>Lose virginity to an escort. Very awkward and cound't cum. >Get rid of part of my anxiety, but I didn't enjoy it (that slight smell of shit, she was anorexic). >A year passes and I choose an ad of a hot, busty redhead 'teen' for a girlfriend experience. Face is blurred as usual. Sleepless_48h.exe >And here am I paying her 120 bucks for 1 hour. She looks like the pics, except for what they didn't show. >She has 8-9 facial piercings, tons of tats, and her boobs are huge but ultra saggy and with stretch marks (and she's like 20). Trashy. >She won't shut up. She tells me she went to an anime con last week and how she loves all that suff. I'm not that type of nerd, but I don't dare to force things because I feel very insecure. >15 mins pass and I force things a bit to go down to business. Those boobs are not as fun to suck as I thought. >Do a vanilla protocol, during doggy I see she has a huge scar over her cornhole. At minute 37 I can no longer maintain my boner.
>I'm on tons of antidepressants so I still wonder how I lasted so much (I popped a Cialis). I tell I'm a bit tired and would like to cuddle. >She starts over with all that weeby stuff, but then breaks down and tells that she escaped from her parent's home, that her boyfriend beats her but she still loves him, and that she's unstable. >Then she questions me for not cumming and asks if I'll post a bad review on that website. Then she starts threatening me because she'd gotten a new alias and couldn't afford more bad rep. >I tell her I'm on meds but she won't buy it. It takes me 20 mins to convince her.
This is fucking hilarious Sorry about your bad cums OP
Jayden Phillips
post her blurred face pic OP
Colton Gomez
^Do this op As unfortunate for her and you that you're on antidepressants which make it difficult to cum, such unprofessional behavior in the work place is unacceptable, along with do I dare say, the attempt at coercion to try and convince you to not alert the public to such poor standards of thottry ought to be criminal. Leave a negative review and alert your fellow whore mongers of this low grade roastie And try not to cheap out too much, at the same time I feel sorry for Americans, because most of the bad experience with escorts I hear come from America
How can you not maintain an erection? It's impossible for me to lose mine unless I don't touch it for a long time or force myself to stop thinking of sex. I mean, I've never had anti depressants so I can't really say too much.
Aiden Edwards
what website ive been sol since craigslist/backpages went down only went to a few AMP but I would rather have sex
David Ortiz
i luv redheads gimme her number.
Brody Davis
Well, you did ask for a girlfriend experience.
Grayson Russell
>How can you not maintain an erection? >I mean, I've never had anti depressants nigga
Connor Smith
120/hr aint shit.
Carter Price
>cound't cum >that slight smell of shit, she was anorexic >8-9 facial piercings, tons of tats, and her boobs are huge but ultra saggy and with stretch marks >has a huge scar over her cornhole wallahi the things that beta cucks will put themselves through just to fuck a warm wet hole will never seize to amaze me.
last girl i saw went kind of crazy in a good way. she kept moaning and playing with my dick asking if i could cum a third time (i only paid for the hour).
truth is i could have gone a third time but i was too lazy to get up and take a piss in the bathroom, since that required dressing.
Isaac King
i know its an act since its well known that i tip per each handy like a proper customer, she was working my tip for her tip.
Luis Carter
gimme her number and ill GOOK her like i did with my last redhead qt escort.
Evan Baker
>>Get rid of part of my anxiety, but I didn't enjoy it (that slight smell of shit, she was anorexic). virgin here
are girls supposed to smell like shit? or does being anorexic make you smell bad?
>you both should take a shower before sex i thought that went without saying
Kayden Brooks
well, I've heard some people don't do so
Nolan Gomez
>slight smell of shit >won't shut up >saggy boobs >starts up with that weeby stuff >threatens you after sex
That literally is the girlfriend experience desu.
Leo Foster
my dick is itching to go to a nearby massage parlor. last time my orgasm kept going for 3-4 minutes after i ejaculated half a gallon of cum. this tantric shit is weird.
