Post your default stance

Post your default stance
For me it's-
>arms crossed (under biceps)
>legs wide
>stern expression

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thats the gayest shit i have ever heard
>stand
>face depending on mood
>legs at shoulder width like a fucking normal human being

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hands thumbs down on my love handles
too fat to stand
face is always neutral

For me, it's the bird power stance. I stare down at other men and if they look me in the eyes, I start flapping my arms while keeping them straight. I move my neck forward and backwards while asking "COME AT ME BRO!? COME AT ME BRO!?" repeatedly. Nobody has dared challenge me yet

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Depends on where I am, but mostly pic related

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Arms crossed are a giant red flag for insecurity

Just because they're more charismatic, more intimidating, more wanted by women and have bigger penises doesn't mean you should hate them.

p-put me in screencap

Based CIA pose

Oh, sorry, I just meant the way he was standing. Not the sign itself.

Hello there rabbi

If you looked up the word cope in the dictionary, this post would be shown there as an example.

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Achievable natty?

There was an autist in middle school that did that when he was angry

This is the gayest board ever

for me, it's the classic hands on hips pose

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no, this one would be: nigger :^)

power stance

I prefer the intellectual pipe hitting stance

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