Friends with a group of girls

>"Why is the middle part in the way of the stick?"

Women don't care about anything but what gives them the most sexual pleasure and status. Everything in their life revolves around their holes and what they're shoving in them.

A virgin man is probably not going to be all that good at sex (meanwhile she thinks her job is to just lie there) and since he hasn't been fucking a different person every week he is still capable of pair bonding and they don't like that unless it's provider time.

If you want Christian girlfriend, go to church, you dumb fuck!

I'm too lonely and autistic to attend church. they would probably think I'm there to shoot it up

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just lie fuckhead christ you're dumb

>Do all women think this way?

>I do not want responsibility for some guy falling for me, that would limit my life
>I want to fuck around!
>I fall for Chads fuks
>Wtf, why is Chad such an asshole and does not want responsibility for some girl falling for him and limiting his life!
Pottery

i know this feel user, when i first got saved i looked all over for a church i could be a part of and find a wife in, but when you're just a single guy everyone thinks you're a creep, but they will never tell you, just talk about you behind your back and smile in your face during service
then the more sundays you attend the more looks people give you, ladies hurry their kids out of your path when they see you walking towards their direction and people generally seem like they're forcing themselves to be friendly to you while secretly hoping you never show up
then it becomes near impossible to get a wife in that church because all they know about you are whatever rumors that the older ladies tell them
sorry to ramble, i grew up in church culture and it made me atheist, until my adult life when God showed me truth and i started reading the bible for myself
the bible is the absolute biggest red/black/gold pill there is and i wish everyone knew it
sorry i'm rambling again...
tl;dr: God will give you a wife if He wants you to have one, pray sincerely and ask for His guidance
God bless you user

>How the fuck is anyone supposed to get ahead in this life?
By being born Chad and becoming sexually active when you're 13, the one stage in life women don't mind fucking virgins. After that the begin enforcing the strict "you need to have sex before to have sex", excluding all virgins forever and ensuring Chad just keeps getting more and more.

>Do all women think this way?
Yes.

Women don't want men to love them too much.

Then people wonder why they're dying in droves from drug abuse after they hit 30.

cbsnews.com/news/drug-overdose-deaths-skyrocket-among-middle-aged-women-cdc-reports/

>America's drug crisis is taking a deadly toll on a group you might not expect: middle-aged women. A new report from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reveals that drug overdose deaths among females aged 30 to 64 have skyrocketed in recent years.

>According to the report, from 1999 to 2017, the drug overdose death rate in this age group more than tripled. The rate rose 260 percent, from 6.7 deaths per 100,000 people (4,314 overdose deaths total) to 24.3 per 100,000 (18,110 deaths).

Exactly.

It's like when an employer already wants you to have a job before they hire you; a women's interest in a man skyrockets if he's already in a relationship.

It's fundamentally unfair but welcome to how awful women are.

I don't even know why this has to be Christian. 79 million people have HPV in the Untied States because everyone has to fuck and suck each other like deranged animals before forming a relationship.

It's incredibly how little value is placed on creating a bond and getting to know someone before being physically intimate. Just an endless supply of single mothers and fucked up kids because God fucking forbid you get to know each other and grow together before having sex.

so dont tell them youre a virgin. lie out your ass. whats the worst thats going to happen? you fuck her and she thinks youre bad at sex. wow, who cares, shes a skank.

The thing is, I get the feeling normies can often detect if you're a virgin or not, or at least whether or not you are generally sucessful with women and sexually experienced.

There are many potential indicators that will signal to them that you're one of those kind of people. Not just obvious stuff like being ugly, obese, poor hygiene...etc. More subtle things like being quiet, introverted, lacking confidence and assertiveness, a relatively small social circle...etc.

I mean I literally feel like I can make a pretty good guess as to how sexually experienced someone is based on these things and I'm pretty autistic and atypical personality wise. If I can do that then normies should be able to do it no problem.

They sound like a bunch of superficial skanks. Are you sure they're actually your friends? I told my current and only gf that I'm a 28 year old virgin and she was fine about it because she actually likes me.

yea thats just all in your head. you need to learn how to lie and be fake as shit better. there are plenty of cute girls that are absolute degenerate whores and you would never think that of them because they know how to hide it.

>I get the feeling normies can often detect
lr2 pokerface, most people can't really "detect" shit, at best they note your lonely and painridden mood.
I am not a virgin, and when I am in the right mood for being around people there is no doubt about that in others. But comes my depressive "I feel so lonely and I wish I had steady gf to love and stay with" phase and people that note it will actually still ask if I am a virgin.

Yeah sorry but I just don't agree with you. Normal people especially are highly tuned social creatures and can read people very well often without even thinking about it. We literally analyze miniscule behaviors like eye movements, facial expressions, mannerisms, subtle changes in tone of voice, speech patterns...etc entirely automatically and subconsciously. This is all well documented. These are skills we have evolved over thousands of years. It's not something you can fool easily.

you fool, they're saying they wouldn't have a one night stand/friends with benefits thing with a virgin, because you don't want to date a FWB.
Women who are looking for relationships and not casual sex are usually fine/happy with virgins. I'd want to date a virgin guy

>posting this girl

Her boyfriend is some greasy lanklet drug dealer

Reminder women are shallow whores.

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>highly tuned social creatures and can read people very well
Those people exist, but you vastly overestimate the vapid mediocre mass of normalfags and their attention span.

>as they fear he'd get too attached
This is ideal scenario though.

all this doesnt really even matter. no one is going to ask you if youre a virgin after you hit like 27 years old. at worst theyll use their epic social analyzation normie skills and think youre just a bit weird and thats pretty much it. normies are self absorbed twats and they generally dont give a shit about you.

>Women who are looking for relationships
Those actually are pretty quick to snatch someone up, and, as it is nearly turned in to a social requirement to spend time on being "teh partygurl" today, they will try to do some from the pool of guys they casually fuck.
Much easier and less awkward to slide into that sort of RL.

Don't tell them. Act like you fuck lots of girls.

They say they hate those guys but they always fuck those guys

All of the advice in this thread is shit. Don't lie and say that you aren't a virgin. She'll think you really suck in bed if she thinks you fuck like that with experience. A lot of women like the idea of taking a man's virginity. Just wait until you find one of those and go with her, she can teach you what to do so you don't look like a fool with some bitch who hates virgins. Also, why would you want to be with a woman who dislikes you for being you? Wait until you find the right one.

>Cristian
>Lefty
MonkaThink

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This plus no one wants go be the odd one out of the group.

this post was obviously written by a femanon who is trying to keep you a virgin. no, girls do not want virgins after the age of like 20. virgin men are repulsive to women.

I went to an all boys catholic school and girls from our sister schools are fucking like rabbits.

We are probably not gonna make it.

Jesus would be a nazbol, user.

just don't tell them you idiot.

Why would you want a subservient slave for a wife? Why would you want your children to grow up to be subservient slaves (sons AND daughters)? Do you not care about the future of your race, or the quality of mankind?

Alright, let me get this straight for you : nothing stands out more than having no experience in sex. That's going to be ankward af not only your first time but the first 20 or so. Now imagine being a girl and being used to people that had steady relationship ie sex more than 50-100 times, then having someone that isn't even able to do a proper kiss or put it in her vagina without fucking up. And that's assuming you can get it up, if you're stressed as fuck you might not be able to. Also you might cum ultra early. Those things happens even with experienced men.
So yeah, might as well be honest with this one, or practice with hookers beforehand.

It's the Circle of Life user. Girl wants Chad, Chad pumps and dumps, Virgin picks up the pieces, girl wants Chad again. It never ends.

Might as well add you here.

Not all women, just those who aren't virgins anymore. Which is pretty much most women

Based Varg poster comin in hot!

I lost it at 26 boys. Now i look back and wonder why i was ever so concerned with sex. It's not that big a deal whether you have it or not.

>he lost his virginity before he hits wizard age
Leave, Chad.

>You don't tell them.
>just lie fuckhead christ you're dumb
>so dont tell them youre a virgin. lie out your ass.
>you need to learn how to lie
>Don't tell them. Act like you fuck lots of girls.
>>just don't tell them you idiot.

so what do all you faggots advise someone to do if they're a bad liar? People see right through me and always have. I've never been able to get away with the most trivial of deceptions.

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TeIl them the truth.

based dubs of truth
What's wrong with being a virgin? I'm a 21yo volcel. I mean women have fetishes too, it probably isn't that uncommon for a girl to have a manlet fetish, or a virgin fetish like some men do.

the problem is women or she would read your comment and still think her bf is top shit.

this doesn't exist ya brainlet

what do you think makes women "assume" that i'm not a virgin?

do you think i need to tell them?

being a good liar isn't about telling good lies. that's a bad liar loaded with tells.

it's about telling only part of the truth. nobody needs to know.

for most girls a virgin guy is a turn off. i dont know why this is even a discussion. there are girls who do like virgins but theyre so rare they might as well not even exist. there a girls into scat too, do you think you will ever actually meet one? probably not

>it probably isn't that uncommon for a girl to have a manlet fetish, or a virgin fetish like some men do.

it is uncommon. women who are into insecure men are usually rape victims or similar. their interest is partially due to the fact they feel safe and not threatened. this type of woman is actually very rare... i'd guess 1/100 at best.

women with rape fantasies and women who like to be dominated and told what to do?

1/2 at least.

If they think you have had sex and you have the prowess of a virgin they will leave you. They will forgive you if they know it's the first time.

you know you can just tell them after it's done right? if she's as understanding as you think she is then she'd be ok with it. we all know they totally won't be, because women are shit

Then the trust is broken because you didn't tell her before. Why would you want to have sex with someone you don't even feel comfortable telling you're a virgin?

Why would you even mention that you're a virgin if you want to get laid by a degenerate roastie? If you're willing to throw your precious virginity away for nothing then just lie when if they ask you if you're a virgin. You could always say it's been a while or that you have a lot on your mind if they're suspicious during the deed. kys

oh fucking well, that's the price that comes with being a virgin over a certain age. girls dont want a 26+ year old virgin. after it's done just say you were embarrassed to tell her, if she actually likes you she'd probably be fine, if she doesn't oh well you're not a virgin anymore.

Get attached? What up with the "virgin walk" I had sex with someone heard a girl say he does the virgin walk.

>girls dont want a 26+ year old virgin.
That's exactly what I wanted. There are women who will want you. You just need to find another adult virgin, they are out there. I also know women who like virgins because they like the idea of having someone become attached to them. Not ideal but the point is they are out there.

yea but you aren't a normie girl, you're on r9k.

They're talking about one-night stands. No one wants a one-night stand who gets attached.
Ask them if they would *date* a guy who's a virgin and you'll get very different answers.

Why on earth would you want a normie girl?

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>women consider attachment to be bad
why are they such a meme? how can a species evolve with its females being insane

because that's what most women are? its not like femanons want us lol

so she doesnt cut off my pipi in my sleep