DOes jelequing work?

Ill give it 2 months before she starts fucking another man

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This is just humiliation porn

I- I thought 5 inches was normal?

Im a virgin and slightly more than 4 inches and really insecure. Ive literally slept in the same bed with girls coutless times and fingered and eaten them out but never had sex because im so scared of a grill seing my tiny PP

Like probally half a dozen different girls

>tfw into sph
>tfw too hung

>Months
She already is, or is looking. Either way it won't be that long.

Your relationship is over.
Not because you can't please her, but because she has no respect for you. Dump her and regain your power.

Ditch the bitch, or next time you're together, tell her you need Ed meds because her used up raggity ass body isn't doing for you anymore. Insist that she has cosmetic surgery else you'll find someone else who is a better 'fit' for you.

But then again, it's probably bait, but I need to pass the time while on the shitter anyway.

It's an Army wife, user. She probably already does.

80% are between 5 and 6 inches.

Unfortunately, you will only ever be able to satisfy very petite women who would cry in pain from a dick bigger than 6 inches.

>tfw no (legal aged) loli azn gf with a tight puss

Do NOT dump her OP. You could convince some other girl who loves you to tease you for having a small penis, but she'd be weirded out or only do it because she wants to make you happy.
But you have a woman who really thinks you're too small and on her own has started to compare you to other men during sex because she gets off on humiliating you. That is rare and you will miss it if you give it up. Nothing else will make you cum this hard and you know it.
You will never know satisfaction again if you leave her.

Kek

It's true. OP admitted it turned him on. He will crave it again, and if he dumps her for a regular relationship he'll crave it again. If he gets into a relationship with normal sex he'll run back to his ex wife who will have lost interest in bothering to humiliate him again and he'll be stuck jerking off to his memories because he can never have the experience again.

Wanna trade?

Buddy I'm here to help you because I was once in your shoes. Got called little dick by my girlfriend back in high school and I wasnt even little then. I was 5.8x4.75 which is average. She was just an evil whore. But it gave me bad insecurities and I realised I wanna be that man in porn Pounding pussy like an absolute madman..having women come back and crave for more so I posted about it on here and a good Samaritan Jow Forumsizen linked me to thundersplace . Org . A natural penis enlargement forum dedicated to helping men everywhere. I was skeptical at first too about it but endless testimonies, progress pictures, and support for the fellow man convinced me so i tried it. After 4 years of consistent jelqing, pumping (for length) and clamping (for girth) I have achieved a cuntdestroyer. I gained most of my gains in the first year of it but I am now 8.1x5.6 and can control when I cum thanks to reverse kegeling and balancing my pelvic floor. I can fuck like a pornstar brehs...while having a body close to zyzz status. At 22 I'vemade it physically brehs...and you can too. You can gain an inch in length and girth in a year of consistency buddy and girth is where it counts as everyone knows. Good luck user and this is probably the best advice you'll receive.

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4 inches is pretty small. 5 is supposed to be close to average but I think a lot of people would interpret 5 as small.

I'm interested. What routines did you use exactly?

unironically start praying. now

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is this a copypasta? nobody would believe this shit.

Just take horny goat weed dumb fuck, and you're supposed to be yelling at her not other way around.

Lots of people believe this shit. He probably grew because he became an adult. But nobody on thunder space ever posts picture proof.

Any gas chamber, my friend.

that's because they can't get hard anymore because of all the tissue damage.

>5 is close to average but most would consider it small
wtf?!?

>start praying
what did user mean by this?

>do her doggystyle
>listen to her bitch about your substandard penor
>haul off and pound your twig into her poop chute
>when she starts squealing donkey punch her and holler "WHO'S SMALL NOW BITCH?!?!"
>make sure you stay buried in her shit factory until you nut then pull out, wipe your dick on the curtains, leave and never go back

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Any jelqing/pe routines that worked for you guys?

tissue damage x dick failure

>I’m tempted to find a guy that would be able to please her
This must be bait but the thought that people like this exist disturbs me.

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There is also angion method, but i don't know anything about it

haha shes no angel herself and is FAR from perfect
The bitch skinned me alive because i shot up heroin at her sisters wedding in front of everybody on that gay ass camera they leave on the table to take pictures with, it was a fucking joke too but. she is such a fucking hypocrite little fucking bitch its insane. Because guess what guys. She HAS A CUP OF COFFEE EVERY SINGLE MORNING in addition to that she vapes like a fucking chimney, its fucking gross and makes my care smell like fruity chemicals!!!! what in the actual fuck is wrong with her? Shedoes FUCKING DRUGS every single day yet she skins me alive when i do a little dope every now and then? Like I dont even do "my drug" every day, I switch it up using heroin one day, percs the next, Benzos and coke the next to avoid addiction, but not her, shes so fucking tunnle vsion she cant even see her own addiction and has the never to put me on blast for dabling in the shit.
Fucking hypocrite baka... (scoring more heroin)

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This post is almost too stupid to be a troll. I'll fuck your wife in front of you if you're real, you have kik?

>i shot up heroin at her sisters wedding in front of everybody
kys

Not with that spelling it won't

I'm the user with the dick story and I started out with JP90 day routine. Google it. Then after I moved onto pumping and clamping. Don't listen to the guy bashing tissue damage your erection quality will be through the roof like you're going through puberty again mate. Only a complete fool would mess up these easy to learn techniques.

There are literally thousands of pictures proof on thunders place along with routines and all. Just try it yourself for a week and you'll see for yourself. Pic related girlfriend of over a year now who craves sex

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I did become an adult but I didn't grow anywhere else. Definitely not a coincidence. Plus I'm a 5'9.5 manlet. Been the same height since 14 brehs...

Did you actually do the hot towel warm up thing every time?

And how long would you say an average session takes?

>that 2nd picture

Fucking why.

cringe

>the thought that people like this exist disturbs me.
Look up Emily Salazar

She's the best!

I put rice in a sock and warm in the microwave for 40 seconds. Wrap it around my dick to warm the ligaments up and get em loose to avoid injury. It's much like working out mate. My sessions take about an hour for JP90 routine bit pumping and clamping take less than 30 minutes

>I’m tempted to find a guy that would be able to please her but not sure if that’s a good answer.
You'll regret it. I did this (only 4.25" hard so literally no way I could satisfy her) but once she started fucking him I became just a side amusement for her to try her strapons and dildos on. She got me more and more involved in the whole "cuck" thing and now I've been locked in chastity for the last 3 months and I only get to cum when her boyfriend is fucking me.

That sounds like a dream to me

Jelq away friend

Bump

Roasties are blown out whores with no respect for their husbands, the thread.

Ps op, I doubt she's an innie. If you ever grow some balls and stop enjoying the humiliation, women are super self conscious about their meat flaps.

big kek

idk if ur joking but dip on her ass u cuck

>this whole thread
Now I know why I plowed so many "in relationship" chicks in college.
I fucking love sluts who cheat on their gfs.

Based strokeposter

proof that every guy who works out is secretly a weak cuck

Trannies working overtime tonight

I'm 6 and 3/4 inches and I was high on ritalin so I could barely get a full boner and the bitch I was with was remarking how big my dick was several times.

She was like "my husband is only 6 and a half".

I'm guessing actual big dicks are rare and mostly seen in porn. If you're 4 inches jist lie and say you're 6 if they even ask. I doubt theyd know the difference.

Did she come with a camaro

Please, please be bait.

Haha I wish this was real. Comparing coffee and vaping to heroin.

Grow a pair and leave her bro she has no right making fun of you like that man fuck that shit i have a 7 incher and was really insecure for a long time so i know how that shit feels

Holy shit. A-Are you me?

This board... this fucking board...

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5/10, the cuck stuff makes it too obvious
Leave that out but keep the dicklet humiliation and the 5 inches, that part's good

big yikes if true

Watertown is a fucking hellhole why would you marry anyone from there jesus christ

Based

If you don't have money enough to satisfy her then you better be bringing that A game cock. If not she should be able to fuck who she likes and you should just be grateful she isn't leaving you

It's threads like these that make give less of a fuck about being called an incel. If threads like these are to be believed, women (and yeah sure there's some exceptions) are probably something to be avoided, in all honesty. At least with how society empowers them, nowadays. Putting up with gaslighting, arguments, undermining authority, and poking at insecurities. And for what? Just so you feel less lonely, maybe get a hug or two?

Hahaha Holy fuck, you married someone from Watertown? Dude why the fuck would you do that.

Is the Ugly Stick still around?

r u retarded?

To clarify here, I don't think I hate women. Any person is capable of being decent and someone I can get along with. I just think I might be incompatible with women, and what they innately desire. I'd look for so much more in relationship. Not gay either, so idk what I'm gonna do. Good thing I got my Jow Forums friends.

The OP post reads like some humiliation porn script. It's not real.

Well, I'd love to be wrong, because it means I can identify myself as solely being the problem, and work towards figuring out what I need to improve on. From there, developing achievable goals.

It's hard, because we're unable to have conversations about women's physical needs and their hypergamy, because it's not acceptable to do so. And so, people like me get confused, and potentially worked up over the wrong issues.

My gut feeling is that, even if OP, or other posters in this thread are lying, the sentiment is actually a real occurrence.

And people say things like, just be rich, if you're not physically attractive. Again, I don't understand the point in forming relationships like that.

If we want physical or wealth characteristics to dominate how we find partners, then why don't we go back to Martial societies, where men were strong and/or wealthy, and women were a subjugated class, when it came to being placed into relationships? What was the point of the progress in egalitarianism, if its whole purpose was just to allow women to have literally all the power?

No shit. I honestly never thought I'd see other North Country faggots on here.

Grew up in Adams

If real you are pathetic beyond words and your wife is disgusting, vapid whore. If you ever want to salavage any shred of self worth or respect, leave her ASAP and start doing some really serious self improvement and self reflection. You should not take this shit from anyone and letting another man fuck your wife should be less appealing than suicide. The fact that you would even consider it means you're probably too far gone to salavage though...

There are plenty of conversations about women's physical needs. The whole women humiliating their partners thing is actually a fantasy of men, not women.

You'd be worse off in your 'martial' society, because then you'd have a handful of powerful (generally powerful through inheritance) men who have multiple wives, and then the rest of the men are permanently single with literally zero options. You had that with the Mormons (extra boys were cast out), you have it in the Muslim/Arab world with multiple wives (extra men end up dead).

You fantasize yourself as a man of power from the past, but odds are, if you're not doing great now, you'd have been an absolute peasant then.

It's more up to you than ever before. I've seen plenty of nerds bond over nerd shit, athletes bond over athlete shit, etc., even when they're not the richest and their faces are not the best.

I hate posts like these
clearly bait but holy does it make me feel insecure for not packing 7"x6" dick and never have to worryagain.

fuck man, genetics will do you like that, especially if you're a manlet, now I fear and it eats me alive

You make good points, like the idea that there would've been disparity of who gets the women back then. Although, many would argue that same thing is happening these days too, with women apparently tending to focus on the "top" X% of women, when it comes to dating sites.

The thing with martial societies is that war gave men purpose, prospects to aspire to. By no means do I mean to glorify war, and dying in war would've been truly horrific, back then. But it was an expression of brotherhood and and extremely violent form of masculinity, that probably builds character, in a way.

Even if those less desirable men couldn't find a partner, they could find meaning in a greater cause.

I'm always big on the idea of masculinity, and I think ideas from the past could be used to "motivate" men to change.

*"top" X% of men

I give you 10 for bait. 5 for originality.

I've seen a lot of weird-looking dweebs with dates they met online. The reality is men are even more likely to be overweight than women in the US. And that is a choice. It's not even a high bar to beat.

Ultimately, you have to make your own meaning in life. People are just more aware of it now, and a lot of people on the internet have decided to wallow about instead of accept it.

>. The reality is men are even more likely to be overweight than women in the US.
This is statistically wrong tho

No it isn't. I'm pretty sure he most obese women are bigger. But men are more likely to be overweight:

kff.org/other/state-indicator/adult-overweightobesity-rate-by-gender/?currentTimeframe=0&sortModel={"colId":"Location","sort":"asc"}

59.8% for women, 70.9% for men.

Yep im 7in and i get a comment on it everytime im with a new partner but on the internet every guy seems to say they are 6+

I'm 7.5x6 but total twink so it looks very disproportionate, I love the reactions. Last girl tried putting on one of her condoms and just sat there mirin' for a few seconds when she couldn't get it down the shaft

Selection bias. If your cock is average you have nothing to talk about.

Divorce that bitch user.

People lie about their sizes, porn uses camera magic and prosthetics, and men watch more porn than women anyway.

cope

Nope

oh hi there

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I am 6.25 and when I was with my ex gf I randomly asked her how big she guessed that was and she looked at it for a bit and said "I think 8 inches?"
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