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Post your looksmaxxing routines

>mewing
>squintmaxing
>cold showers
>calisthenics
>neck and face exercises

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I went and got my eyebrows done
its time to take the roastiepill anons, and just get good at "natural" makeup and beauty so roasties think you are a natural adonis

How do you even squintmax, satan?

can you imagine the rocket propulsion of quality of life if he looked like that

I took a shower and watched Captain Marvel and Wonder Woman 5 times yesterday. Immediately transformed into chris hemsworth.

>squintmaxing
The fuck is that
>cold showers
useless, only increases cortisol, just shower at a medium temperature
>calisthenics
Yeah if you want that twink body. At least do weighted calisthenics
>neck and face exercises
I do neck exercises, but what exercises can you do with your face?

fwhr is too high on this guy. have you not seen that the preference is around 1.8 or so?

just like how 7+ inches is the getting uncomfortable stage for most women.

Although gay men and closet cases DO think a higher fwhr is better apparently.

How long does it take to see the effects of mewing?

like 20 years

Tighter neck is instant. Jaw muscles a few weeks.

squintmaxxing is to constantly squint to imitate hunter eyes

face exercises might be mewing; proper tongue posture

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You can mirror smile to get cheekbone muscle gains plus the social gains from training your smile.

Holy shit you must be retarded to actually believe in this. Stop being so fucking insecure and find an actual hobby.

why u crying normie you probably got lucky genetics
mirin my eye gains?
I'm squinting rn too

>>mewing
mewing is pseudoscience. Any lookism browsers will tell you the same (proper tongue posture is important but it won't magically shape your bones, it's still better than mouth breathing)
mike mew had wrap-around jaw implants which is just funny and bleedingly obvious.
If you press your tongue on your PALATE THINKING IT'S GONNA SHAPE THE BONE YOU'RE LITERALLY A FUCKING RETARD KILL YOURSELF
So glad to be born with a PERFECT sharp gonion, a good gonial angle and a good mandible and projected lower third. Also great maxilla and palate.
Fuck you delusional mouthbreathing dolts.
>>neck and face exercises
This is actually good
stretch your facial muscles and do deadlifts to get a huge neck

also
>tfw don't have to squintmaxx
thank fucking christ
Always been told I have good eyes.
Positive canthal tilt, hooded, long medial canthus length (seriously really long), good brow ridge and zygos and nose ridge providing more hooded eyes for me, no scleral show, no upper eyelid exposure ever...
thank fucking christ
the only problem I have is they're brown.

I always assumed it only works if you're still growing (under 18)

>finasteride
>minoxidil
>HGH
>multivitamins
>collagen
>laser hair removal

Doesn't moving your face around a lot give you more wrinkles?

Nothing will help me, I'm just short with mental scarring
>just get leg surgery bro!
Sure, I'll pay thousands of dollars that I don't have and would rather spend on anything else to have some foreign doctors routinely break my fucking legs over and over again for a few years just so I can have the rest of my body look weird and out of proportion, and still be too short for most women because there's a limit to how tall that surgery makes you.
>just get therapy bro!
Therapy is a meme and can't undo behaviors caused by nearly two decades of almost non stop abuse. Don't even get me started on the psychs, prescriptions are what caused things to go from bad to worse in the first place, now I have gaps in my fucking memory. Most of the bad shit is still there, with the added benefit of almost all of the few good memories I had to be wiped from my mind.
Fuck the pills and fuck the kikes that shill it to kids.

Not even then, unless you already fucked up your maxilla, mandibular angle or gonions got recessed or I don't know what.
It's literally bullshit. You won't reach any ''genetic potential'' as it's our natural tongue posture. A palate can't be sculpted by your fucking tongue.
And remember, all those ''jaw gains'' go away in a matter of DAYS if you stop it. if their theory about your palate is true then Sean O'pry would've done mewing already. He has godlike bones yet a small palate. Don't you think he would've fucking done something about it? It's because you can't do anything. And if the theory is true then that area would act like 'gains'' where they would go away if you stopped pressing your palate. It would also mean bonesmashing theory works.
It fucking doesn't. I feel sorry for all the genetic waste in this thread.

>healthy diet (no sugar, no processed food, whole foods, good protein, lots of water)
>weighted calisthenics
>neck exercises
>24/7 mewing since birth
>trim upper body hair
>trim monkey leg hair in summer
>teeth whitening strips
>aloe vera face moisturizer

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>tfw unironically squintmaxed when I was 15
I also foreheadmaxed by raising my eyebrows permanently and cheekmaxed by sucking in my cheeks. Can't believe I was that fucking stupid, delusional and insecure. I literally have the most cringe life in the world.

>posting a picture of bladee
>a swede with a shit mandibular angle, subhuman skull, who is dolichocephalic and a literal ectomorph subhuman
>negative canthal tilt on his mong eyes
l o l at you

This is so strangely autistic. Stop being a massive homoerotic faggot cringelord

Its not exactly about the tongue but the consistent upward pressure for anteface. I could see it going away when you stop. Obviously you would never stop because it would become a habit.

Does arguing against your own made up opponents help you, or do you find it has a negative impact (big or small) on your mental wellbeing?

>tfw not ugly
>tfw dont have to """""looksmax""""" cope

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Just covering any bases, because I know some retard will suggest one or both of them at some point and say I want to be this way because their advice is shit.

>tfw shoulderlet
this is true suffering. there's no surgery, no lifted shoes, no exercise that can save me. it's impossible to hide and impossible to fix

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there are shoulder implants

By moving your lower eyelid higher to fraud a better eye area.

this guy never stood a chance

on all levels except physical I am punpun

nice trips, but also, how do cold showers help?

>clearer skin
>smoother hair
>better blood circulation

Okay. Thanks for answering the question.

wasted gains, holy shit

that look of despair holy shit

Is this an improvement or not? What do you think

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Front. Imo it is. Dude should do some neck workout though.

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Lol I bet you look like this faggot

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You are sad and pathetic

>>HGH
>multivitamins
>collagen
what are these for

his jaw looks comically exaggerated from the side
front augmentation looks fine

>drink 2 liters of water everyday
>exercise for better posture, bigger muscles, healthier skin
>jaw exercises to get a longer wider protruding jaw
>petroleum jelly applied to eyelashes and lips which extends the eyelashes for a better eye area, and moisturizes the lips
>plucking unibrow, nose hair and shaving any facial hair, shaving eyebrows is a don't
>train neck to appear more masculine
>wear sunscreen even if it's not sunny outside, don't want an hour of sun exposure everyday to take away years of looking good
>most of all be born with the right genetics
After doing these a teen, I had 10+ girls crushing on me and it felt good looking in the mirror.

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Lmao I love you fuckin autists. Just amazing

>it's our natural tongue posture. A palate can't be sculpted by your fucking tongue.
Way to contradict yourself. If it's so natural, as in "everyone does it", why do so many people have narrow palates and lack space for their tongue? How would a palate get narrow when it has to grow around the tongue?

>Smoke weed
>Bath every 4th day
>Swallow my own semen
>Jerk off 3 times a day
>Eat alot of unhealthy food
>Smoke 25+ cigs a day
>2 energi drinks atleast a day
And i still get girls, not sure why, but they like a slob like me

They have shit tongue posture you fucking mong. That's why. You're all inbreds and freaks.
So glad I'm not you. Mouthbreathing, inbred dolts.

>they have narrow palates due to shit tongue posture
>a palate can't be sculpted by your tongue
At least stay consistent in your autistic rage.

So mewing IS beneficial, yes? What are you going on about?

You all sound like a bunch of fags
You do know that there are other boards that love circlejerking like you?
>>>soc
>>>fit
>>>fa
Go there you faggots, why the fuck are you posting this gay shit here

Just breathe through your nose for a good jawline. The rest of your face will probably not follow suit but a good jawline can save you

No my friend.
GET FUCKING READING COMPREHENSION YOU UTTER MONGOLOID
I said, and I'll regurgitate for you and this seething manlet and his tiny palate
here it is, ready? Let this soak into your fucking brain you actual mong:
>mewing is ONLY AND ONLY beneficial to you, slightly so, if your palate isn't wide enough due to shit tongue posture and MOUTH BREATHING, otherwise it won't ever fix your MANDIBULAR ANGLE ever in your entire fucking life, that's literally pseudoscience
>so, if you have a normal palate and jaw, and you don't mouthbreathe, then, mewing and pushing your tongue against your upper palate won't fucking do anything, so don't be autistic sleeping or walking around literally vacuuming your fucking tongue to your palate, it's the normal position so it won't do anything U N L E S S you're already fucked

I don't know if I explained it well enough but I better hope it's enough this time.
again
>mewing only does something if you've already fucked your palate and your mandible or chin are already recessed, from mouth breathing, so you will also have more and more breathing problems
If you mew and you never mouth breathed in your life... It won't do shit. If your chin/mandible is recessed it's because of your shit genetics. If so I bet you're northern european. It would be no wonder desu

>omg you ACTUAL fucking retard! you ABSOLUTE idiot
Sounds like you don't have an optimal airway if your body can't regulate this tard rage of yours.

You haven't really explained much of anything, you're just saying "it's this way because I say so". Why can't the maxilla rotate?

>If your chin/mandible is recessed it's because of your shit genetics.
So most people have at least a slightly recessed face because their genetic coding decided to slowly pull their mandible into their airway? The phrase "born with good looks" is retarded because that's the case for everyone unless they have cleft palate or something.

Pic related forced his the back of his tongue up hard for years.

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>Why can't the maxilla rotate?

l o l
>Why don't BONES shape shift like I want them to by me magically pushing my fucking palate? ree
I replied to that pic ages ago.
here you go, to elaborate and refute you even more than I already have:
>left pic is where he has an unflexed, relaxed jaw with his subhuman dolichocephalic skull and absolutely no mandible or gonion let alone having a gonial angle without even having a gonion
>left pic is taken from under angle, right is from his straight angle
>left is unflexed right is flexed

His jaw is still weak, his chin is RECESSED, he still has NO gonion or mandible or gonial angle
So, different angle, haircut, and flexed jaw and lightning apparently are the results of MEWING?
Are you fucking retarded? lol @ you
if anyone can be a model with a godlike jaw if they mew, why aren't there actually such people everywhere? Why doesn't the average jaw have a 0 degree angle?
your brain is mush.

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>autistic looking white kid on the left
>fucking spic on the left

*right, motherfuck

>>why can't my BONE move when applying force to my BONE?
The sutures don't fuse, so why not? You still haven't answered.

>hair grazing his ear means I can't compare the rest of his face
>his chin going down while tilting his head upwards vs chin pointing up while in level head posture is lighting

>if anyone can be a model with a godlike jaw if they mew
I never said that, nor should anybody.

>his subhuman dolichocephalic skull
Being beetlebrowed, aka bracchycephalic is not attractive. People will look at you and assume you're stupid, and they'll be right 90% of the time.

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Palate is overrated. Look at Cavil or Opry they have subhuman palates.

Dont fall for palate expansion surgery for aesthetic reasons.

how is this even possible? how can he look so pathetic buffed?

wtf is any of that shit lol. 99% of all that crap is bs anyway

I think HGH is for muscle mass (but also enlarges your heart so don't go too far)
Vit A at least gives you a natural glow (what tanning tries to imitate)
Collagen to slow joint ageing maybe, and skin? (examine.com/supplements/type-ii-collagen/)