Really? No censor thread? Don't tell me you betas go out on a friday night

Really? No censor thread? Don't tell me you betas go out on a friday night.

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youtubedoubler.com/rMCG.
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Nice theme but off to /h/ you go

You are right....I am all alone essentially like every friday night....

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Also, looking for bully-user to bully me and have control on my orgasms!

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I dont know why, but this shit urns the fucking on

Maybe im really a masochistic looser

Of course you are! But you're welcome here, this is a safe space for all betas, where we don't risk seeing anything we're not supposed to.

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Censored feet give me the hardeat boner. They are not supposed to be sexual and yet they are censored

fucking tools

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>don't tell me you betas go out on a friday night
Of course not!
wtf why isn't her pussy censored

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Laughed pretty hard, not gonna lie

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Well aren't you lucky? I just got home and in the mood to unwind after a day at work. And abusing you pathetic wastes of space is one of my favorite ways to do that.

Are you one of the beta pigs I've abused in the past, or a new loser for me to add to my roster?

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Honestly, this. It's so fucking hot because of that

I mean, it's not like girls are any less creeped out just from you looking at *any* part of their body, so really everything should be censored, even their clothing.

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I'm a new loser looking forward to be abused, sir!

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I already fapped today though and feel tired. Should I jerk off to censored 2D girls anyways?

In that case, I'm going to ask you the same questions I ask every other loser who applies to be one of my punching bags:

1) Do you have a waifu or an IRL crush? If so, who?
2) Do you have any toys/clothes I can use on you?
3) List the five most pathetic things about yourself.

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My one true waifu is Shoukaku from Kantai Collection!
I don't have any toys but probably could use some improptu ones. As far as clothes go, I have my entire sister's wardrobe at my disposal!
5 facts about me:
>I'm 26 and still a virgin!
>I have a massive fetish for shoes, particularly my sister's!
>I can cum hands free by only stimulating my nipples!
>I am now so broken I deliberately avert my eyes when I see unpixelated feet in my porn!
>I'm willing to give full control over my sexual release to a complete stranger on the internet, and I'll be grateful for that!

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>My one true waifu is Shoukaku from Kantai Collection!
I can't even begin to imagine how disgusted and creeped out she'd be if she knew some 26-year-old virgin who's addicted to worshipping his sister's shoes was drooling over her.

To start out, I want you to get at a picture of her, look her in the eyes, and in your wimpiest, girliest voice, say:
>"I'm sorry for being in for existing, Mommy Shoukaku."
>"I'm sorry for being a little creep who leaks to censored pictures of you."
>"I'm sorry that a gross shoe-humping virgin like me has a crush on you"

And slap yourself in the balls between each line. How old is your sister? Are you home alone?

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>"I'm sorry for being in for existing,

*"I'm sorry for existing.

she's 23 sir, and no I'm not home alone. I will now proceed to do as you told me sir

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Wow, you are so original and inventive.
You're definitely the first person who thought he was clever doing this.

>this fucking thread
Every time
p

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bro we just tryna get our rocks off know what i'm saying ?

Good bitch. Report back as soon as you're finished.

Out of curiosity: if you're not home alone, how do you get access to your sister's shoes/wardrobe?

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I did what you wanted and I made sure to slap my useless balls super hard in the hope of breaking them! I hope you're happy, sir!

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Whenever she's out I just sneak some stuff from her room and bring it in the bathroom, lock myself up and have fun.

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Oh and obviously she's out a lot since she's not a failure at life

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>and I made sure to slap my useless balls super hard in the hope of breaking them!
Good. It'd be so fucking funny if you became infertile. Not to mention how much better off the world would be if it was physically impossible for you to spread your loser genes.

I want you to pray. I want you to close your eyes and say "Please God, please make me a sterile little sissy bitch. Please keep me from ever having any chance of spreading my loser genes. I'm a pathetic loser and don't deserve fertility."

I'll even be nice and let you rub your nipples while you say it. No cumming though, obviously.

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I prayed and prayed, let's hope my wish comes true!
>I'll even be nice and let you rub your nipples
Thank you sir! That made my peepee so hard though, can I stroke it a little bit ?

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>tfw no findom gf
it's harder than i except

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>I prayed and prayed, let's hope my wish comes true!
You were gone for a while; you must have been praying *really* hard! Lmao
>That made my peepee so hard though, can I stroke it a little bit ?
Awww, the wittle loser wants to stroke his peepee like a big boy!

Too fucking bad. You don't deserve it. You can either rub your nipples or hump your pillow.

I imagine she's out getting ready for a night with her friends, right? Sneak into her room and bring back one of her clubbing dresses. No putting it on, though.

Can I at least use some clothespins for my nipples?
>I imagine she's out getting ready for a night with her friends
She's out for the night, yes. I got what you asked and I'm thrilled for what you have in store for me, sir!

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>Can I at least use some clothespins for my nipples?
You may.
>I got what you asked and I'm thrilled for what you have in store for me, sir!
What does it look like? I'm not asking for a picture, but describe it to me. Neatly lay it out on your bed.

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Oh, by the way, I've decided what your loser name should be: Little Wussy Shoehumper. So I expect you to wear that as your tripcode in these threads from now on.

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>You may.
Thank you!
The dress is black, satin look, it's shaped like a tube basically
Good thing you posted before i replied, i get to use it right away!

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>The dress is black, satin look, it's shaped like a tube basically
Sounds elegant. Your sister sure sounds a lot more grown-up than you. I want you to get on your knees, look at the dress, and suck your thumb like the weak, stupid little boy you are. And while you suck your thumb, you're going to think of every single way she's more mature than you. You're going to do this for five minutes and then come back and list each of those reasons.

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She's successfull in every way I'm not. Academics, social life, acievements, work. She works already and I'm still neet, wasting my time looking for a quick fix for my porn addiction while she's out having fun with actual people. Honestly it's pointless to even attempt a comparison, i'm less that a useless, disgusting worm compared to her.

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I want specifics. Give me some examples of specific times where she demonstrated she was smarter than you, more mature than you, and more independent then you.

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These threads are good for finding weak and pathetic loser guys who will do just about anything to please.

I honestly can't think of any specific episode, it's just a constant feeling of ineriority. I'm sorry.

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Just as well. You must get really jealous of her. I'll bet you even wish you *were* her sometimes, don't you? I'm betting you have a girlish enough figure to fit into her dress, though.

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I wish indeed. And I also wish I could fit in her clothes, or even better, her high heels.

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Yesss! Pathetic and weak beta bois and losers deserve and desire nothing more than serving superior Alpha men!! I love serving Alpha men any way they desire and being their stupid and weak punching bag to bully!!

I'm sorry sir, I know i'm being really disappointing right now

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>And I also wish I could fit in her clothes
That's too bad, but don't worry, it doesn't change what I have in store for you.

Since your sister is going out to have a fun night with her friends, you're going to have a Sissy Loser's Night In! You'll even get to dance like a big girl going out on the town!

You're going to listen to this and dance along with the MMD as best you can: youtubedoubler.com/rMCG. Open the dance video in a different window if you need to, not that it'll matter. I'm sure you can barely even walk five steps without falling, much less dance.

You'll also need to lower the volume of the MMD so you can hear the other video of all the pretty girls cheering you on! lmafo.

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Question for all the wimps and the one guy bullying them:
Are you guys circumcised?

I'm not! Why, user? What does that mean?

That has to be one of the silliest, most embarrassing and emasculating things i've ever done. Especially with my erect dick and the clothespins on my nipples flopping around
Those heels on Miku are not sfw for me btw.
I'm not.

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beta here, am circumcised

>That has to be one of the silliest, most embarrassing and emasculating things i've ever done.

Really, you just existing is one of the most embarrassing and emasculating things you do. But yup, that's exactly the point loser. It's too bad we couldn't find a slutty outfit for you to wear on top of everything else.

>Those heels on Miku are not sfw for me btw.
It's basically impossible to find beta-safe MMDs. Even so, you should slap yourself in the balls again five times, and between each slap say "Miku's pretty heels are not for little wussy wimps like me"

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I wanna be bullied too! I always miss out on these threads and am always checking every few hours for my censored porn fix. All I get off to is this now it's just so hot. Tfw no bully gf

As it's super late i'm gonna have to go to bed, sad, horny and with my balls still hurting. Thank you for bullying me sir!

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>i'm gonna have to go to bed, sad, horny and with my balls still hurting.
Good. This is how you should be going to bed every night. I wasn't planning on letting you cum, either.

I expect you to have your new tripcode up whenever you enter these threads, by the way.

I'd be more than happy to put yet another pathetic jerk-off censored-porn addict in its place.

>Tfw no bully gf

You do realize I'm a guy, right?

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What on earth makes you think you deserve a bully gf? Even a girl interested in this fetish wouldn't want a pathetic loser like you anywhere near her. Girls aren't interested in you. Just keep jerking off to captions on Jow Forums, it's the closest thing you'll ever get.

>broken to the point of fetishizing being infertile and not being able to pass on your genes
m-maybe I should avoid these threads so I don't end up like this

Welp Im a faggot now, I guess that was already confirmed though
Ive talked to so many girls over the last few years, never once did they seem interested and never once did they give me any sexual attention. The closest to girls Ive ever been is in their webcam chatrooms

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my first ever censor, what do you guys think?

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>Welp Im a faggot now, I guess that was already confirmed though.

I want you to say it out loud. Say "I'm a faggot who wants to suck bully cock more than anything else in the world."

Also, same questions for you:

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Get this out of my face you Nigger

You already are like this, silly user
I feel we default to "fucking loser kill yourself" a bit too much

My waifu is Patchouli from Touhou (I wanna be comfy together)
chastity,prostate toy
I have an ugly phimosis dick
I dream about getting cucked
I give money to camgirls
I want a findom relationship IRL
Im so mind broken I spend several hours a day fapping and cumming

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>you already are like this
N-No... I would never get off to stuff like that...

Why are you in this thread then? All the shitposters dropped their pic or comment and left already. Yet you're here.

I-I was just... uh.. you know... p-passing through.. that's all!

you're stroking your little dinky, aren't you?

You're still here aren't you? Just admit you like this

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These threads are so cringe, how do you people live with yourself?

Imagine never having any positive social reinforcement ever in your entire life

this is where you end up

that's no excuse to be this pathetic

it's not an excuse, it's just the state of reality

not really, there are plenty of robots that have no social interaction whatsoever yet only a handful of them turn to this

I actually really like it user, definitely makes my maso senses work up~ But just a bit of helpful advice, check grammar. I don't mean put commas and stuff everywhere, but like capitalize "I" and OH in OH MY GOD. You know, stuff like that.

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Bullyanon here. Here's a censored pic I made for another loser who used to visit these threads. I made him "marry" his toilet and make out with it, which is why there are several references to it.

Is correct with his constructive criticism.

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hey user can i see your phimotic cock?