How does one make more friends in college?

how does one make more friends in college?

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>how does one make more friends in college?
fuck girls

im really bad with girls bro. i'm anxious and stupid so that wont work

What do you like to do?
Whats your sexual ability if you had to rate it? If it came to it would you be able to preform? Can you maintain a hard erection while holding your body above someone elses and thrusting your pelvis at the same time?

>try to talk to dude sitting next to me
>he gives one-word replies
>pops in earbuds mid-conversation
I'm used to being turned down by girls but this has been happening lately and it hurts in a new way...

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for sexual ability I have a biggish dick 7.25x5.5 but i only ever used it to fuck prostitutes because no girl would ever fall in love with me. for things that I like to do im extremely boring and i only work out and shit. I'm also 5'7 so im short, boring, ugly, and weird.

i hate it when that shit happens. its already tough for me to put myself out there and when other people don't really talk back it's like a kick in the balls.

>i only work out and shit
There you go bro, take a fitness class like yoga. you will be with mostly women who like to work out, then you just gota try and find the ugly, boring, and weird one in the class and try and build a relationship.

last time i tried talking with a girl at a gym she was weirded out because of my awkwardness so i don't know

No it wont be like that, any time you take a class about anything you always get introduced by the instructor and are greeted by everyone there. You just have to let your guard down for other people to let theirs down. Have a reason for going there like say you want to improve your flexibility to help with back pain or posture or something else that genuine, then the other people there will naturally want to help you and will be more open to you and less creeped out because they know what your doing. You become less creepy to people when you intention is known.

and if you want to make guy friends try taking a full contact fighting class or something else that in the same realm as fitness since that's what you like to do, nothing bonds men together like beating the shit out of each other or competing physically in general.

Taking a fighting class could be your genuine reason for needing to take a yoga class because fighting requires mobility and that reason will be particularly attractive to women because when you are determined to do something better than other men, its that determination that makes pussy wet because its the trait of an alpha male.

You've clearly never set foot in a gym. This isn't how shit works at all.

.....The instructor doing introductions. JFL. Gym =/= elementary school PE retard

I have spent a huge amount of time in a gym andI have taken multiple fighting classes from which I have made life long friends.

I bet you're the one who has never set foot in a gym or takin any class because the idea that a certified fighting instructor that teaches a full contact class would not introduce someone on their first day and expect them to punch and get punched by people whom they are not comfortable with and do not know it completely ridiculous. Their job at first is to put you at ease because if they don't create a safe environment for you to learn in they will likely lose you business.

How many times do I have to say it?

Rush
>b-but then you're just paying for your friends
bullshit. You're paying to keep the house looking nice, and you're paying for drinks. You're also paying for connections(ie free drinks from bartenders that work at bars near your uni).

Such a good deal. And they'll beat the autism out of you.
oh and you'll meet tons of girls, especially as a pledge

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What do you mean "Rush"? The only rush I know of is the band.

Rush a fraternity.originally

Sorry to say, but college is when you realize your peers are your competition

But op already fucks prostitutes, he doesn't want some drunk shallow slut, he wants friends.

Prostitutes are $300 a night, fraternities are $1000 a semester. It's way cheaper, and way more fun. And you're fucking 19 year olds, not 29 year olds.

im not sure if i would fit in with a bunch of frat boys imo

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rush rush TKE lol

we are all the friends you need
leave those 3d humans alone, they are no good and only care for themselves

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Not in university , but im in the process of going to open days to check out the unis and decide wich will be my first choice for september.

Went to a university in london and at the begining there was a presentation in this lecture theatre. There was this Indian girl sitting next to me and just out of impulse said hi and asked her what course was she planning to study and it turned out to be the same i was.

We talked for ages , she turned out the be pretty autist(i am too so that ok) and got her phone number and now going to meet her again irl soon.

"Just talk to here dude" is actually good advice

And you don't care only for yourself? Are you not a psychopath at your core, just like everyone else? It feels good to have friends because having friends means you have a higher chance of survival. Having real friends puts you very core instinct at ease.