I have never

I have never smoked meth

caring about whether you've had sex or not is more pathetic than not having had it

>Be me
>Be sophomore year of high school
>Be popularfag but still into shit posting
>Have orchestra
>Have this kid in my class we'll call Jason
> Hes the type of guy where his personality isn't funny just him as a person is funny
>Look at him, start laughing
>He's just standing there eating Scooby snacks and staring off into the wall while everyone is getting ready
>Asks why I'm laughing,
>Tell him his goofy ass just cracks me up
>Orchestra goes to regionals, end up barely qualifying for state
>Get to go to state capitol and stay and mediocre hotel
>Have to share beds
>Get placed with Jason
>kk.png
>Jason is hella Mormon and pure
>Hotel room full of degenerates like me
>Tease and fuck with him playing loud ass profane music like cupcakke and my neck my back
>Sleepytime.exe
>Usually sleep in underwear but had to bring PJs cuz not tryna get roasted
>Middle of night
>Wake up to Jason hugging me
>Littlespoon.image.file
>Kk
>Go back to sleep
>Wake up, feel a his throbbing boner against my ass
>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>Permagayboiengaged
> Get hard
> Reach down, he's fucking hung
> He's my height 5'6, so never suspected
>Look at him, he's asleep but smiling
>Panicmodeactivated
>It's 3 am what am I supposed to do
>Get horny
>pleasedontbegay pleasedontbegay pleasedontbegay
>Is gay
>Stroke his big dick and let him hump me in his sleep
>He wakes up and realizes what he's been doing
>He freaks out but continues doing it cuz he thinks I'm asleep
>Fuckit.me
>"Wake up" and quietly ask him what he's doing
>He's blushing and freaking out goes into bathroom
>Autism.exe booted
>Go in with him and say I need to pee, he's just looking at himself in the mirror
>Close the door with both of us in there
> Ask him what he was doing
>He fesses up
>Grab his dick and we kiss
>Sit on the toilet making out while I'm sitting on his lap and grinding on his dick
>Feelsgoodman
>Mfw my first time was with a Mormon hung Mormon guy
>Mfw he's a senior and was goin on a mission soon
Never saw him again

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desu I don't think it's that bad. To this day I have people who think that we're friends. I don't like interacting with people in general but I'm preetty good at pretending to be close to others. I never went to any party but since elementary school to end of high school I was always invited. I just never wanted go go.

Hey, you're basically me but I was never even invited!

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Mormon guy continued
>Making out
>Give him the succ
>Find out I don't have a gag reflex so can deepthroat with ease
>Have to be quiet so we don't get caught
>Realize how cute he is
>Realize he's a senior
>Gottatakeadvantage.gif
>Take my pants off, he eats my ass
>Feelsgoodman
>We have sex, I moan like a girl but try to be quiet
>He's pounding me
>He's like 8-9in so it hurt at first, but I like it
>He nuts in me
>I tell him to fuck me harder so I can nut too
>Prostatepressure.file
>Cum hands free
>End up having hookups all the time
>Have to be sneaky because this parents are controlling
>He graduates and goes on a mission
>Have sex one last time, best one so far, went for hours
>Mfw I hear he's trying to be a bishop
>Mfw he's married and has a kid
>Mfw that should have been us
>Mfw he turned me into a faggot
>Cry
>I haven't been able to get over it and I'm depressed
>Fml

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im sorry but ive met mormons some of them would cry at the thought of their first sexual experience eating some dudes ass i refuse to believe this is real

I had plenty of sex with women, but i never had sex with males.
Because i'm actually a homosexual and i find women repulsive.

And now I'm disgusted, why do I eat and browse this shit hole at the same time.
More importantly normalliteralfag go away, this place is meant for genuine grade a fuckups

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i have never had sex and i never tried lsd

I have never held a relationship for more than a month that didn't end with me being cheated on.

But what's honestly worse? Having the one person you've ever loved leave you all alone or being too inexperienced to find it yet. I feel for my gaybro

fag
go commit seppuku