why don't you go to the gym and have cute girls help you?
Why don't you go to the gym and have cute girls help you?
Isaac Scott
Samuel Sanders
because a girl would not be able to spot me when I max out because I am no longer a noodle-limbed child, plus actual gym thots aren't as good as 2D gym thots
Elijah Sanchez
>tfw no wheyfu to motivate me
Oliver Powell
Because between 14 and 19 I lifted weights and did shadow boxing.
I used to hike, camp, fish and even snow shoe the odd time.
I once walked over ten miles, foot blisters and thighs chafed and still got home.
I'm done being 180 and thanks to booze and cigarettes I'm too lazy to workout again.
I also work all week which is physical so I'd rather not work out again.
Andrew Johnson
>swn give you a bicepjob
y even liv
Ian Stewart
sauce pls
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Ayden Clark
OP cleat\rly never went to a fucking gym, otherwise h'ed know that:
1. girls only do three exercices: pussypulls, squats and hip thrusts WITH AS LITTLE WEIGHT AS POSSIBLE.
2. women are afraid of barbells and dumbells bigger than 5kg
3. 99.999999% of them are thots
Juan Ramirez
Shay Massey desu
Nathaniel Wood
>tfw recently met girl who goes to the gym almost daily
>tfw she asked me if I wanted to work out with her
>tfw the first time we kind of hung out together she made out with me
Mason Cox
>girls
>being nice to someone who looks like me
pick one
Elijah Roberts
is she buff?
Adam Moore
>cute girls at the gym
The gyms I go to must not be so lucky.
Cooper Foster
Everywhere but her arms and chest. If you like girls who look like dudes you're probably a closet gay.
Elijah White
but how is she going to bully you if she's dyel?
Lucas Bell
because not everyone is a faggot who likes to be bullied by females. some of us like the natural role of male dominant female submissive and find the role of male bitch female master pathetic and unmanly. So keep your faggy unman ways to yourself nancy
Jacob Stewart
it's pretend desu
girls can't bully you but it's nice when they look like they can
buff girls are more fun in bed because they last longer and you can wrestle and playfight without hurting them
Jason Davis
Because I'd be too distracted
Ian Rogers
>tfw no shota bf to train into a beefcake and marry
Owen James
>I was merely pretending to be retarded!!
a original post
Austin Davis
Being called pathetic and faggy just gets me hard. Joke's on you big guy you're the faggot now, why you getting dudes off?
Owen Sanchez
>implying you wouldn't tap that
liar
Jackson Walker
we're not talking about me user stop trying to switch things up like that.
we're talking about you're pretending to be retarded bs. stop trying to backpedal now that you're on blast
pathetic
Sebastian Martinez
>he's completely unaware of how women like to be treated in bed
Ultravirgin detected.
Jaxon Roberts
original comment
You have been muted for 4 seconds
Landon Cox
I honestly think that user is legitimately retarded. He would have to be to be lurking on here.
Jeremiah Gray
>tfw no Jow Forums gf
My gym is full of sticc and fatties.
Adam Cooper
find a shy qt to lift with and give her protein and var
Jason Ortiz
Go to gym a lot, can confirm cute girs, or any girls, do not help you at all.
Adrian Fisher
when I started going to the gym I was honestly stronger than most girls if not all girls with only a 175 bench 185 clean and 225 squat
Owen Lewis
>being this intimidated
Jonathan Gonzalez
>why don't you go to the gym
Implying that the people who are on r9k would ever go to the gym and actually approach a non 2d lady
Kayden Edwards
Cause I can lift my own fucking weights weakling
Joseph Smith
correct, but people in denial will hate you for posting this
Jaxson Richardson
>muscular women are men
Jayden Walker
no they aren't as capable as men but they do appear masculine
Carter Perry
that's like saying not being gay is equivalent to being intimidated of a cock in your ass