Hi user, nice muscles! *wink*

Ask if they want to feel them.

isn't that incest?

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Take your shirt off and start flexing

Smile and say 'thank you' in a polite tone, as you would to a waiter who refilled your water.
You already know you're handsome, you don't need the validation of thots, let them know this in a polite way as a gentleman should behave

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Based incest bro

Thanks, I grew them myself

Haha sorry I only talk to attractive women, but I'll give you a pass

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Ask her if she wants to come over to your place and have some maggot sausaces and fried grasshopers with you while watching documentaries on albino honey badgers

"I know, thanks"

>I know. ;)
that's what I would say if I was a chad

There's no need to tease me,i’ve actual problems dealing with social axienty and you are making me feel uncomfortable so can you please go away?

Ahhhhhhhhghghghghghghghghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And the scream and don’t stop until they leave
Fuck you

rape her haha

BASED
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haha poster

based and tism-pilled

how to pronounce "uwu"?

Present your glutes and wink your asshole at them

ooh-wooh-

Give her a punch in the mouth

Also, never fuck some broad that aborted, her pussy is haunted

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"who allowed you to leave the kitchen?"

Based as fuck.
I'm using that line.

Step up to her, like a foot distance between you.
Lean in to her and say whisper " Are you feeling it bro?"

Start jacking off and yell "what the fuck idd you say to me you little bitch?"

checked

"Aw thanks! Wanna grab some coffee later, you're pretty cute!"
"Yeah that sounds fun!"
And then within 3 days I have her doggy-style on my bed while I grab her by the ponytail :)

Hey Jordan! Post some more videos on Instagram so I can fap to. Thanks!

"And then within 3 days I have HIM doggy-style on my bed while I grab HIM by the balls :)"

FTFY

reminder that jordan is VERY flat

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"I'll take the Asian, you can leave"

only correct response

based incest poster

only actually clever response in the thread

sorry, meant for

just the way all beautiful girls are

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Does anyone else lose interest when someone starts to mire your body?

how would you tity fuck??

just facefuck bro

I'll flex a cep and say
>How's this for a start
But I'm not autistic like the rest of you

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Thanks what's your name
Brief smalltalk
Get diglets

there is something wrong here but I can't pinpoint exactly what

>thanks
then you flex your bicep where you have your phone number tattooed

Flexing and saying
>you like that

Then lifting her over your head and OHP her 10 times while firmly gripping her ass

even better
i'd give her some eyedrops because she got something in her eye

Smile, showing the upper row of your teeth with your eyes closed, let out a playful chuckle, open your eyes, close your mouth while still smiling, look her in her right eye for about a second then blink and look a little to the side away from her then say something flippant like "Yeah I work out a little"

“Oh...thanks”
The point is to act like you don’t care about their opinions or them in general, bitches love that shit.

S T I C C

flex a 'cep and say "how's this for a start"
but then again i'm not autistic like you all and I know what women want

thats because you hate yourself.
if they admire you, then they brought their self down to your pathetic level. think about it

Smile and say, want to see them upclose?.
Or I'll just take my shirt off and flex shamelessly and toss the hotter one over my shoulder and run off.

Sticcs get me hard like nothing else. Maybe because of how rare they are.

t. Burger

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Baseado Mário Ayala

“Ironic” front double bicep

Juju much has mastered this art

is this sammyclassicsonicfan

You have literally no game, and nobody believes that you have sexual prowess, as you clearly display with your words

Inb4
>I totally have lots of sex all the time, bro

Thanks I do cardio. Want some of my basedmilk? I brought my Nintendo switch too for some Mario party.

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thanks guh

*flexes a cep*

the only true answer

just thank the harlots and go about your day.

would prolly make a face like pic related.

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>dat bulimic face
lol

is it the guy who died of cheese touch

No, you will never know who he is without googling

cool clock ahmed

It's a waste of time to think about situations that would never happen

>thanks, made 'em myself

>Aw thanks!
>you’re pretty cute!
>3 days

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What clock?

Flex again

Fucking BASED

Are you lost newfriend?
here, lemme help ya,

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Based

>implying dad isn’t getting some too

Kek

>Glad you like 'em. *wink*
Then go about my business, unless they attempt to engage again.

>haunted pussy
All men deserve to know
youtu.be/LYTXubA06_w

Based

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-grab them by the throat-
back the fuck off?!?

They're even better with my shirt off

y-you too

Hit them with one of these and maybe a nod or something.

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stutter ugh ugh then piss myself cry run away contemplate suicide why am i liek this

smile and say "thanks"?
I used to be a huge social retard before getting Jow Forums, but just taking the compliments graciously seems to be the least autistic thing to do.

based

>Thanks, I grew them myself.

¡really! THX ill have to show you what they can do sometime, I've been known to help move furniture for my "friends" -_•
or
Still im surprised someone so cute like you would notice and even dare say something which I do very much like believe it or not ... im into it btw my name is superfly what is yours shake hands or go in for hug or kiss on the cheek

.... bold chicks like this want something from you not dick or money but likely status and or validation from folks fron within thier circle typical bitch with goals
in other words girls you have been hated on by

These aren't mussels. They're clams.

Oysters, clams, and cockels!

>what's the correct response in these situations?
Thanks, my wife likes it too. Do you lift?