It's time to select your ASMR waifus. Only one each

Nobody is asking you to but it's true. A lot of this was out in the open on tumblr when her ASMR channel was new and her makeup channel was still semi-active. She purged all of that during the period when she stopped posting and turned off all the comments on her videos because of stalking issues.

Angelica man
her voice, the Spanglish, the hair, the whole look she's got going on
absolutely gorgeous

amalzd is my go to girl

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love this guy found him recently

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Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well!

Fuck you this is original

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Clear something up for me: is she a lesbian or does she just pander to them?

based user
I love her zany creativity
I have literally no idea if she's anything like this irl
but the persona she projects is qt

He looks like if Casey Neistat wasn't ugly.

this qt please
youtube.com/watch?v=fvLtl07F23M

he looks absolutely nothing like casey neistat you retarde

Hard to tell. She occasionally posts pictures of herself with some white Chad on Instagram

>LatteASMR claimed

why u finna gotta do dat 2 a nigga

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Move aside, asmrlets.
youtube.com/watch?v=37o-zn3qmMQ

no idea what she looks like but Hatomugi asmr makes my ears hard

I like Gibi a lot. She's pretty cute, but my real favourite is Cosmic Tingles Asmr. She could do whatever she'd like to me.

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Claiming mommy
I have claimed mommy

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Its ok user. I have my own Mommy

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I love cosmic tingles, had a hard time choosing between her and the one I posted. She's so comfy.

youtube.com/watch?v=CEJRcqGdvhI

this is my finnish asmr wifu

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I enjoy her too. I love how fucking breathy her voice is. Gives me tingles and a stiffy

youtube.com/watch?v=wiXczMLSvtk&t

asmr just makes me horny and angry

Picking from ASMRtits is like picking a girl from a mental asylum. Sure, there is probably plenty of really cute ones, but they are all fucked up in the head too.

Based Macedonian husbando.

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This is true. Poor miss moon without makeups looks pretty rough, a lot like my sister did when she was super-depressed.

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Where's that from? Also, still would.

Just some bags under her eyes man, fucking hell as if half this board wouldn't.

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noooooo thats my ASMRfu...

alright I claim delicate ASMR

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It's not horrible, but in less she has a skin/blood vessel condition it's pretty clear she hasn't had restful sleep in a little while. I am a therapist, not hers, of course, and if one of my clients repeatedly presented with eyes like that I'd worry they were taking a turn for the worse.

Would you mention it or just have silent concern? I always wondered if my therapist could see me getting worse.

She looks 10x cuter w/out makeup

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You know that's not her right? The picture you used. But I agreed she looks okay without makeup

what is a fucking therapist doing on Jow Forums don't you already see enough shit all day

agreed

not him but it's a pretty common with/without makeup picture of a girl

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i'll take SusurrosdelSur, nice to see her getting more popular but wish she'd do longer than 20 minutes. i miss moonglove the most though, was watching her with only a few hundred views before she blew up. i used to like and find a lot more obscure but even filtering for "this week" and long you come up with the same videos the algorithm wants you to see as searching "asmr".

pains me to see robots gravitate to the vapid stacies who are bad at asmr and don't even pretend to like it

>she
user. user if you didn't know "onfecchi" (i tried to write in japanese but didn't know non-ascii is banned, throw it in google translate) is how to get more jp asmr. they've come a long way in terms of their production quality, they used to all be recording practically off cellphone mics. eraing, onions, and dana are some other decent koreans aside from ones mentioned here.

Yes dingus I knew, I just like her better without makeup so I cropped out the right side.

A couple of my patients have mentioned this place as something they use to cope. I'm investigating it to see if I need to advise them to avoid it.

Depends on the patient. Somebody that I know for a fact works long hours or has job stress I wouldn't worry too much, it happens, but a person that is established to have sleep disturbances from their disorder I would mention it and ask them some leading questions about their sleep habits and hygiene. Any patient that looks like that for about a month or more and I'm definitely going to ask about it because that is plainly unhealthy. If I have a patient that usually wears makeup and then comes in looking like that, I am going to raise it because it means their self-care routine has been disrupted.

Larp desu nee senpaitachi. Explain my desire for a mommy gf then.

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>pains me to see robots gravitate to the vapid stacies who are bad at asmr and don't even pretend to like it
I'm a girl, I love amal. She reminds me of a kindergarten teacher. She is very motherly. I recommend this one
youtube.com/watch?v=-2IW2U_6UHk

FastASMR hands down

Makeup is the same as beard, for ugly people makeup helps to hide the ugly aspects of their face and the beard helps to hide a weak chin from a beta guy. When the person has a good facial structure using such tools are irrelevant.

>tfw no naive home schooled gf getting excited over the little things

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Heili Wolf ASMR could unironically murder all of your waifus at once, you all lose, losers.

>Explain my desire for a mommy gf then.
You want a woman to love and care for you but the only that has ever done that was your mother so you conflate that desire with the desire to have somebody to fulfill your sexual needs.

she's taken boyo, back off

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Don't even know what it means but it sounds gay.

She's taken, but not in the way you'd like.

I CLAIM GIBI

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w-what do you mean, speak at once

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Only right awnser

she's really fake and doesn't come off as motherly at all

Nyuh uh I claim her forst

Her boyfriend is a total Chad.

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Caroline ASMR is very consistent youtube.com/watch?v=zNaaal-FBdk

i claim angelsASMR dont no one fucking dare post her

I used to like her a lot but she does too much non-talking stuff for me

not her, all is good, still mine

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>Being literally faceblind
How do you think I know she was homeschooled?

you're a liar, all lies, shut up

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MinxLaura123 definitely because of the way she taps on objects. She selects random items and the right mixture of crinkling and tappable objects and goes to town aggressively. Just the way I like

youtube.com/watch?v=r5QZhF0PqxI

WRONG
My mother never loved me checkmate

m.youtube.com/user/MassageASMR
>claimed

Maybe someone else knows what I mean, since this is/was the board of autism, but my phrasing sucks.
I hate most ASMR channels, even when they have good audio because I can't stand the orbiting in the comments. Everyone is a sycophantic beta to a sickening degree, more so to ASMR girls than any other kind of channel, so the girls have a ton of "power" over their viewers. As such, when they frame all of their videos as if they're talking to a friend/equal, it feels disingenuous as hell because they know they'll get an ass kissing no matter what they do.

for example
It's like showing their doe-eyed cherub face is enough, the videos don't actually have to be good and they'll get filled with praise the minute a new one is uploaded. Not saying her videos are bad, but it doesn't matter what they are. The subtle betas are just as annoying when they say things like "Gibi's a really cool chick" or whatever, based off nothing but her appearance. Acting all buddy buddy with an audience they'd largely have contempt for IRL gives me second hand embarrassment, maybe because simulating personal attention in any way makes me realize how big of a loser I am. I'm not an "ASMR purist" in any way, I watch most of the big channels, but the creators and their videos getting overhyped and acting like it doesn't happen is so cringey. This explanation probably makes me out to be a sperg, I can't think of how else to describe it. Anyone else know what I mean?

She makes the same kind of videos all the time, rarely talks, rarely has her face in the frame, and insists on always making the mic visible even when it doesn't make sense. I used to like her videos, but they're so boring now.

No hebe here but most of her old videos were actually cool
Her recent stuff is trash
youtube.com/watch?v=2e59jpjuxxM

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She's just using you. She doesn't care about you.

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it's not true she speaks to me and says sweet things and loves me

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>marno asmr does a video with his 'girlfriend'

there is absolutely no hope for incels at this point

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Left - LunaEcipse ASMR has under 10k subs super hot and good

Right - Valeriya ASMR has a good few subs and does Russian videos super hot

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>m.youtube.com/watch?v=5jvXcz5ncmw

Nice choice man never seen her before but she looks cute

Imagine being so beta, you daydream about annoying women who siphon money and attention out of a circle of orbiters consisting of hundreds of thousands of other betas.

>LunaEcipse ASMR
Her audio quality is shit, she also talks as if there's a neighbor 5 feet away from her who tells her to be quiet.

Everything you said is why I prefer videos with no talking; I'm not interested in the person, really, just the sound

No he does not...

This.

I encourage you see this channel if you haven't already.

youtube.com/channel/UCQcfesI8G59uJ4aJmiEvcLg

Some of them really aren't ASMR-inducing but the vast majority are.

>Hand movements
She dresses comfy too youtu.be/QWtlcJ2Qw0k

my one true love desu

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If you like minx, check out Alyssaa Asmr (not the asian one). She's more lelsorandumb but otherwise quite similar in style, and not much baiting or gf pandering either

There's some older guy that used to make videos, he quit recently. I don't even care for his asmr because it was mostly kooky superhero shit but he was good looking. Can't remember the name though

For me it's EphemeralRift.

Fuck all these thots

That faggot blocked me on his yt.

I like Nyanners

What'd you say to him?

I want to fuck ASMR Angel. A lot of her videos are "soft spoken ramble/update" trash though

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Claiming fabled fawn, she a qt

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I don't want to get into this stuff, i don't get any of the tingles that people talk about in these. Maybe i screwed up my hearing from loud music or something. But i also don't want to because it makes me feel pathetic watching these, especially the RP ones. It's just beautiful women preying on some of the loneliest men. I have jerked off to a few JOI ASMR videos which were pretty good but they are rare but i honestly feel less pathetic doing that then watching these ones.

the one true waifu.

get in autists.

/gFgx3Xw

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>It's just beautiful women preying on some of the loneliest men.
You have a warped world view. Maybe spend some time away from the chans. A lot of these people get into it because they like helping people. The fact that men act pathetic about it isn't really the ASMRtist's fault. Most of them hate that they are sexualized in the comments and many have actually quit because of it.

Bohemian Whispers claimed

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Taking the Ikea asmr girl

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>they like helping people

Sounds like something a ASMR maker cope post would look like, the majority of them love the attention they get from it. They don't quit because they get sexualized most of them quit because they get doxxed or their info leaked and all their friends see hundreds of videos of them whispering into a microphone in girlfriend RP videos. That or the lonely men they pander to consciously or unconsciously become obsessed with them and do weird shit.

When you start making girlfriend RP videos or ones like i can't live without you or extremely personal things like that you are not helping people get to sleep with some calming video where you rub things on a mic. It becomes much more than that, i am going to assume the way you said "the fact that men act pathetic" you are female in that case you probably would quite literally not understand. Even if you are not these women specifically make content for the most part that either directly targets or interests "pathetic" men aka lonely guys that desperately want some female attention that they know they will probably never get especially from girls of the caliber that do these videos.

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Here's one that just does sounds. It looks like she quit though. It's a shame.

youtube.com/watch?v=VyR9idMw2LE

youtube.com/watch?v=e8nmtobE8h0

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get your shit wafius out of here

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