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How much does this apply to you?

1. You grew up largely fatherless. You looked to television, film, comics and video games for male role models and got the idea that being a man = muscles

2. You long for a thicc strong girlfriend that will hold you in her arms and protect you from the worlds evils just like mommy did

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25%
>grew up fatherless

What are the best lifts for killing trannies?

Deadlift and overhead press, the two most masculine and counterfeminine lifts.

I have a father, but he worked for like 2 weeks in a row and then came back home for some days, so he wasn't around most of the time. Besides that, I don't want a thicc girlfriend, but I am only sexually attracted to thick girls.

If you can convince trannies to do kegal stuff, it might fuck up their operation? Can but hope anyway.

Fuck off, I don't know your bullshit now.

Largely fatherless but I spent most time on /b/
Girlfriend is 5'2 and I'm 6'1

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my mom didnt give a shit either

Just the fatherless bit OP. I've got a skinny flat chested Japanese girl 20cm smaller than me who cant even lift 10kg with one arm instead.

As for role models, I just like the idea that I'm automatically better than all the fat fucks who cant run 10km when they need to and cant lift a sofa alone.

>You grew up largely fatherless. You looked to television, film, comics and video games for male role models and got the idea that being a man = muscles
Nope. I have a great relationship with my dad and the only reason I lift is because its the only cure I've found for my chronic pain, muscles are just a nice side effect of this

>You long for a thicc strong girlfriend that will hold you in her arms and protect you from the worlds evils just like mommy did
It depends what you mean by thicc. If you mean like your pic then yes, but a lot of the time people say thicc they just mean fat. Fatties make me sick, and even when I was a desperate virgin I turned down fatties even when they straight up offered me sex. Thicc is okay, but I honestly prefer sticc with faintly visible abs

Whats the meaning of these questions though?

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1. Not largely fatherless but he was absentee. The dude was a bodybuilder and served in the military and police force so I didn’t need the media to tell me man = muscles

2. Lol no, not at all

shut up

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skullcrushers

>mom had two daughters
>dad wanted sons, threatened to leave
>try for another kid
>get me
>dad over the moon. We are best buds. He takes me everywhere. Can't stop taking photos, filming, showing me off to people
>used to watch the old vids a lot
>mom gets pregnant again
>daughter
>bio dad ghosts the whole family
>mom turns into a psychopath
>beats me randomly because I look like bio-dad and apparently act like him too
>step-dad arrives outta nowhere
>an absolute Chad
>no idea what he saw in my mom aside from her tits bigger than her head
>taught me how to be a man
>fit and watched his diet
>calm, cool, collected
>never raised his voice, could btfo people with a stare
>huge amount of self respect and loyalty
>had friendships lasting 20+ years
>roasties approached him in public constantly but he would politely decline and later on tell me that women only loved attention and fucking up someone elses good thing
>taught me amateur levels of auto stuff, carpentry, lawn care, roofing, and the importance of saving money
>gave me a big boy box of condoms when I got my first big tiddy gf and told me not to bring any kids home
>when I left home at 18 said: "I'm not worried about him. He's a good Man."

i have a phenomenal brain (i learned calculus at the age of 19) and grew up in a rich family (both parents work)

so none of this applies to me

>1. You grew up largely fatherless. You looked to television, film, comics and video games for male role models and got the idea that being a man = muscles
Not at all.

>2. You long for a thicc strong girlfriend that will hold you in her arms and protect you from the worlds evils just like mommy did

Not at all.

And now you're here like the rest of us.

damn lucky you user. Wish I could have had a father figure during my teenage years like you, life would defo be a lot easier to deal with.

1. strong father figuere
2. long for subsmissive sticc gf that would do everything i tell her to.

>browsing a mongolian basket weaving forum in passing means you're like every other incel on here

>50695517
1. no because I'm not a nigger
2. mommy made me strong. I'm grateful to her that I didn't turn out to be a faggot like OP

don't most people learn calculus in high school/early university?

>burger education

My parents were distant, and I often was let to my own devices as a kid. They would often take trips and leave me as "the man of the house" to look after my younger brother at an age that may have been a bit too early for that kind of responsibility. But my parents are alive and still together. So you're about half-right.
Who is the girl in the pic anyway? She is exactly my type.

1. For me being a man = having money
I just want a better body to loose the man boobs.

2. No, I like skinny petite girls.

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The only thing in there that applies to me is thicc gf.

Hammer swings, grip strength training.

Well you got the first part right but I don't want a strong thicc girlfriend to replace my mom, I just hate lazy people and respect a girl that cares about herself and is willing to get fit

none
yet I'm still here
my mom died when I was 14

>an absolute Chad
>marries used goods

I am fat and I like boys but otherwise true.

>your father was emotionally absent and you only bonded through film and occasional sports
>you want to feed a smol qt until she's a practically immobile hippo

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>You grew up largely fatherless.
it hurts,somebody hold me

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kek yeah idk what that guy is on about, i knew asians who learned differential equations at 17-18

He is a Chad, And He is also a saint. He is the one known as "Saint Chad" Driver of thots back into ocean!

its like you ripped this shit out of my brain but mom was busy with drugs and prison so I don't know why I want a fit girl guess its just those sexy ass muscles

anyone else stuck mentally on fantasizing what your life could be like if it had been slightly different? if my father wasnt a psychopath that tried to rape my mom and beat and fucked up my life i mightve grown up to become a well adjusted member of society with a regular life experience of having qt. gf and yadda yadda.

I have dolph lundgren tier genetics but became a 150 kg mentally ill blob of lard instead. Thank fuck i am sane enough to have dragged myself back into the normie world and became fit

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>grew up with dad
>wouldn't mind for a thicc gf for endless cum buckets

1. Dad was there but a negligent alky. We good now
2. Basically but mom didn't do that shit either
When can I expect my check from your shitty psych survey

nice cope faggot

None
I love my dad
I love dominating tiny sticc sluts
Fuck off tranny

1. I love my dad and look to him for advice in almost everything I do now. Except lifting because he doesn't lift heavy and only goes to the gym now to stay in shape. Sometimes he asked me for advice when he has back/muscle pain. The older I get the more I want to be like him in some ways.

2. I don't like fat girls.

Maybe 25%

1. I have a dad. He's my role model. He can build anything and knows how everything works and is always in his garage building stuff. He's highly educated and has a good job but only does 6 hour days so he could be with us more. He started sports with us when we were kids and always took us to practice. My parents are currently the lead trainers in a sports club.
2. We really weren't the hugging type of family so that's why I'd like the thicc girlfriend to hold me for once in my life. Better yet if she's strong or good at sports so she would be able to bully me about it and we'd grow stronger together.

My parents pretty much are the textbook types of good parents. That's why I'm really ashamed and sorry that I turned out to be such a pathetic spineless loser who has never even touched a girl in my 24 years of life. But hey.. at least I enjoy lifting...

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Isn't there a bit of differential equations in highschool anyways, and more in freshman year for most STEM degrees? 17-18 seems pretty normal

>1. You grew up largely fatherless. You looked to television, film, comics and video games for male role models and got the idea that being a man = muscles
Nope. My father was and is very present in my life and was very thorough with me about how to be the best person I can. We disagree a lot on what that means but we reached new heights through disagreement. Also, he always gave me incentive to be more active, but himself wasn't a lifter.

>2. You long for a thicc strong girlfriend that will hold you in her arms and protect you from the worlds evils just like mommy did
Had my share of gfs of every style, from Asian sticc to Latina high test ass queen. I long for companionship and mutual middle ground of shared interests, and someone who respect and appreciate my journey to be the best physical version of myself.

>you grew up largely fatherless
No. He's an incompetent father, but he was there the few times I really needed him

>you looked to television, film, comics and video games for male role models and got the idea that being a man = muscles
Not really, when I was growing up most "male" role models were beta prettybois without muscle. Fuck the 90s-early 00s, at least in my country

>you long for a thicc strong girlfriend that will hold you in her arms and protect you from the worlds evils just like mommy did
No, I want a GF as submissive and sexually repressed as possible. That way I can compensate for my insecurities.

0/3, nice try though

i wish my parents were less of hugging type. It gets annoying reall fast.

100% but I'll beat a man to death for saying these things outside of the internet.

>>roasties approached him in public constantly but he would politely decline and later on tell me that women only loved attention and fucking up someone elses good thing
This man has been through the hard times
This is a wise man

Having too much contact with your parents can be as bad as too little user. There needs to be some sort of friction between parent and child that spurs baby bird to leave the nest and seek out "their own family", a place where they belong because they chose to be there. Without that friction kids become socially inept.
>tfw it's a common insult by poor people to point out some autistic kid failing a basic social interaction and say, "His parents probably love him."

and a man would shoot you dead, nigger.

>You grew up largely fatherless
It's no big deal. You kind of just ignore it after a while and move on.
I know my dad. He's a lazy sack of shit and a deadbeat that's too busy building his infinite army of children that he's baffled that he has to pay child support for 5 different woman and wonders where his dumbass went wrong
But it's fine. I've grown past being upset at him for not being there. It's cool.

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1. Had a father
2. Like tomboys
Heh, nice try though *tips

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i grew up largely fatherless and developed morals and discipline on my own. i lift for fun and lowkey mogging normies. also i long for a thicc strong girlfriend to breed superior offsprings.

>grew up fatherless
Nah, I'm white.

that's spot on my dude

You almost had me until about halfway through then I realized that this is Shit That Never Happened; you're larping.
At least have enough respect for Jow Forums to tell us the truth.

more or less legit

thin women disgust me desu.

neither of those apply to me. my father was always around but he was a junkie faggot coward who beat his wife. i grew up weak because no one every encouraged me to do or take anything seriously. had no trouble getting gfs despite being skinny fat and weak as fuck but saw how the rest of society treated me. so i started working out, got stronger, got bigger, more aesthetic, and now even my gf treats me different. its great when you realize just how shallow the world is at face value and how people literally treat you different based solely on how you look. even the sjw faggots stay away from me more now because im too intimidating for them to try to talk to based on their own issues

Have flaky dad, grandpa set the example

like strong women, because they dont need help picking up random shit all the time, and dont need to be tried like a child.