No fap is the ultimate meme

The worse part is bros is that I fucked her in a church parking lot in the back of my car. God is going to punish me.

I like to believe everybody gets 1 out, dont hit yourself on the same stone twice though.

How about you just keep a rubber in your wallet like everybody else? Christ. It feels just as good if you get the right fit and if you’re already honey af. Plus you’ll last longer.

>wanting a perfect ring indentation in your leather wallet

Day 5 here, Jow Forums is giving me urges

Matthew 5:30

Nofap is a meme

it's not if you jerk it everyday, I stopped and I feel 10x better, but if you fap like once a week you probably dont have any problems thus it may be a meme to you

Even if you fap once everyday it still has 0 effects, you're just retarded

>plagueofstrength.com/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way/
>plagueofstrength.com/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are/
>plagueofstrength.com/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07/
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/researchers-say-frequent-ejaculation-could-save-mens-lives/news-story/dedd2ce2cb85c9cf6ff67f24c455dbe5
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-

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>psychologytoday.com/intl/blog/stress-and-sex/201401/touchy-subject-the-health-benefits-masturbation
>"beneficial for one’s physical, emotional, and relational health."

>webmd.com/sex-relationships/qa/is-masturbation-normal
>"masturbation now is regarded as a normal, healthy sexual activity that is pleasant, fulfilling, acceptable, and safe."

>webmd.com/sex-relationships/qa/is-masturbation-harmful
>"the medical community considers masturbation to be a natural and harmless expression of sexuality for both men and women. It does not cause any physical injury or harm to the body, and can be performed in moderation throughout a person's lifetime as a part of normal sexual behaviour."

>plannedparenthood.org/learn/teens/sex/masturbation/masturbation-good-you
>"Masturbating is totally healthy, and totally normal. There are tons of myths out there meant to scare you into thinking masturbation is wrong or bad. But the truth is masturbation is perfectly safe. Masturbating won't make you blind, crazy, or stupid. It won’t damage your genitals, cause pimples, or stunt your growth. It doesn’t use up all your orgasms or ruin other kinds of sex."

>health.com/prostate-cancer/male-masturbation-benefits
>"Masturbating frequently could significantly reduce a man's risk of prostate cancer.
>"What qualifies as frequently? According to recent research from Harvard University, men who have 21 or more orgasms per month could cut their odds by 33%."

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YES
YOU FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP
HAHAHA

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Least you had sex right? Hope it was worth it

>doing nofap without sublimating semen into jing
dude, don't do that, channel that energy spiritually

Oh hey it's that one tranny fucker that posts his website in no fap threads.

>jing
based

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>domming fat girls
this is why women have become entitled lads, if you're fit go and fuck cute women, not fatties

>Raw dogging a stranger
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

Jesus lad. I've been 30+ days NoFap, post-breakup and yeah I fucked sloots but at least they were good looking and used protection. If you ever raw dog a fatty, it's not NoFap that's the problem. You're fucked in the head and porn was the only thing keeping your disgusting urges in check.

I fucked a fatty post break-up once, user. I literally did the thing that happens in the movies where the person sits down in the shower, realizing that all the water and soap in the world won't be able to wash away their shame. I'm not kidding, I did that. I sat down and held my knees while the water beat against me. Sad. And never fucking again.

I hated every minute of it. I was catfished BADLY on Tinder, but I drove an hour to meet her, she was dtf, and I was so horny I actually needed to pull-over at some point and calm down (kept getting boners while driving). I didn't say anything at first, but eventually I mentioned how sexy she looked in her pictures and she FUCKING LAUGHED AND SAID "YEAH, THAT WAS ABOUT 70 LBS AGO"

FUCK.

I fucked her out of pure desperation, sadness, lonelyness, heartbreak, horniness, and out of the inability to look someone in the eyes and say "fuck you, you lied to me. KYS, I'm out." Instead, I sheepishly kept going along with it and fucked her - thank god I used a condom, or else I would have even worse memories.

The hour long drive home (to the shower) was fucking brutal. I drove in silence. No radio. I didn't even crack the windows. I was like a laser beam, headed straight for that shower. Every turn was perfect, every lane change for the most efficient travel time.

Fuck. FUCK

Never again. Never again. Never again. Never again. Never again. NEVER AGAIN.

DO NOT FUCK FAT CHICKS UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME WEIRD FETISH AND YOU LIKE IT.

>now I'm panicking

You definitely aren't Chad.

That's what you get for doing what your body was designed to do.

F

It's very difficult to get HIV in non-anal sex. Do a blood test

Also, keep in mind she can lie to you about being pregnant, so treat her right for 1 month and asks her periodically about her period.

Keep calm, user, you're not lost