What does this mean lads?

>be me
>working out in gym (with headphones in)
>go to dip station
>really qt girl that I often see in gym who i'm sure has seen me before comes and puts mat down right next to me, almost in my personal space
>think she usually does it in a similar spot though
>she does lots of sexy stretching exercises
>don't say anything to her, try not to look at her too much (other people around)
>go to do more workouts in other parts of the gym after my dip sets

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It sounds like she wants you to sex her. The good news is you avoiding her probably made her want you more. I would say you should try to ask her out based on my limited knowledge. good luck.

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I sure hope so lad. I think one time we walked near each other, I think we made eye contact I'm sure she almost smiled. Maybe i'm imagining things

she's really qt

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Yes my anonymous fellow I believe said female was quite fond of you. Consider propositioning her with a lovely dinner at the local fancy Italian restaurant.

next time she goes out of her way to be beside you. Just say hi

I had my earphones in

I think she often works out in the same spot. but i guess she didn't have to work out right next to me as there was plenty of other free space

Maybe you’ll talk to her, get her number, she’ll start playing texting games then she’ll start flirting with other guys in front of you at the gym because you’ve been ignoring her for playing games and then..oh wait that’s what happened to me. Gl user but I recommend not shitting where you eat if you don’t have many other options for gyms like me.

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>shitting where you eat
> the gym
lol how old are you

Try talking to her. However be warned that attempting to say hi to girls at the gym is the equivalent of rape in today's culture. Unless they consider you attractive.

Imagine if OP farted on her while she was inhaling after a grueling stretch. Thatd be so gross haha

Just take the advice zoomzoom

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i should also mention i think shes a bit taller than me. but maybe she doesn't mind

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because most people (americans) should reduce their rmeat/daiy intake.

In the modern era it's totally possible to live healthy and Jow Forums on a vegan diet.

Had a similar experience happen to me while I was in college
>be benching
>me and girl of my dreams make eye contact
>hold for what I felt like forever
>only two in the gym
>I smile
>she smiles
>goes on Smith machine sticking her ass out at me while glancing back
>she sees me mirin (her ass)
>squat form was shit
>grabs a yoga mat places it right in front of my mat
>ass still in my direction
>on set 2 of bench
>leave gym cause nervous
>still had 3 sets
>trip over her on my way to locker rooms
>spill all mine, and all the spaghetti of my ancestors in one foul swoup
>stumble out a s-sorry
>leave and never see her again
>mfw
:(
In my defense I went threw a nasty breakup a week before and lost all my confidence because of it

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no one asked faggot

if your workout is ruined and you have to change gyms because you texted a girl and it wasnt great youre not gonna make it

Did read anything else I said? Brainlet

yeah yourer a little bitch. you didnt like her texting and youre mad that she talks to other guys? just put your headphones in and do your workout

Yea her playing games in general then trying to get your attention by talking and flirting with guys while staring at you at the gym can be distracting.

if you already rejected her then why do you care

Go to the gym to lift and avoid the gym thots is the moral of my experience. Peace anons

Means that if you care about such petty nonsense you need to get out more and get more options. I used to worry about all this mundane dumb shit when I was virgin too. Now I can be in the gym and a girl can follow me around the gym the whole time, stretch in front of me, make conversation and I won't give a fuck.

I'm there to make gains not look at hoes

Thread/10

thats a weak unnecessary boundary. if you find a girl you like at the gym then date her.

you need to interact with more people in real life because that's just not true

It's never inappropriate to ask her how tall she is out of the blue.
You can flirt/tease/neg in any direction from here.

that seems really weird

BRO YOU CAN FLIRT ABOUT ANYTHING oh shit caps

Are we all part of some hivemind or something? This happened to me the other week too and i pondered the exact same things with the same reactions as well.

did you see her again what happened lad

>muscle girl in gym
>Probably 35
>Stands 6' easy
>Thick and toned in waist, hip ratio weird, vascular forearms, essentially no tits, muscle everywhere, about 180# 12 percent body fat
>Me 25, 6'3
>She speaks to me
>Voice husky with German accent
>Me: heh heh hi
>She flirting with me
>Goes on for awhile
>No gf for me at this time
>One day she asks me out
>Ok
>Meet on Saturday
>She's wearing a sundress and heels
>Looks weird but definitely can't fucking tell
>Sit on bench together
>Feels like a young Arny leaning on me.
>We get strange looks all day everywhere.
>Get back to my place after she pays for dinner
>Nervous af
>Housemate comes in
>He's nervous af
>Drink a lot
>She doesn't drink
>Go to bed
>She says she's shy about her body
>Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>Leave lights on
>She stands and drops her sundress
>No panties and no bra
>Ripped AF
>Perfect shaved pussy.

I couldn't believe it.

you were expecting a dick?

Would you have fucked if it was dude

Not expecting but afraid

No

did you fug?

post the rest of the story faggot

i dont believe u

>Hop into bed together
>Turn out light now that it's safe, heh
>When on her side her hip has nicer curve
>Titties tiny
>Hard large muscle everywhere
>I can't move her around like normal girl even though she's submissive in bed. Just heavy and large
>Erection kind of 6/10
>Just think of a chick I like while making out with her
>She's into it
>Hard girl muscles flexing all over her
>Kind of her age turns me off a bit too
>Genuinely feels like I'm in bed with a guy.
>Think more of a hot chick
>Get it up
>Her calloused hands feel like they could rip my dick off
>Get in the saddle
>On her back her tits are gone
>Pussy sopping wet and firm AF
>She's moaning in husky voice
>Genuinely feels like a swole guy beneath me
>Think more of creampieing in my fantasy girl
>Come fairly hard before she does
>Start a kind of relationship
>Ultimately decided she was too old
>Had to get new gym later.

Sadly she passed away age 39 from a drunk driver head-on.

FFS if there is another gym closer by, and you have a moment ask her if she has ever been there, and you are in

Rip Arnie Barbie

rip

on the one hand: you fucking tard. On the other hand: you fucking tard. But on the third hand, which I hid from you, it's aight bruh. There'll be plenty plenty more. So long as you've learned from this. You saw the signals, good, next time embrace your inner chad and say hello.

Also, there was a fourth hand: you fucking tard.

Fuck her

Thank you dear Sir, I would knee before her and recite a poem them give her flowers and propose her a romantic date.

I have applied my best cologne and a suit top while wearing my gym pants + sneakers. People stare at me at the gym but they are just jealous. She will be here any minute now.

She came in but she pissed herself while doing heavy squats. I went and smelled her urine when she walked away... Not sure if I can make any advances now. What do?

>deadlifts
>i pull heavy, mog entire gym ez
>cute skinny 5'nothing chick is staring
>another day shes doing same exercises as i do in front of me
>notice her glancing at me throughout the workout
>sometimes catch her looking my direction and her female friend looking at her giggling from other side of gym

Shes extremely cute and im just tall gymcel with good frame
Spoke to her casually once, but didnt ask any personals, just wanted to break ice.

Wish i wasnt autistic

Now you workout in the same spot from now on. Next time you see her just smile and say hi.