Drink me goy, it's been so long

>Implying that just because you feel ok you aren't doing irreparable harm to your body

Haven't drank the Jew juice in years. Life is great brehs, you guys can do it too!

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I drink about 500ml a night and still manage to lift

>tastes like shit
>makes you feel horrible immediately
>makes you feel 10 times more horrible the next day
It amazes me people actually drink alcohol.
Lifting or sports feels fucking great immediately and you feel good afterwards. The high feels so much better than any drug.
Do people actually enjoy drinking or is my body just weird?

>trading 4-6 hours of good time for 8-12 hours of horrible time
it's like going into debt with your time

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shut up nerd

have sex

based and rskpilled

it's almost like alcohol like many drugs is meant to be enjoyed in moderation and abusing it leads to poor outcomes.

>get drunk
>get home
>chug half gallon of water I set aside for myself in preparation
>go to bed
>wake up feeling a little tired
>take a huge piss while chugging another half gallon
>no hangover

Only issue is lack of sleep.

most people like getting drunk, some people feel shitty drinking. nothing wrong with that

wait until you get older user, the hangover and other negative effects of alcohol get much worse. chugging water wont cut it

I don't understand this. I don't get any "good time". After 1 drink I get a head ache and after a few, nauseous and it just keeps getting worse even if I do 20. It feels kinda like anesthesia in your brain.
After an hour or so I'm all ready to jump under a train.

If you're too autistic to know how to drink responsibly enough to not feel like shit the next day, either quit alcohol entirely or neck yourself. Whatever you do don't complain about it on the internet, because to anyone who doesn't have your same retarded brain you're not making any good points, just outing how much of an absolute bitch you are.

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I'm a good goy

I'm 30.

Are you Asian or substantially Native American? Those populations lack a liver enzyme that adequately processes alcohol and alcohol therefore fucks them up badly.

Does anyone actually like the taste of alcohol?

People always try to disguise the taste with sodas and juices.

Nah. I'm Finnish. And people here drink a lot.

>being such a little bitch 17 year old that you have to spend 2 days in bed after a bottle of whisky

Antisocial freak nobody wants to drink with you anyway lol

hangovers gets exponentially worse with age, zoomer

I'm pretty /ck/, I like taste of alcohol in food and pastry but just drinking it? No

Yes. I’m a big scotch/whisky drinker. I only take them neat or with a tiny bit of water. Not garbage like JB, but quality shit like Oban, Spring Bank, Balcones Single malt, Blanton’s, Aberlour, etc. they all have nuances and wildly different flavors. Tasty and you don’t need a lot to feel great.

Takes the edge off.

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Yeah but that's like cointreau and liquors

You rarely put straight up vodka in food

Fair enough

this is literally what i thought when i was like 16. people who have to drink alcohol mixed with juice or soda are underageb& or women.

I feel the same about coffee. If you're going to fill your cup with sugar, cream and milk why even bother with the product in the first place if you have to supplement so much shit into it for it to be drinkable

Glad to see men of culture still present in such a shit thread.

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I rarely drink but nursing a beer after a long day at work is peak luxury and comfyness for me.

Only if you're a lightweight bitch, I'm 30 and i can handle my drinks just fine, some whisky doesn't put me out for 2 days lol. Pussy.

I don't get headaches or feel bad the day after drinking but everything is dulled and somewhat muted. I don't know how to describe it.

you sure are a manly man

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Beer is literally shit. No pseudo masculine guy can convince me other wise. Champaign’s, ales, and whisky is actually fucking heaven

Might be worth asking a doctor about it.

It's perfectly possible to feel like shit for 2 days after one heavy drinking session, it's basically a poisoning and not everyone can reach that point, most are too drunk to be physically capable of maneuvering the glass to their mouth or simply pass out.

I used to drink quite heavily for about 12 years or so in my teens and twenties. The hangovers got worse and worse. I got awfully depressed during hangovers- near suicidal sometimes! Now, being 32 I prefer not to get drunk, one problem less to deal with!

>calls someone a pussy
>drinks alcohol, literally estrogen juice

m'kay

I’m a black coffee drinker. Once you lose your childhood tastebuds you’ll be able to appreciate the flavors of a nice brew of black coffee

post body

I drink once every few months, lol at chronic alkys

You're tired user. It's just lack of sleep.

Yes, although I hate whiskey.

When I get drunk I also have to get weed, the weed makes me pace my drinking but I'm more likely to drink the other next day so I can keep smoking.

Literally just drink lots of water before you drink alcohol and eat a pizza or something really caloric during the night and you won't have a hangover

>The high feels so much better than any drug

t. has never done drugs

I mean I kinda like the jack daniels honey version but other than that not really. I just drink to get fucked once in a while not for the taste

I can lift but I look tubby because I enjoy alcohol too much, no problems outside of beer gut.

>years ago, 16th birthday
>retarded zoomer so have to try this shit out
>drink 3/4 of a bottle
>end up vomiting all night, barely remember how I got back home
>end up sick for days
>never drank a lot again
It was a great lesson desu, fuck alcohol, this shit messes with your gains

For me personally:
Weißbier, whiskey, flavored tequilla - God tier
Gin, liqueur, standard bier - Good tier
Wine, vodka - shit tier

Woody is such a little bitch. Every time there's a drinking episode he does baby shots and bitches and moans the entire time. He whines all the time about how fat he is and how he can't stay away from trail mix in the presence of Taylor the lift king and Kyle who just stops eating for 2 weeks when he gets fat. Then he'll interrupt one of the other guys' bits to talk about how it's too bigoted. The other week he was complaining about how much it hurts when they joke about retards just because he has an autistic kid. Dude, 80% of your show is making fun of other people. Learn to take it; it's obviously just a joke.

He does have a wife and kids and all the free time and money in the world though so joke's on me I guess.

how to stop depending on the fermented jew for entertainment?

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>jack daniels honey

lmao pussy

Spent the whole day hurling my lungs out.

For what? Like 3 hours of happiness, where I didn't have to feel the burdens of my problems.

Alchohol is gay.

I do this but pee the bed in my sleep lmao

Fuck the Jews

This right here

> Childhood taste buds
> Brew of black coffee
Lame, you are trying to be the psuedo manly man and yet you aren't even espresso pilled. Faggot

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i dont understand the logic that alcohol is bad for lifts. ancient greeks and romans drank all the time, the legionaries drank a type of harsh wine. i understand the alcohol is supposed to increase estrogen, but there are studies that show it also increases test and other androgens

>there are studies that show it also increases test and other androgens
Source? I've only ever heard of it lowering test while increasing cortisol and estrogen.

Those legionaries were probably forced to exercise though. My hungover ass would lay in bed.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12711931

After intake of alcohol (0.5 g/kg, 10% w/v), an acute increase in plasma testosterone (from 13.5 +/- 1.2 nmol/liter to 16.0 +/- 1.6 nmol/liter, mean +/- SEM; p < 0.05), a decrease in androstenedione (from 5.1 +/- 0.4 nmol/liter to 4.0 +/- 0.3 nmol/liter; p < 0.05), and an increase in the testosterone:androstenedione ratio (from 2.8 +/- 0.3 to 4.2 +/- 0.4; p < 0.01) were observed. The effects were not observed during pretreatment with 4-methylpyrazole (10-15 mg/kg orally), which inhibited the ethanol elimination rate by 37 +/- 3%.
eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2004-05/ace-mac050604.php

Moderate alcohol consumption increases plasma levels of a protective hormone

Dehydroepiandrosterone sulfate is believed to play a protective role against atherosclerosis
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6375673

The direct effect of ethanol on dihydrotestosterone (DHT) conversion to 5 alpha-androstan-3 beta,17 beta-diol (3 beta-diol) and 5 alpha-androstan-3 alpha,17 beta-diol (3 alpha-diol) by adult rat Leydig cells was examined. Concentrations of ethanol comparable to blood levels of alcoholic men (2.2 - 65 mM) increased DHT conversion to 3 beta - and 3 alpha-diol, in direct relation to the dose of ethanol added; a 2-fold or greater stimulation was observed. Because this effect was blocked by 4-methylpyrazole or a saturating NADH concentration, these results suggest that this action is mediated by Leydig cell alcohol dehydrogenase activity. These results may have significant impact in the testis and/or other DHT sensitive tissues because ethanol may decrease the availability of the proposed active androgen.
DHT the hormone that makes your cock big, mentally alpha, lean wiry look, masteron, proviron, drostanolone are all dht-derived compounds

i remember even reading a study (can't find it anymore) where alcohol (moderate intake) was associated with a reduced risk of erectile dysfunction.

oops i rereard the last study, alcohol decreased dht availability to tissues. still i maintain that nuance is needed, alcohol doesn't just = bad , otherwise nobody would drink it. clearly lots of guys feel alpha when they drink it

Why the aside about DHT being good when the study says that alcohol causes it to convert into other hormones? DHT causes male pattern baldness and enlarged prostate, and it is converted from testosterone, a much better angrogen.

If you're serious that explains alot. A few drinks and my head starts pounding, and I typically stay drunk for way too long given that I'm a bigger guy.
>t.redskin

If you have 2-4 drinks every once in awhile (for me like every other week) you’ll get fairly buzzed due to low tolerance but have zero hangover. I don’t get hungover from drinking a lot more than that but it usually affects my workouts or sleep so I still have cut back a lot.

I'm currently abstaining from alcohol cause I'm trying to lose a little bit of weight, but I basically stopped having hangovers after I got serious about cardio. I run at least twice, sometimes three times a week. Worst I get is a small headache, and it goes away pretty fast. Unfortunately my alcohol tolerance increased a bunch, I'm hoping if I quit for a long time and lose some weight that my tolerance will go back down.

>espresso pilled
Lol, enjoy your lower caffeine content.
I'll just be over here enjoying my home roasted 100% Robusta French pressed burnt rubber go-juice.

Yeah, that's a legit thing. Basically to digest alcohol your body converts it into an even less pleasant but also less deadly poison called acetaldehyde and then that into harmless stuff.
Asians get all fugged because they are less able to digest acetaldehyde, causing a very unpleasant buildup.
Look up Oriental raisin tree extract, it may help you either hang in there or quit completely depending on use.

>drink for a week straight
>*spend the next week laying in bed*

Git on my level lil' bois

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*spend the next 3-5 days lying in bed with massively elevated liver enzymes, splitting migraine, and no appetite*

heh nothin' personal

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>Drinking alcohol
Why drink when you can take benzos?

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>1:1 ratio
Boy are you even trying to die?

What a bunch of cunts. When we're having a drink here we get a liter of vodka per guy, drink it straight from the bottle, pass out and wake up still drunk. Hangover hits mid - day, two or three beers take the edge off it and the next morning all is fine. Why overcomplicate things?

Lmao how old are you, 17?

you deserve it for needing to drink steel reserve. i suggest stop being homeless and get a job.

i liked them the first few times i tried, but then they stopped feeling as good

just keep them around for if i have something coming up that would make me anxious, like during a job interview

Love beer and wine, like some whiskeys but not enough for me to drink it regularly and beyond that I just chase shots to get drunk because i have no friends and drink alone

orrr youre prediabetic

t. zoomer

drinking more when you wake up feeling hungover is the ultimate red pill

there is an ongoing massive psyop on this subject my friend. they have made alcohol consumption a part of human sexual activity thru television and film.

funded by alcohol companies pooling advertising $$$ over decades.

the more you know

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>>being hungover for two days
>Bitch detected. If you can’t drink and be fine the next day after breakfast, then you probably shouldn’t be drinking
>>mfw I could get black out drunk and be perfectly fine the next day

This is a man who's never used cocaine while drinking. This is also a man who doesn't understand that hangovers change after 30. Alcoholic or college kid?

vodka brands to consider

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yep, it's another night of hardcore drinking and contemplating suicide

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gin brands to consider

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stoli is a solid brand. want to try the nigga coffee brand

I'm 32 and I can drink a liter+, sleep 4 hours, and have a good day the next day (Did it at the beginning of February at a buddy's bachelor party, we drank 9 liters of whiskey, 3 cases of beer, and a 1500ml bottle of Gin between 8 dudes). Now if I do this two or three days in a row, shit gets dicey, but an occasional binge shouldn't break you unless you've got liver or kidney damage. You wake up drunk enough that it doesn't hurt and you just need to hydrate, replace your electrolytes, and settle your stomach before your buzz wears off.

sounds like youre an alcoholic. youre not gonna make it.

>no russian standard
>no titos

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>gin
>ever

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titos is overpriced now. tower is a good texas vodka