How do i seduce wamen?

How do i seduce wamen?

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make em respect THE COCK

>approach women that are at a similar or lowerlevel of attractiveness as yours
>lock eyes with them, always
>be confident/ballsy
>if you don't know what to say, just ask questions
>make the 1st move and don't forget women love sex as much as we do

You ask her father for her hand. Nothing else is valid.

fpbp as usual

Just get a hooker

>seducing

get off with your pua shit you fucking mong and learn how to have a proper conversation and dont be ugly

>women that are at a similar or lowerlevel of attractiveness as yours

How to know if a girl is at or below my attractiveness?

Father, mother and I at doctors
>she (doctor) asks me if I take pills of sorts or sleep with women
>nervous, I tell her no, but slip paper saying I sss the hooker once a week
>sadly I give it to my dad to pass it to the doctor
>betrayal, he reads aloud my crimes
They look at me with a mix of scheme and anger, just know that when we return home I’m getting g the rack.
Yep. Spend 3 days in the rack as mother throws eggs and fruit at me.
>brother laughs and pours milk on my, spanks me.
Finally let out, mother gives me money and says, sleep with the other kindred spirits instead of fleshbsgs this time.
Fuck these feels him me hard.

>>approach women that are at a similar or lowerlevel of attractiveness as yours
Second post worst post. Average-looking girls are always full of themselves as fuck because every other guy follows the same logic as this retard, thus inflating their ego. Meanwhile most men remain afraid to even talk to the absolutely stunning girls, making them much more approachable.
Always try the most beautiful girl in the room.

>>approach women that are at a similar or lowerlevel of attractiveness as yours

kek
4/10 thots only want to be fucked by 8/10 semi chads

My list of red flags for potential hookups is way too long to post but I will share a few of them. I allow up to two (2) of these flaws in a prospective fuck partner, unless it is marked with an asterisk in which case it is an automatic disqualification. And before you faggots start chimping out because this list calls out a negative trait of yours, just know that I am a very popular local cassanova and have to reject women from my bedroom all the time. I am high quality, therefore I deserve high standards. Therefore I red-flag people who are:
>overweight or obese
>constantly talk about anime*
>want to cosplay a tabaxi, drow elf, tiefling, hobgoblin, kender, dragonborn, or other noncore race*
>works in retail or food service*
>makes under 30k per year
>is fat or has a fat partner
>is married and has children
>smokes weed or drinks beer (soiboi traits)*
>is shorter than 5'6" (males) or 5'2" (females)
>metagame purposely
>uses any of the following terms in the bedroom: "facetank", "boss", "miniboss," "glass cannon," "spam", or similar
>makes female characters as a male player
>makes his character gay or transgender
>is on his phone or laptop during the session
>makes up shitty names like "darkblade" for their genitalia
>character can be summed up by a single perosnality trait, or is not heroic or cinematic at all (i.e. "my character just wants to sleep lol")
>talking about what your character is like without actually role-playing him
>not wanting to roleplay in tavern
>not wanting to roleplay wilderness travel
>not wanting to roleplay buying importsnt items in town
>getting salty when your character takes damage
>Gary Johnson, Bernie Sanders, or Jill Stein voters.

are you a dyslectic doctor ?

Yek

Based

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Well nigga OP is most likely autistic and/or a virgin. If he wants to approach picrelateds then fine. But I remember being intimidated by really attractive women when I was younger which is why I recommended approaching uglier girls

And yet there aren't nearly enough Chads to fuck all those 4/10s that want to get ducked

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But ugly gurl dont make my peter rocky.

You know.

Meh, just do nofap and all women will become somewhat attractive

Doesnt work that way.

Well thats what nofap does for me at least

If you're not too chicken to talk to her, she's at your level.

Have you tried it? I'm not even shilling because those retards think you get magic powers but I did it once while on vacation and after two weeks I was getting boners from pokemon trainer sprites and any woman in a skirt that went above the knee. ANY WOMAN.

Your brain will do remarkable things to your consciousness when desperate for a nut.

and TAME the cunt

viscously based and relentlessly redpilled. take note faggots

Damn I work in retail does that make me unfuckable? God this isn't where I wanted to be in my life.

I'm going to pay off my credit cards and outstanding debt this year and bounce. Even if it's a factory job I get.

genetics and alpha attitude.

Jesus christ!
I've never been so confused about whether to laugh or rage!
The perfect 4 chan post
Well done!

based and patrician-pilled

rate chart pic related

Based and red-pilled

The goyim knows. Shut it down

Some sort of truth to it though

Based

Based non-degenerate

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If this wasn't pasta, it is now.

>works in retail

Absolute nigger

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It has been a good while since I've seen this.
The super low tiers still engender pity.
Jow Forums has not crushed all my humanity yet.

But we are working on it.

How can one post be so based?

>Jow Forums hasn't crushed all my humanity yet

what are you doing on Jow Forums if you have any humanity left? I came here because my life has no meaning. I have everything yet I can't find a purpose. Yersteday I took one of my cars out to Germany on the Autobahn and drove at max speed just to try to get into an accident. Still alive. I'm genuinely on the brink of killing myself. Fuck me and fuck this place.

I'm not based. I'm honest.

Yeah, it starts getting fucked up.
Eh, don't knock it till you try it.
After a week or so you start checking out old lady cleavage and ass. It's fucking weird, that's usually how I know when I need to fap again to regain focus.
No fap is retarded, but so is choking it multiple times a day.

is there a version of this chart for men. i want to rate myself.

Never seen one.

based strokeposter

There is. Couple of different versions though.

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A girl who likes me want to watch game of thrones with me tonight? How do I know what time to be there?

uh, ask her maybe?

MFW I'm a 7. Feelsgoodman.jpg

this one is fucked up. How is Michael Fassbender an 8 but some random shitskin is a 9? Absolute bullshit.

>that pajeet at 9
what the fuck

in reality average girls are the most desperate to prove that they are attractive so they'll be more open to fuck random guys than 9s and 10s would

literally everyone from 7 to 9 has the same level of attractiveness (except for that pajeet in 9, the indio in 8 and the chink in 7)

this one is full of ugly people in the wrong tiers lmao
only tier 9 is consistent

All the tier lists are full of terrible errors that I think could be easily agreed upon by a quick consensus. It doesn't even seem like there's a rhyme or reason behind how wrong some of the ranks are.

Cut to the chase and fart near her. Attraction is all pheromones and chemicals, she’s either into you or she isn’t

holy fuck faggot I hope you’re joking and not going around thinking you’re releasing pheromones and sex chemicals by walking around chicks and crop dusting them

>How do i seduce wamen?

You be bald daddy mode and mansplain and talk down to them.

You're right, but what you fail to realize is these women get approached irl by all kinds of guys. Plenty of 8-10/10 men approach 4-6/10s for an easy fuck, and they get it. But when a 4-6/10 male approaches them, they reject because they've already got plenty of 8-10/10s to fuck.

Fucking Kek

Show up one minute before it starts, then leave as soon as it ends.