Why wouldn't he play Thor in the Avengers ?

other than the commitment to the Game of Thrones was this beast ever considered for Thor in the Avengers ?

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Ugly circus freaks can't be leading men.

This

Makes sense that an actual strong man would be faced with rejection when compared to someone like Chris Hemsworth

what kind of question is that

I don't think they could of made fun of Thor as much if he was a 6'9" 425lb man

Because he looks more like the HULK

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Because he’s an ugly retard who can’t even speak clearly.

Lmao savage, made me chuckle

Because he's only Half Thor, not Full Thor.

Imagine him going balls deep in her ass

Kill yourself please

he's ugly, bloatmaxxed, and it's very doubtful he could carry a leading role or draw an audience like Hemsworth (who is also extremely funny and a hands-down hyperChad)

>Blocks your path

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Its all making more sense now thank you anons

KEK

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undebated toast

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>t. jealous manlet

The sheer amount of disrespect for this beast of a man. Cope harder faggots, you’ll never make it to his level

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Post body and lifts

Because he is ugly

Still ugly

The other half got snapped

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based

It cause he has bells palsy, look at his mouth and you can tell, basically it means he eats pussy

>this is my goal
IVE SET MY BAR SO HIGH why have I done this to myself

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The amounts of things/concepts/ideas that would have to be explained to make you understand why this wasn't/isn't even remotely possible makes you not even worth responding to. Learn more about the world and stay in school dude.

He is more Thor. Dye the hair red, grow a beard and dye it too. That's basically thor

You do know Chris hemsworth Is 6'3"

Because how tf are they gonna fit RDJs 5’9 ass in the same frame as him and not make rdj look like an ant

>5’9

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yeah that girl gave him oral herp which can cause bells palsy in rare cases.

Hes got a dumb fucking accent

Black and grey tats are so gay

Because original thor from the old marvel comics is a somewhat taller and fairly muscular guy with long blonde hair and not some freakshow

Hafthor does'nt have the looks, acting skills or comedic timing to pull it off like Hemsworth.

He would be decent as a side kick like Drax tho.

Thor's strength comes from a magic belt.
This nigga despite being a walking vial of roids actually works out. That's why.

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same reason brad pitt or tom cruise cant be pirate, whatever depps character is called, or drug pusher in blow. and why depp cant be fighter as brads characters. and former two cant be cute twinkboi like tom in vanilla sky/eyes wide shut. you can put them in these roles in any way you want but it will look out of place.

Valar kekerino

fuckin nice

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uhh he's actually 5'11 soooo