>Tfw epic fail
Tfw epic fail
Thomas Watson
Gavin Turner
"What do you mean you failed the toilet paper roll test, big brother user? But it's so easy..?
Austin Jenkins
I pass, cant even fit my head in it
Henry Russell
I didn't pass, this is exactly why I must be a sissy
Jack Martin
What if your dick is 2 inches long but like a beer can? That still fails right?
Connor Perez
not sure if short or just too thicc
Easton Baker
>tfw pass, not a virgin but still a miserable fuck with no gf
You incel have it easy, once you know something you can't "un-know" it.
Liam Gutierrez
pfft only a virgin would be capable of making up this "test".
lol
Christian Russell
My dick would probably fit if my head wasn't so big.
Nathaniel Sanchez
I pass but I don't think it's really a good test my dick is like a half inch over 7" and it's good I'm happy with it but that's pretty average I don't think even if you do fit it doesn't matter if you're under 8" a girl that's had a bigger dick will always long for it. I just wish I could stretch and bury as deep as shit and be the biggest they've had. but oh well I'm just normal and insignificant
Brandon Howard
yeah it definitely stems from some teenager bullshit
Chase Brown
The test is mainly for girth, dummy.
Jeremiah Reyes
GOT THE WHOLE TIP IN BUT COULDN'T GO FURTHER DUE TO EXTREME GIRTH
Jack Edwards
>missed the whole point of my post
I have girth, my cock is good technically. but in a world where bigger and more is better I feel lacking even though I've been told my dick feels great and goes deep I know they're lying. I have a complex where I'm sure the girls I have been with have had huge cock and I don't meet the expectations. they cum I cum but I'm still insecure. btw I've been with 4 girls and 1 which was long term(7years) and the other 2 were one year each idk I guess there's my stats
Luis Hughes
NICE COCK BRO, GIRTH GANG REPRESENT
Henry Rodriguez
>epic fail
From the thumbnail, I thought it said "end it".
Sebastian Davis
Nice "i have sex" post faggot kys
Eli Baker
>he doesn't know the average vagina depth is 506 inches
>he doesn't know that the clitoris has more nerve endings than the cervix
Luke Ortiz
what if your cock curves too much to fit?
Bentley Hughes
>506
5-6* lnches
Owen Thomas
>he doesn't know the average vagina depth is 506 inches
>506 inches
Carter Richardson
you are an insecure faggot
just because someone has a big dick doesn't mean they actually know how to use it.
clearly neither do you
Kayden Hughes
>my dick is like a half inch over 7" and it's good I'm happy with it but that's pretty average
You could not be more wrong
Brayden Miller
>all averages include the fat pad, or are bone-pressed
so the actual average is even lower than these wow
Christian Davis
>five hundred and six inches
wouldn't surprise me, the thot is an unfathomable depth
Zachary Murphy
>all length measurements include the fat pad, or are bone-pressed
Which fucking retard made this?
Samuel Wilson
>He's not gaywad
Dominic Wood
i want to take a stroll inside of a vagina
Zachary Reed
>tfw pass the length test but fail the girth
ITS NOT FAIR!
Jackson Howard
>mfw the brits/europeans will start to see this post, and all cry in shame because they don't know that their tp tubes are bigger than US ones
Grayson Robinson
My dick doesn't go in naturally, but I can force it.
Lucas Jenkins
>42 feet deep
>almost 13 meters
>cock isn't even 1 meter long
fuk
Nolan Harris
toilet rolls don't have a standardised size, mate
Ian Nguyen
Can't fit anything past the tip. Just from a side-by-side comparison by dick is slightly longer than the roll itself.
Ayden Long
>Tfw cock passes both tests and cock
>belongs to virgin with no interest in >having having sex with anyone but Senpai (really cute Cuban/spanish girl from church) and even the n not until we're married.
Jack Murphy
Too thicc, im 7" x 6.5
Asher Robinson
>7" x 6.5
same measures right here, senpai (except I'm uncut)
When you graps your dick in a "ok" sign, do your fingers still touch each other?
Nathan Foster
>paper roll gets stuck halfway through
d-do I pass?
Andrew Ramirez
Does this count as "passing" or as "failing"?
David Young
WTF not even my dildo passes , jesus who comes up with these tests anyway
Christopher Morris
that looks stuck
Angel Hill
>Whales get out.
Joshua Murphy
Do you cheat on your dildo with bigger dildos?
Jaxson Morgan
not him but no unless i compress it
Bentley Price
>Tfw 5.7"
>2.5' girth
Literally WHAT is the point of living
Kevin Turner
Guess i pass, don't know how this helps my life, but i guess that's one less fail...
William Walker
What classification does this come under
Jackson Garcia
Lay off the bagged and boxed processed food tubby
Zachary Diaz
Toilet paper rolls come in different sizes.
Kevin Smith
That was from years ago friend, I lost most of it
Carter Peterson
A scientist who understands that measurements are only useful if they have a control, so they cut out variables that can skew the data.
Christopher Jenkins
heh im epic fail. not like ive used it in years anyways. so it goes.
congrats to all the guys with pass and fail
Robert Johnson
7.2 x 4.5
What is the fuck point of have a pencil for a dick its like have plate of food but no mouth.
[Spoiler] mfw I didn't realise for an entire year when I heard of the tp test, even worse the different brands of toilet paper here have different sized tubes, and the girth of the toilet paper tubes I use has a 6.5 inch girth for fuck sake [/spoiler]
Brandon Sanchez
Did I also mention I'm fucking retarded that can't format as well.
Josiah Sanders
>retarded that can't
Oh no turns out I really am fucking thick just not in the right place
Nolan Smith
What if you can only get it in when you're soft and it goes all the way through?
Nolan Williams
I was about to say that. Good luck having sex m8
Tyler Ross
What if it only goes past the head and then gets stuck?