Hand rate thread? Here's my hand

Hand rate thread? Here's my hand

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What the helI is that

I'm sure you get enough attention for your freakish stub hand in real life, why come here and beg for more?

That's fucking gross wtf

Chop that off and hope that a real one grows in

I'd rate yours 1/5, pretty shit
Post yours then

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That's a homosexual's hand. I can tell.

Fuck you im not posting my hand so some fag can jerk off

>That's a homosexual's hand. I can tell
You a hand reader or something?

my hand about 1 year ago

both 5/10 very average hand

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holy fuck that's a gross hand user

umm wtf?? thats really rude my hand has feelings too

Sorry! Maybe put lotion on it

T. Arab

How long did it take you to find that light level?

>literally a fucking stub
>"average hand"
At least fucking try.

Lots of people have stub hands. My great grandfather lost his in the war

I don't believe that. I've never seen someone with a stub hand before

this is the hand in which I make food with and cum

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no u
my hand is EXTREMELY original

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i bet you're the cutest ever

Move your attention seeking shit there, handlets.

I am so confident this is a nigga

attention this person sucks cock for free
infact they sometimes pay to suck cock

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>Gaming keyboard
Yeah, that's a faggot wearing nail polish. Case solved.

Is everyone on r9k a leftie?
Also holy shit are my hands ugly and fat.

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Btfo handlets

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is that really your hand wtf

read the file name, "Andre-The-Giant"

Look at the fucking filename you nonce

>Look at the fucking filename you nonce
No fuck you

RIP Andre

rip the giant

How bad is it? Originally pls dont be mean

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move that sleeve and reveal your giant skeletal man-claw to match your size 13 man feet and massive adams apple you disgusting faggot

Thats not a full size beer can. fake af

It is not a good hand user

Haven't been useing Jow Forums much what is its policy on kinda gory things because if I show my hand it will be one with its finger tip cut off because I fucked up my hand in a door

originally post it faggot

Alright how am I? I've got meat palms and short fingies.

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Hey man, that's 7/10 hand

My hand is hot ngl

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Bi digit ratio

Pretty gay digit ratio

Bi

Super gay ratio, judging by knuckles

Only straight one so far

Bi

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>meat palms
>short fingies
Sounds masculine.

i want to throat-fuck you so hard

nigger what the fuck is going on with your finger?

rate my hand, anons

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This is how you hold a pencil, OP.

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desu i can't post my hand bc it is too nice and i'll have fembots swarming over me... yikes

your handwriting is still retarded

Did you originally steal it?

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it looks fine, dumbass

I didn't make this post btw
>white """"hands""""

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How bad is it famil

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>title: federal expenditures
Something wrong with that subtext anonigger. Black people should be right at the top of the list.

please user post it i promise i won't orbit too hard

What the fuck happened to your hand Jesus

Fucking chopped it off in a door and they stitched it back in but that died so they did a skin graft

there are many hands like this one but this one is special because it's my hand and my hand makes me feel good

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Here's my hand

You need some lotion, asap

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How tf can you afford an over priced laptop with wellfare?

>black "hand"
Feminine as fuck. Nice kikebook too, fag.

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Here is my beautiful hand

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Rate my hand user

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Sub 8 inch hand lmao
This post was made by 8.6inch hand gang

i wish i had nicer hands

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post pp plx

you are the only one bringing race talk here, nigger.

Are those pee bottles?

Guys I think something might be wrong

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>All those bicep gains
>Still a wristlet

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>wristlet
My wrists are fucking enormous mate.

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What do you want it to be?

>not taking a picture or your hand on a piano, the ultimate, universal way of displaying your hand
I can reach a major third over the octave, but if I press down multiple keys at once I can reach a perfect fourth :3

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You posted your faggot hand on b already. Sage. Oh and I hope you will play with that saw again faggot.

Given to me by the college I go to
Give me a sec to finish my classes
Yep. That is true. And?
Nice cope bro

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Fuck my hands are small.

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Cant even tell you're a nigger desu, looks pretty Indian pajeet if you ask me

damn that's small dude.
Why palm though?
5/10 normal palm
you look like you're from the same country as me, so 10/10
Really small hand. Cute if that's what you're going for. Anything under 8 inches is kinda feminine, same goes for wrists

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>n-nice cope bro
Nice jazz hands homo.

I have tiny fucking hands for a dude.
Can't be bothered to post them.

1
8.5
who else rugged hand

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4
5
5
7
2
4
8
6
10/10/10
8
7
7,5
3
6
9
7,5
8

The true, final ratings have just been assigned.

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You genuinely have a feminine hand though user. Your 2d to 4d ratio is implying you're low t from what I can see. I also don't see why you're putting it against the laptop to prove something? it looks 8 inches at most.

Why is no one posting this position

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>those fingernails (opposite of me)
>big bones but not vascular (opposite of me, except for the wrist and my metacarpophalangeal joints)
>hair but not vascular (opposite of me, you can't even tell I have hair because it's blonde)
we have the same hand but you got the opposite genetics of me. You think I'll grow hair as I age?
How old are you and how long are they, handbrother?

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your palms look very soft, I like them

but i did 7.5? bretty neat

I'm a lanklet ive never been called big boned before. I'm 24 and have been this hairy since puberty so your probably done growing hair. but cheers hand bro

Look my hand

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>A random user rated my hand 8/10
Cya later virgins

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>lanklet
Depends on your standard for that.
Height and weight?
I think that's why you're not vascular.
I'm big boned and my wrist benefits from it, I barely have muscle over my hand though.
>I'm 24 and have been this hairy since puberty so your probably done growing hair.
I still grow pubic hair and armpit hair and facial hair, when I'm 18 currently. I would doubt that it stopped so suddenly

ayyy lmmmao that can't be healthy

big-dick lank-let reporting for duty

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6'1 140. I'd rather have hairless hands honestly girls have never complemeted my hairy hands.

still small in europe and pretty damn small in eastern eu where I live.
vascular>hairy
hairy would be a sign of higher t but I just don't see it
I guess veins are a sign of muscle mass or something rather because I know people regularly compliment vascular hands
>140 at 185/6'1
I'm just not sure how you survive, it's not even tall. Hope you start eating

don't apologize,

it is disgusting as fuck

It's just a hand dude chill out

Bi

Straight. Second one in thread

Bi

Straight

Barely straight

Straight

Gay

Bi

Straight

Straight, vain

Bi

Bi

Gay, probably second gayest

Very straight. Straightest ratio in entire thread so far

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ayyy lmao
this is my superpower

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> #
>Gay

Sorry I got this one wrong, hard to see the angle. straight