40 year old with 3 divorces and no life

>Marrying 3 times

Kys, you are a lost cause

You seem so blase about it. My wife and I have been together about that long and there's no sign of problems on her end but there's not shortage of problems on mine.

Wasn't pleased about it. But after a couple years of being pissed off...
Yeah I prefer just drinking and surfing the interwebs instead

why kill myself when I can just watch the world fall apart and laugh to myself

I watched your youtube videos and just wanted to say you seem like a cool guy

>divorce raped thrice

That's quite mature of you. I'll try and think of your example when the Main Event happens for me.

>Eygiptian strawberries
>Eygiptian

>Try one there great
>there great
>there

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>There great
>There
>tfw the illiterate fucker who wrote that has a job and I don't.

Women seem to be more fickle than men. Girl I was interested in went to sending me hello every morning to almost ghosting me.