So you lift? Let's see if you can take a punch

> So you lift? Let's see if you can take a punch
> if you remain standing you can take me to dinner :))

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why does this seem so typical of american girls?
where did we go wrong lads?

Fuck off kike

You fucking what?

Why do these kikes come crawling up through the floorboards and out of the cabinets just to attempt distraction?

>Let's see if you actually got any tits underneath that padding
>if there remains something I'll take you to KFC for dinner

of course can't even form a fist right

> So you lift? Let's see if you can take a punch
> if you remain standing you can take me to dinner :))
>ok sure
> she swings
>duck under punch and uppercut her into a broken jaw
dumb bitch

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>mfw she'll break her knuckles on my chin with a fist like that

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>Posting the same insane hypothetical situations that will literally never happen in real life
I don't understand this place

but what if though

Can you take a hit?

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I used to do retarded shit like this with my brothers for years

Never know why we actually did shit like this

Sure, but only if you let me punch back. Equality, amirite? :D

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holy shit i want a woman to start shit with me so i can break her jaw so bad

Mfw i was first person to watch

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Bad form, i think my 2 year old child can hit me harder than you.

I'll see you in Wrist-snap City

based wifebeater

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Is it even illegal if she swings at you first, and you fuck her up? Asking for a friend though

Self defense, only applies 'til she's not a threat though.

Shit she's cute

But I can take one good swing though to fuck her up? Anything after this is illegal?

Its technically legal but police are white knights and will fuck you up and then slap a boatload of charges on you. Then people around you will lie to get you in trouble and your reputation will be fucked forever. You will most likely have a felony and have to move to another town

this

>6/10 jewess
Nice try OP

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If she gives up and you hit her again you've passed onto assault, yeah.

Sure, but the only place we're going is the ER if you don't take your thumb out of the fist.

>I will attempt to hurt you and if you remain upright, you have earned the right to pay for my food
Where's the benefit for me?

so you have to hit her once with a gunshot on her nose than

The vague, highly unlikely prospect of vaginal penetration.

I could pay a prostitute less than the costs of her food and get laid guaranteed with about an equal risk of getting STDs.

*cross counters*
Gutter trash.

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They were destined to be this.

based

I've been hit by men and been fine. A sissy girl that doesn't know how to punch won't do shit.