession.
>tfw going to sleep at 5 am
>be me
>quant in big bank
>have to wake up at 5 to work before going to work
>feelsbadman.jpg
>cope by going to gym after work instead of pub
>come back to my loving wife by 7pm
>feelsgoodman.jpg
Is this life? Am I missing something?
Did one beat you upside the head and take your waifu?
Go get a comfier bouncer job. I did now I work pretty much alone with ok hours and do what I want on shift.
He didn't dare, but boy some people really need to be executed on the spot. They're a net negative to society no matter how hard you try to believe otherwise.
Damn you're assmad what the fuck happened to you?
>not with those shoes
>kill this fucking bird
How do you wake up at this time? I can only wake up at 10am. WAKE ME UP FROM THIS HELL THAT IS CALLED SLEEP.
>tfw waking up at 3pm
Lol what a faggot