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Imagine if those were all in a girl and you had 9000 kids.

She reminds me of belle daphine for some reason

23
Thousands of times no doubt

29

once or twice per month now

3 times per week when i was a teen

you clearly aren't a professional jacker

25

I have jerked off at least 4 times a day since I was 14. But my average is around 8 times a day since I was 18. There have been days where I have jerked off 12 times within a 16 hour period. So I'm guessing tens of thousands of times. Probably close to 100,000.

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I'm 28. Here's a rough idea:
14-17 was five times a day, more or less every day. So that gives us 5475 so far.
17-19.5 it was probably once a day. 913.
At age 19.5 I went into Basic Training/AIT. I got back out at around 20.25. During this period it was probably every third day. Which equals roughly 274.
From there on out things get a bit more complicated. Sometimes it was once a day, sometimes it was every other day. Probably .75 a day would be fair from the age of 20.25-23.5. Just about 890.
At age 23.5 I learned about NoFap. I had a pretty rough relationship with masturbation for the next few years. I had streaks of 45+ days and sometimes I'd do it once or twice a week. it would be fair to average it out to twice a month until the age of 27. 182.
From 27 until now I became a "doomer" so to speak, and have fully embraced my degeneracy. I take short breaks simply because masturbation gets boring. It could probably be averaged out to .75 again. 274.
I've probably ejaculated 30 times in the presence of a woman.
So...
5475+913+274+890+182+274+30
I can estimate that I have ejaculated 8038 times.

>27
Uhh...
>Fapped on average 10 times a day (peaked at 14 times) between ages 6 to 10... 14,600 times
>First ejaculation at age 11, faps soon dropped to four times per day between ages 11 to 18
>Dick skin tore open at age 11, there was blood but it didn't spill out - I decided to not fap for a few days, but went back at it after the first day... 10,219 faps
>Longest fap was 14 hours, IIRC, it was either age 11 or 12 - failed to orgasm
>Faps dropped to three times per day from 18 to 22... 4,380
>Had second longest fap session, again for 14 hours, but successfully orgasmed this time - it was extremely painful (for me)
>Faps dropped to twice per day from 23 to 26, with a two week break from fapping from lack of interest and more depression after some fake bitch "fembot" toyed with my feels... 2,176
For the last year, I pretty much lost interest in porn and don't care about women, can't really give an estimate because there are too many days that went by without nutting, where as all my whole life prior has been consistent, daily nutting with no breaks. I'd have to guess I've fapped 18-20 times per month in the last year, so... somewhere around 228 times?
>~17,003 times (after first ejaculation)
>~31,603 times (overall count including dry ejac)

Gib that sauce fast motherfucker

Obviously he's jacking off as he types this

>19

>about 4-5 times a week on average, since i was 14. (5*52*4=1040 but i would guess probably higher)

34

Conservative estimate: 20,000 times. Probably closer to 24,000.

Were you sexually molested as a child? That's a common cause of hypersexuality. Also, most kids don't start fapping at age six.

Not judging you at all, btw. I don't think you're that weird.

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started around 13, 5-20 times a week for 6 years. prob around 5000 times

>13
>14
wtf is this normal? i started fapping at age 9

25
Less than 1000 times. I've been redpilled since I was a teenager.

22yrs
Probably around 6000 times
(about 1.5 times a day, since 11yrs)

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> 20
Started at 11
Been jacking twice of thrice everyday for the past two years
Prob around 5000

25
~5,000 (about once a day since 11)

>23
>somewhere around 4200 times

For about six years now I've been jerking each day for the high as it's the only thing that brings me joy anymore. I've been trying to cut myself off from it but I can't find any alternative that euphorically overcharges my brain.

I feel like I would turn to alcohol or heroin if I stopped masturbating period.

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>34
>can't say
>at least 2-4 times a day from age 8-15
>at least 3-7 a day from 15-30
>almost nothing from 30-33
>a month into 34 and i'm back up to 1-3 a day

can probably average it out to 2 times a day (conservative estimate) since I was 12 at so 7560 times

im a girl so maybe thats why it was kinda late?

>keeping track of how many times you have nutted
How do you even do that? What if you nut in your sleep?

>26
>tfw can't masturbate because of meds
>been trying everyday for two weeks, just can't finish
>losing my fucking mind

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girl's don't ejaculate, retard

What meds and why can't you masturbate?

Risperidone, sertraline and bupropion. I can get hard just fine I just can't climax, it's hell.

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>19
>1 or 2 times a week

jesus christ that wasn't an original comment what the fuck lol

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because numbers don't count towards originality

Nah man, you don't have to tell me, I been on all of those before. Hence my 3 year drought of even erections, let alone a satisfying orgasm. I'd watch my favorite hentai, get a raging boner to it, start to fap and then.........limp as a dead fish. So frustrated I stopped trying. Just went limp after five minutes anyway, so what was the point?

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sauce or moar for that rump

It wouldn't be a problem if I didn't get horny, you know? Christ, when that realization hits that you're not gonna be able to keep it up your soul is just crushed. Oh well, I'm not giving up

It's really not that tough. Just guesstimate how many times per day you have ejaculated on average. Then multiply that times 365, then multiply that times the years you've been busting nuts.

19 almost 20
minimum 5 times a week since i was 13

Well I have porn addiction and I suck at math so fuck that shit.

>Were you sexually molested as a child
I wish - well, assuming it would be an attractive female. My dad gave me my own computer at that age with zero supervision or control. My mom kept me in diapers until my fifth birthday, and at that point I had already become fond of the sensations they gave. So the first thing I searched for was that, and it lead to diaper fetishism and watersports sites, and from there I discovered porn.

Other than that, I've dealt with numerous death threats, and that same year, some teenagers hit me with a baseball bat and tried to blind me with a laser pen, so I don't know if that can count. Probably not though as I can't remember which happened first though, but I'm certain the assault was after I got my computer. Regardless, other than for school, I stopped going outside when I was eight.
>hypersexual
More like... diapersexual... heh... hehehe... heh.
>most kids don't start fapping at age six
What age is it? My gf told me she discovered it when she was eight.

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>What age is it? My gf told me she discovered it when she was eight.
Before this thread, I didn't know anyone who started before age 11 or 12. But I've only really discussed the subject with normie friends.

I actually wish I had started around age 9. I remember having a boner so incredibly stiff that it almost made my eyes water one afternoon. I didn't know what masturbation was, so I just had to wait for it to go away on its own. I really wish I had known what fapping is or that it's totally harmless.

>diapers
>mommy dom
top tier my friend

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18 like 300 times I started tranny pills at like 13 so my dick stopped working and I stopped being able to cum its just like a colourless dribble now

You're not eighteen. You fucking underage dipshits can't think to lie with a number that isn't "legal age" can you? Liquor stores too, it's hilarious.

OK then how old do you think I am then

>30
>I am a woman and I hump my poor pillow to death it's not even normal
>I need a good weird fuck
>I don't want it from you, yes you
>Fuck you

If you started HRT at thirteen I'm guessing you're around sixteen.

>Liquor stores
REEEE Why wasnt born in australia with all the vagina spiders

Heh I wish I was 16

Good cover honey, I guess you're fourteen

Why did you think I was underaged loads of people said they where 18

I mean they're probably lying too, I love reading the Jow Forums banned page for underage, this board is the worst offender for it.

Mostly because trans acceptance and transitioning *that* young is a very, very recent thing. You've got a child, I'm sorry.

Oh lol I never thought someone would see that

>>How Many times you have ejaculated
uncountable infinity.

I'm 33

I'd guess between 5000 and 7000 times

Lurk for a couple of years kiddo and come back when you're not a fucking child.

>23
>10 times a week since the age of 14
So around 5000, if not more.

Am 34. I got introduced to sex at age 6 and started jerking off around that time. Probably averaged once a day up until my mid 20s, and probably every other day since then.

So I'd say around 8750 times.

I remember having my dick in my hands when I was 3. I remember beating my meat under the blankets in kindergarten at nap time. The caretakers were always confused because they thought I was playing with something while everyone was sleeping. Honestly fuck kindergarten nap time, that was the most boring shit ever.
Didn't know how jerking off worked and I only found out many years later (I think I was 9) that you're supposed to drag the skin up and down.
I first watched porn when I was like 12, but I found hentai a year or two prior. Good shit man, I still have some of those original pic saved.
I was a weird kid.

I'm easily at least 10 thousand faps in. Unless if we're only counting times cum came out?
You live in a monastery or something?

18yo
about every 5 days on average for the past 6 years or so
that comes to approximately 440 times

>started wanking at about 11
>average about 3 times a day
>22 now
>4015 days multiplied by 3 is 12045
Approximately 12000 times, OP.

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>20
>been jacking off every 3 days usually
>started when I was 12
>stopped suddenly for a few months when I was fifteen
>????????????

20
Probably somewhere between 1500-2000.
We're all sluts.