/britfeel/

tfw Doctor Who Series 5 Episode 4: The Time of Angels
or should I say; Kino

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posting with your phone and pc at once. multiskilled shipster

So Frens,

Long time since I've been here last.

Got myself a nice job, decent income, 2 cars and a flat now.

How are you frens doing?

>some people like things I don't consider interesting
The fuck is this world? Everyone should like the things I do or FUCK OFF

Lol had a feeling it was, didn't want to say though and end up looking a mug.

Only about 80% are me, one of them was someone else

I wish I had a woodburner tbqh

Football is unironically the thinking mans sport.

kick ball fan detected

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He posted racism outside of /b/. I didn't report him because you get banned for announcing reports though, just remember that lad.

Lee Anthony Hoyland intentionally using the phrase 'londonderry' in an attempt to wind up his Irish republican neighbour

It's ok, can't say I'd be too arsed about Scottish football if I lived down south and had the glitz and glamour of the EPL.
Yes, what's your point, caller? Were you at the game? I like lots of things.

>reddit servers are too busy
fuck how am I meant to get my memes now?

Same here lad. I wasn't about to let Poley be mean to our Jewish friends.

>tfw don't own a few acres of arable land
Any farmer lads fancy giving me a few acres?

Rugby union would be the thinking man's sport, seen as though it's predominately upper classes, game of choice for private schools and most of the players are educated and well spoken. I bet you can't find me many premier league footballers with university education. It doesn't make it less shit but it's a well known assertion.

Other than that, definitely MMA

I can pay you in vegetables but you'll have to wait until the end of the season.

really miss the Weetos old man scientist guy

Thoughts on Kilmarnock? They stand a chance?

Got farm sim 2011 to start soon. Ifineeda hand I'll give you a shout

Completely agree with this. Most footballers are thick as pig shit. Still remember when Wayne Rooney got the score wrong for a game he himself had just that moment played in

Same here and with wrestling as well.

> celtic
> boo their own Jewish player
> pro Palestine flags
> anti British
> secretarian
> anti English
> anti queen
> bombarded 15 year old youth player because he decided to play for England rather than Scotland
> still less successful than a team that got relegated to their 4th division and had been through administration

Absolutely pathetic club. Shouldn't be able to post in britfeel if you even like Celtic

Lee Anthony Hoyland picking up the potatoes in his allotment whilst singing "one potato, two potato, three potato, four, five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"

>boo their own Jewish player
was that kayal? Because in the end he wasn't even jewish, just born in israel

i find the behind the scenes stuff of wrestling more interesting than the actual product

No, Bitton. From a Sephardic Jewish family and served in the IDF

>farm sim 2011
I don't want to play a game. Please give me 53000 GBP so I can buy an apple orchard. The cheapest arable land I saw was like 100000 GBP why is it so much

>can maintain diet and training or work and training but not all three
hate being a wagie to be honest

Lids I really need help. Not fucking around this time.
My knee is busted up and I don't know what's wrong. I didn't injure it at all. It got so bad a few months ago I took a week off work.
Went doctorlad and he said it was tendonitis which I disagreed with. Said I shouldn't do any physical activity for 3 weeks so I didn't do any for 5 weeks and the pain stopped.
Went back to working my job where I walk long distances and the pain is gradually coming back to the point where it just hurts all the fucking time, a constant dull ache around my left kneecap. I can still stand on it and that doesn't cause any additional pain it just hurts all the fucking time for no reason and it's really getting bad.
Now you say "lid why ask on here and not go the doctor" and that's a fine question but my doctor is IMPOSSIBLE to get into unless you're literally dying of ass cancer they're just always far too busy. I can't even have more time off work or they'll fire me.
Any idea what it is that's destroying my knee?

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lol state of this seething boot licking jew
loving hun

Ah, wonder where this celtic - jew connection comes from

Probably being fat with all that pressure on ya knee our kid

>Any idea what it is that's destroying my knee?
>job where I walk long distances

LOL so true. Sit opposite a 'propa, football crazy, football mad' manlet on my current job. Every conversation, football. League this, league that, cup this n that blah. Grow up ye sad case.

I'm not fat though lod I work out, I'm 6'4" and actually underweight at the moment because I've been cutting. I have visible abs.
The doctor said this too and I said I think I walk about 8 miles a day on average. He said that's far too much. Guess I can sue my employer for destroying my leg.
The pains of being a wagecuck.

It's notagame it's a training sim for when we all chip in and buy an island
Also got eurotruck sim 2 so I'll be able to haul shit from 1 hut to another
Also got a game called rust I'm eyeing up, a survival game where you have to kill people and raid their goodies. But I'll only use those skills if I get bored

Bet SCEA rarely showers

hotukdeals.com/deals/playstation-plus-15-month-membership-12-months-3-months-free-1888-at-psn-indonesia-store-3173874

this real of what seems a scam

>people on britfeel judging people for liking football
>telling them to grow up
ironic

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love pixelzone.io

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Wear more comfortable footwear, try doing some knee stretches, but most importantly just be yourself.

Postie lad?

My personal hygiene's impeccable.

More HUKD spamming

Where would this island be? Any private island in the scottish isles is likely to be unsuitable for most vegetables. Put some money towards the 53000 GBP I need to buy the apple orchard. We can produce /britfeel/ cider

Rust is a great laugh, lad. One of the most intense and stressful games I've ever played in my entire life.
>Get enough shit together to build a lovely house.
>Have to go outside for more food and stuff to build with.
>Have to travel super far into the snow for good stuff.
>Get a ton of good stuff and make your way back to your homebase.
>Hear gunshots in the distance.
OHNO NO NO NO NO

Mental
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The one I use is paid for lid, I don't get messages like that very often but if I am on a server that's been banned I switch over to a different one, takes about 10 seconds.

Love this lad SO much.

What a UNIT.

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It's pakipoo. Hot is a paki word, uk is a paki for Britain, pakis love deals.

It's because of the troubles, they are victims and think they're oppressed. That's why they relate to the Palestinians
I'm not mad, I have Jewish ancestry and I'd rather them than the Muslim terrorists at Hamas. why do you post in britfeel when you hate the quintessentially British club?

why are indo fags getting PSN for so cheap I have to pay 40 quid for a years membership

cunts

Which Football team do you support SCEA lad

Nor me lad. It's a homoerotic exercise with undue emphasis on penetration.

>got fired from my DOORMAN job for being creepy

there is no life

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Do you feel for the palestinians though? That was their home until the british seized it and gave the jews refugee. And now you're killing them in their own streets (Palestinians).

They're having a nice run of form, good to see. All the best to them.
>boo their own Jewish player
The actions of a few reflect every Celtic supporter.
>pro Palestine flags
And?
>secretarian
Don't rangers use secretaries? Seems a bit labour intensive to get players and coaches to answer the phone.
>anti-English
Simplifying some pretty complicated politics and history there pal.
>anti-Queen
Understandably so. The royal family is so antiquated they've started marrying minorities to cling on to some relevance in 2018. looool.
>last two points
Can't really be arsed getting into a debate with a seething Rangers supporter about things we're clearly going to disagree on, but I will say that you cheated your way using players you couldn't afford to 9 in a row. You've then put yourself in a shambolic financial position again by instead of taking your punishment and developing players through your youth academies and working your way back up through the leagues slowly, you went balls to the wall and spunked more cash buying belters like Joey Barton (feel like pure shit, just want him back x) Good luck in future endeavours, how many reincarnations of your club do you reckon you'll end up with eventually?
>pathetic club
I can't see myself convincing you otherwise, so whatever
>shouldn't be able to post in britfeel if you even like Celtic
Tough titties, we're here and we aren't going anywhere.

>Do you feel for the muslims though?

>INGURLAND!
>FOOTBUL CRAZY, FOOTBUL MAD!
>Did you see Nbungu score that belter last night? Cor blimey, Big Dave was speechless.
>Think we've got a chance of winning the Supreme Championship of Footbul Masters this week?
>Gon' knock out dem Souf cunts if they say shit. Futbul not bin same since they made 't illegal to knock a twat out for wearin a blue shirt is it lads.

>You play video games? Haha grow up.

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Here you go lad.
*kicks you in the bollocks*

>Do you feel for the muslims though?
t.

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imagine being a gay nonce unironically

Football's a gay, prole sport.

I like motor sport, shooting, archery, slingshots, and predator fishing.

>hunskelping in its purest form

Rude. Please donate 1000 GBP to the apple orchard fund

>so cold in the flat that my nose is dripping and I can see my own breathe
Should I turn my heating on? Like as in, is it a health risk if I continue living like this? Because I don't want to have to put it on and I don't mind the cold (though if the cold is going to hurt my health then I will have to turn it on)

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Story time you creepy cuck

>I like motor sport, shooting, archery, slingshots, and predator fishing.
>But I'm a vegetarian

don't know. and why would a scottish island not be good for us, and please don't refer to us as vegetables again.pic related
now serious time
i don't know where, somewhere to grow shit, and fish and hunt, somewhere remote, access by boat only would be nifty. somewhere not warm is a must. maybe somewhere in international waters so we could form our own sovereignty. maybe somewhere that's got some mountains or somewhere to have a mine. maybe some wild animals there, horses and the like so we can get about. somewhere a bit windy so we can erect a wind turbine as well for some power. anything you can think of?

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>Tfw no Rogic scoring blooters for weeks now

What is the annual output of that orchard, lad? Also where is it? Making cider is not as easy as you think, Bulmers were turning apples away last season.
t. farm lad

Who would win in a fight between the 2 resident /britfeel/ hard cunts - SCEA or Shippy?

Mee - En - Tal
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what on earth would make someone be attracted to young boys instead of lovely ladys with big jubblers and hairy growlers?

>rangers quint brit
it's got more non-brit/non-white than scot players even though it's fanbase are all cringy muh empire fags
Jews had terrorist toi who killed British soldiers btw, so it makes sense you can more about your jewish ancestry than your british one you should post on /jewfeel/

Honestly am a bit fearful of Shippy
He looks proper hard and could tear me to shreds

ran out of biccies lads

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are you my fellow hereford lad

Are you a hunk of garlic naan?
If not you're going to be ok.

They can't sack you for taking time off work sick and if it's the job that's causing it, or making it worse, they have to "make reasonable adjustments" and find you something to do with less walking, or get you a shop hopper perhaps.

Just got back from the hospital to see my dying uncle. He's 62 and got cancer, life is cruel lids.

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just ate a packet of a foxes double choc crunch creams followed by a packet of fig rolls

>Palestinians = Muslims
Palestinians come in all faiths you total mongs like Druze, Christian, Muslim and even Jewish.

*teleports a chocolate hobnob to you*
quick eat it before a greedy grobbler grabs it

Agreed. I wouldn't shag him.

>But I'm a vegetarian

No I'm not. I'll eat fish; chicken's my limit. Fish are not sentient beings in my view. They're swimming water plants.

SCEA wouldn't want it with ShipAnon lmao

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I can't remember where it was now it said 60 tons in 2017. I'm not sure I'd want an orchard anyway. I want to produce fruit, vegetables and potted flowers for resale I think they call that nursery stock or something.
How much land do you have? Is it your own or does it belong to your family? Where is it?
I've asked the local council whether they could rent me a whole allotment site they have 4 that are redundant.

Mate I'm not 'hard', per se. I've just got a ferocious temper.