Got the mass but not the lass

>got the mass but not the ass

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>got the squat but not the thot

>did my squats, still no twats

Literal hiveminds

>got the lifts but not the MILFs

>muscles bruised but still get no (You)s

>worked on my traps, still can’t get to work on some traps

Why does no one like me

Its not. You must be one ugly autistic fucker if you cant manage that.

>because you don't have a christmas tree

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>got the cash but not the lass

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Girls will never love you for you. They will only love the parts of you they like. Try to find someone who's compatible.

>>got the cash but not the
Gash

I only love them for their ass though

>got the trapz but not the brapz

men marry women
women marry a lifestyle
whether they're drawn to positive or negative ones is up to how bad and in what way their parents, dad especially, fucked them up

>got the rows but not the bro's

Fpbp
Op is a faggot
Incel genocide when?

Real swole but got no hole.

>All I want is a 6/10 that loves me for me and let’s me fuck her a few times a week. How is that too much to ask?

imagine not being able to accomplish this

>got the face but no lays

>larping as a normie on Jow Forums
back to r*ddit before you fagmog us to death

>got the dips but still no trips
Checkem

>muscle laden but no maiden

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I fucking hate incels more than rebbiders

These were good, the rest of you see me after class

lol

>3pl8 bench but still no wench

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>I got the bod but not the broad

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>bench 4 plate but no soulmate

Thighs are thicc but still no chick

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>tfwnogf thread
This really is r9k 2.0

exept not as many trannys

I use the squat plug but have no one to hug

Here’s one

I have massive delts but no one to whip with the belts

Did the bench but not the wench.

>8 inch hog but still get mogged

>lookin thicc but still no chick

>traps are swole but they got moles

>she said "bye, no" cuz i got gyno

>pecs are bomb but heart has DOMs

>lookin' model but just for this bottle

>paid the price but still no wife

>teardrop quads but still no broads

>1000ng/dl but still DYEL

>guns are blazin but still no asian

>lookin peccy but still no becky

>ass is plump but 2-pump chump

>

>she's a ten but i like men

My sides

>bench 3plate still no date
>squat 5plate no soulmate

>got the pecs but still no sex

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gallon of milk a day but girls still think I'm gay

>lift a lot still no gymthot

Fantastic

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>did the flyes but still no guys

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>Lift hard all day but still no bae

Most incels are preop
See David shitrat and Nicholas Fedorov

>beat my meat now just wanna eat

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>skateboard squats but still full nuts

>Got the lass
>There's no mass in her ass

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>lost the fat but gained no twat

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>did a fast butt fucked no ass(t)

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>imagine
I'm living it, bro. I'm 6'1 and jacked by normie standards, have a full head of hair and have been told countless times I'm handsome by milfs and 5/10's. Cute girls my age immediately look down when I look their way I haveno idea how to talk with them and at age 25 people assume I have a gf when the truth is I'm still a virgin. I pretend around my guy friends that I just smash tinder chicks and dont want a relationship because the banter would be suicide inducing if they found out i was a virgin. Help me.

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fuck a whore
After that you'll have the virgin anxiety behind you and you'll be a lot more relaxed and chill person. You'll have no problem getting girls

>became a big guy but still want to die

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Wondrous

>>>/sage/

why dont you actually just smash some tinder thots?

honestly bro I was a late virgin too - it's really just about getting the first one out of the way to get the monkey off your back. if you really are Chad, no girl is going to care that you're a virgin - they might be shocked that you look this good and haven't had sex, but they're not going to drop you. if anything they'll want to "bring you up to speed" and have alot of sex with you.

use your virginity to your advantage - girls will see it as youre just a sweet good looking guy who hasnt found the right one :3

Don’t do this

This hits close home since I also fit the description apart from being 178 cm. Made my eyes watery.

...

I think we just have the 'Tism. On paper, I should be slaying thots, but i need detailed instructions on how to do it.

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Shit not again, gotta call mom and tell her I'll be late to dinner

>got the whey
>do not have the bae

>did the OHP
>she still no touch peepee

6/10s don't do that.
Only 4/10s and below are like that.

thicc thighs but still no guys

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>reworded tfwnogf
Sounds like welsh

Old r9k

did the bench but still no wench

>got the ass but not the lass
Why do they use me a fucktoy user? I have feelings too

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Work my pecs and delts
Pepe still unfelt

It's suffering. I just want loveable wife who will bear me children.

kills the The Press but still d'pressed