>if i cant be the first reply in a thread i usually dont post at all
>used to make my fingers/eyes twitch now they do it on their own
Autistic behavior
Everything has to be symmetrical. If scratched my right hand then I have to scratch the left hand as well.
I do many autistic things on a minute by minute basis.
>shake both my hands either in front of me if I'm at my computer or at my sides if I'm standing up/walking
>constantly talk to myself
>open up games of minesweeper and play it as fast as I can and if I fuck up I close it and then re-open it 15 seconds later
>After I clip my toe nails I like to sniff them
>always have to wash my hands before and after I masturbate
>coastally play with my fingers no matter where I am
i look at girl bobs whe nthey not looking
That's not autism, that's a common coping mechanism that accompanies people for stress and trauma.
Many people who do it do it without even noticing.
For some reason I constantly smell my fingers
i express myself through my aut
here is one of my most recent autistic warks:
what was to be said went unsaid instead and he remained silent as it stayed in his head.
Used to have this autistic need to look behind me, or at something, and then look at it again, and again, and again, and I would get stuck in a loop until I physically removed myself from the fixation in question.
I wouldd also have a need to wave my hand in front of my eyes, and then back again, and again, the exact same way. An old man thought I was waving at him once and I just stared like a braindead downie when he waved back and smiled.
>tfw my mom decided that the cure for such disorders was beatings
sometimes expression is a lot of wark... too much of it
so during those times i warlk in the parlk
I always jack off into my clothes and have,to,change my clothes all the time instead of getting something like a paper towels because i always tell myself i will never fap again
>used to make my fingers/eyes twitch now they do it on their own
I feel you user
>i always tell myself i will never fap again
and are you dumb enough to believe you?
when my hands are cold i like to close my eyes press them against my eyelids, or when i feel a cold thing like a glass of water i have to press it against my eyelids and cant relax until i do
live on disability and haven't left my parent's home
boy howdy do i have the treat for you. here's some of the things i do. i get away with them cause i'm Jow Forums and attractive.
>crawl up stairs like a dog
>reeeee at people when they do some dumb shit
>randomly behave like a gorilla. in private or in oublic, doesn't matter. i start with low grunts and proceed to full monkey noises. i also jump around and fling my arms.
>i use VATS on people
>my social interactions are filtered through video game lens. basicaly there's a bar that goes up depending on if the peson likes me. and i describe their and our general mood through basic words like in the sims. kind of like a visual novel where you play a minigame when you take a broad out on a date.
>and tfw no gf...
that said, who here wanna have a /dogcrawl/ up the stairs contest?
the first one fucking got me good. thanks for the kek laddie
>rub nails against objects or surfaces to feel the textures more fully than regular touch
>constantly move my neck around rarely ever sitting normally usually staring at the ceiling
>run up stairs on all fours to move faster
>make random sounds or repeat things I've heard
>narrate everything to myself in case I have an invisible audience
>speak to insects before killing them or putting them outside of the house, have conversations with them.
There's probably more but oh well.
>>run up stairs on all fours to move faster
>>make random sounds or repeat things I've heard
>>narrate everything to myself in case I have an invisible audience
>>speak to insects before killing them or putting them outside of the house, have conversations with them.
why tf are you me
Very poetic user, you have a great talent in writing it seems. Maybe have a go at it? I absolutely love that little sentence!
I cant be on 16 hours a day anymore, i try and respond as much as i can
I doubt ill post like that again in the foreseeable future
I remember another person in these threads said they were signs of extreme isolation or something with regards to talking to yourself, narrating to invisible audiences and talking with bugs. So probably that's why.
>used to love Scooby Doo
>Used to be really jealous that he could lick his own face in the intro (pic related)
>started making really exaggerated slurping sound with me tongue when I saw something I liked to emulate my favourite cartoon dog
>still catch myself doing it in public to this day
>Am 20 years old
Cant beat me nigga. Only on stonestairs cuz they scare me.
Wait what. My mum has been telling me to stop doing that or nobody will talk to me, my entire childhood.