>Nice to meet you Mr. user, i'm your daughter's boyfriend.
How do you react?
Nice to meet you Mr. user, i'm your daughter's boyfriend
Nice to meet you jerome you seem very polite
Sorry bud, but you have the wrong fella. I don't have a daughter. Have a good one though.
MY NAME AIN'T JEROME NIGGA
what's your job, tyrese?
"It's all so tiresome."
oregenno
holy shit this made me laugh more than i wanted to
who the kankerfuck are you? im 19 get out of my room before i call the police.
I mean, a fella's gotta protect his honor, knowatimsayin?
>CY 4
>not letting time-traveling migrants into your room to discuss your future daughter's sexual life
Shiggy diggy Chronophobe
You're fired nigga
Don't make me use the flash, boy.
Hello,what have you stolen today
Im female
I do not want niggers in my home.
>only your daughter's heart, sir. Want me to tell you about how we met?
>CIS scum
>current year
"Hello nice to meet you. And please, call me user. Mr. user was my father. You are... Ted, right? Well then, would you like to stay for dinner?"
cool, marry me and shit?
no you're not faggot, get off the pink pill
Id give him the tony soprano treatment
I shake his hand and thank him for the opportunity. I've been down on my luck and I'm glad he's offering me a job. Sometimes having a coalburning slut daughter pays off.
I'll allow it, the ghetto ones wouldn't show up in a dress shirt and necktie
grrr! im insecure because you have a bigger penis and more sexual charisma than me!!!
Based and grrrpilled
I immediately go down under the desk, unzip his flies and start deepthroating his cock hoping that it's still covered in my daughters pussy juice
I'll be your daughter daddy. please pound my boipucci and fill me with your superior black seed.
I plan on stealing all my daughter's boyfriends.
>Oh, hey, yeah, nice to meet yah son!
>You work at McDonald's you say? A hard working man like you deserves a better position, come work for me!
>Sorry honey, Jamal and I have a gold game that day. No he can't cancel, he needs to meet Mr. Goldstein, this could be his big break!
>Hey Jamal, ever been to a strip club? Money, naw, it's on me. Let me show you how we party like it's 1985.
>Come on Jamal, don't be a pussy. A few lines never hurt anyone. You have to do coke at a strip club!
>What's that dear? Jamal is working overtime again? I'm sorry to hear that, he's just more concentrated on his career.
>You broke up with Jamal?! He's such a good fellow. I guess I should let him go at the company, before it gets awkward.
i thought this was a job interview
give him a phone and let him call his mother.
its the last time they are going to talk.