>I never understood the point of anal.
>It's like two retards were talking and one said: "how about we invent a new form of sex, I call it 'anal sex' it's basically gay sex without being gay".
>unless the person you are anally fucking hasn't eaten in 12+ hours and has been heavily anally cleansed, you are basically sticking your dick in a chunk of shit. Let me ask you a question: would you ever stick your dick into a pile of dog shit in a sock? no? then why would you do anal? it's the same thing
>Gross
>(unless you're fucking a dude) women can't get pleasure from the anal cavity so it's closer to a blowjob then actual sex
>requires lube and if not used can result in damage, tearing, or prolapsing
>can easily turn into a shit covered mess if gone wrong
Why the fuck do people enjoy anal sex?
Anal is retarded
because the prostate exists and feels good to poke with things.
Because sticking stuff where it isn't supposed to go is just how humanity works.
It causes the woman pain or discomfort, and it is gratifying to hurt women.
>he doesn't give women a nice hatefuck painal session and never call them back
anal feels good. way better than vaginal granted that i'm rubbing my clit. what the fuck are you on about?
>women can't get pleasure from the anal cavity so it's closer to a blowjob then actual sex
That's the point.
Sex should be painful and humiliating for women.
learn to greentext newtard
There shouldn't be any shit in the rectum if you aren't minutes away from needing to take a shit.
That's not how greentexting works at all
Lurk moar
I fucking love you guys. This is what Chad thinks, Robots. And it's right. Try to think more like this.
Yep. Stop "Respecting wimin" and trying to be the loving and romantic lover. Women WANT you to use them like cock sleeves and fuck them nice and hard and deep and rough. I mean, if you're Chad that is...
Is that really worth getting said thing covered in shit?
>yeah my phone's battery works, granted it's plugged in.
>you have to fap in order to receive pleasure while there's a dick in your ass
Just do oral or a 69 it's more efficient
I guess you're right, but what if the woman goes to the bathroom, and takes a shit, depending on qualities of the shit, you may end up sliding your dick on shit skid marks.
Sounds like something a scorpio thot would say
you're all missing a very vital point, I am not "Respecting wimin", It's just that I DON'T WANT TO STICK MY DICK IN SHIT, and would rather go for a blowjob or pussy. And when it comes to hate fucking i'd rather just fuck her until her pussy is sore.
But what if you're always minutes away from needing to take a shit?
That's what soap is for you imbecile. You little young bastards are always scared of getting dirty.
>Rough fuck women in the ass while you slap them and pull their hair and then laugh as you watch them walk crooked when you kick them out after you pump a load in their ass.
This is what you guys are talking about and you're on R9K. How many of you are Chad caliber to be able to do this?
Fembots deserve to be mercilessly sodomized
someone call that based ass poster who spams anti anal copypastas on all the porn boards please.
I've done it with exes
I've always hated the idea of anal sex as well. Any time the switch to anal in porn, I turn it right the fuck off. It's so disgusting. The vagina is meant for sex. How could the asshole be better at that role? It's unsanitary and largely unlubricated. Just awful.