I'm bored

>I'm bored
>Wanna get a blowjob, kid?

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Sorry. lady, I don't wanna get cock-rot

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*Takes dick out*
Here you go. Take your time and have fun.

No thx roasty

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>never hung out with girls as a kid ever
>never got the chance to be bored teenagers just making a spur of the moment decision to have sex to cure the boredom
TAKE ME BACK
LET ME DO IT OVER

>he never played the awkward game with girls
>he never slowly pushed the issue because both of you were so bored and horny out of your minds that the only thing you could think about was sex
>he never experimented with girls when they were both young and had no idea what anything felt like
>he never got to see the pride and lust in a girls eye when she made a cock cum for the very first time in her life
How robots managed to miss this is beyond me. Girls were so horny they could barely keep their pants on.

>both of you were so bored and horny out of your minds that the only thing you could think about was sex
fuck you fuck you fuck you I hate you so goddamn much I'd fucking strangle you if I ever saw you in person

Sure you would faggot.
Kys you worthless subhuman

I didn't know much not socializing all the way from elementary to high school was gonna fuck me up. If only I hand't spent so much time playing vidya, I could've learned how to socialize at least a bit

I absolutely would and if you experienced any of what you posted you don't belong here

nice larp dreams, faggot

Lads I wish I had words of advice but I dont know that there is a way to replicate this experience. I am 24 now and yeah girls still like sec but not like then. I remember once I wa shaving sex with my 16 year old gf on her parents couch, and it was the very first time we had tried without a condom. The thrill of it all was so much, worried about her parents coming home and catching us, the little bit of pregnancy scare, feeling a pussy from the first time without anything in the way. Indescribable bliss.

what is the fucking point of posting this. Fuck you

I don't mind him posting it, hearing all the things I missed out on just makes me more motivated to try and mend my mistake as much as possible

There is no fixing this

How old are you?
Oreeg

Lol. Shut up you faggot.
You arent going to do shit internet toughguy.
You're a pussy plan and simple.
Kys you shitstain

No but I can still make a recovery even if just like 10%
20 so I still have until the end of college to learn how

I'm turning twenty in three weeks

You both may have missed the boat on PTP but you can absolutely still find girls wanting to experiment in college. My freshman year I lived in the dorms and there were so many girls there who just wanted to try stuff out since it was the first time being away from home and they could do whatever they wanted for once. Those girls have a little bit of experience so you get away from the awkward first time, but still have a lot they want to learn.

Wait hold on, you didnt miss your chance while living in the dorms, did you?

I'm still in a dorm now (only second year) but I didn't want the kind of dorm where you share a room with someone so I never see anyone

I won't be going to college, ever

Well having a room all to yourself is just fine! Just get some of your friends together and go to a party and talk to the girls that look a little too dressed up and slightly uncomfortable. Those are the freshman. They are super easy to impress.

I was under the impression that girls didn't like giving blowjobs.
Or is it just that they don't like giving blowjobs to people like me?

I have zero college friends. All of my friends are the ones from high school and live back home an hour away

Girls definitely like giving blowjob, twitter whores make jokes constantly about sucking dick

Lad if you want to make this happen you gotta get in the ball like now. Start socializing, start meeting friends, and then you can start banging girls. If you let college slip past you without fucking any girls then you may have no hope.

Yeah I was just saying I can't really jump into parties since I won't even know when they're happening. First step will be joining clubs I guess, just gotta get over the gayness of joining one.