Everything bad thats ever happened to me was becuase I was in a small town and laws with weed

your idea of god has every right to hate you. you seem like an exceptionally stupid person with zero self awareness.

I just wanna smoke and chill out and make some money. I dont harm anyone or do anything bad

Also, I'm banned permanently from america because of old weed laws

>be me
>be 10 years ago
>a simple stoner living in south africa
>get arrested for possesion
>pay the troll toll of like $20
>years go by without thinking of it
>fast forward to 2017
>fly to Los Angeles to meet my oneitis ldr girl
>"oi you got a permit for breathing that air, sonny?"
>get taken into customs
>"you ever been arrested, pal?"
>I'm scared that maybe they can see my records on their database
>I say yes I have
>"well that's not what you said on your visa application, now is it?"
>(I had put no arrests on my visa application)
>*gulp*
>get locked up for 24 hours
>get deported back on my 12 hour flight back home
>denied drinks because I'm now an international criminal
>banned permanently from bugerland for attempting to circumvent drug laws
>literally_pablo_escobar.html
>never get to see oneitis
>she cheats on me shortly afterwards, because that's basically a girl's mission statement if you're a female with mental issues

The really fucked up part is that weed is legal in both South Africa and California now. It was legalized in both places since my arrest. It's like getting banned from America because you were arrested for being gay in 1963.

>Lol you're trying to get around some laws that don't even exist anymore. You see how this is a problem right? B&

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Didn't you autisticaly turn to worshipping Satan in a previous thread? Sounds like YOU are the problem, no one else

You say you are a intellectual yet don't even have the self discipline to not do illegal drugs and then when you get caught you blame some nonexistent thing

You are far dimmer than you think you are buddy, get that through your chimp skull

>it takes a real intellectual to conform to laws that you disagree with.

Yes I did and did nothing wrong. I made money. I can afford an apartment. I fucking deserve to move i deserve it

Reminder that this is all a larp. The OP has *never* posted *any* evidence of anything he has ever said, and in fact has frequently been called out on it many times before and always comes up with the same excuses but never actually provides any proof.

And neither will he provide proof this time either. He'll claim he's given proof in the past, but will not ever actually show proof beyond this claim that he once did in the past.

Yes. I make this up for fun. I come here and pretend Im in a freezing cold small town. Im actually in La

There's schizos on this board who have spammed shit for longer and for worse reasons

So you can't move because of your arrest right?

I promise Im suffering

Post proof then. Timestamp pic of hand, should be easy.

This guy has been spamming for years. Can't think of anyone else as bad except Brandon.

Easy, Tomoko poster.

Has it been the same guy the entire time?

Still not sure if Cebruz actually died, I hope he did. But since then it's been the same guy.

>I'm a super genius
If you were, you wouldn't be whining about your problems here, nigger

No matter how smart I am god just waves his magic wand and my life goes up in flames and I lose everything

Oh hi, small town user.

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>does illegal thing
>gets fucked by police
>cries for 5 years on an indonesian fishing forum
low iq niggers should be killed