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Tell me your troubles and I'll pour you the drink to fade them away.
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Hi OP. Not really sad myself but will monitor this thread for robot feels.
thanks for the help. are you drinking tonight?
I have the spins right now, sucks..
Yes but I'm only drinking coffee.
I've improved my life a lot but I never feel like I'm doing enough. I'm my own worst critic and my headspace can get bad when I think this way. I wish I could just be happier.
idk just feels like my life isnt going the direction i wanted. so im an ecology major who wants to go into marine biology but every bio major here watns to go into the medical field and no one really does marine bio. hell i went to get career guidance and they couldnt even help me. this was the only uni that even accepted me and its too late to transfer so i kinda screwed
Id like a Manhattan clean and neat.
Why dont women like me? Im not that bad looking and i can hold a decent convo. It just feels like ill always be choice #2.
Sigh, i know how you feel. but things DO get better. sometimes you just gotta force yourself to do things even if you dont like it. make slight changes in life your and see if you see nay improvements. :)
for temporary relief, ill get you some vodka. Lets start with one shot, then youll see if you need more
Ah, I am not sad, merely consigned to my fate. In the end, all are dealt a series of cards, and playing them to your advantages will yield the best result. We desire that which we cannot have, and though what i cannot have is a relationship with one of the opposite gender, I have understood that fact. I still yearn for it, but moving past my selfish desire for this, I may instill a sense of purpose elsewhere in my life. That which cannot be shall never be so, and so we must become what we are meant to be: if not husbands, wives, fathers of mothers, then creators, builders or simply people. We cannot devote ourselves to a hopeless ideal, but we can go beyond what we are not, to fulfill what we can be. Discover your potential, become what you can, and do not strive for what you cannot achieve.
not particularly sad or depressed but finally resolved to cut contact with this girl that has been leading me on. Hope I don't cave because it's only been hurting me.
I don't like myself. This comment was not original, sadly.
Decided to try this dating thing again. Joined AduotFriendFinder and met some people who had similar interests. Managed to meet a femanon who wants to find an user to DP her with her bf. We hit it off and planned to meet tonight. She's now telling me that her bf is working late and she's still at home. No idea when he's getting home, and if he's willing to come out again.
I travelled 2 hours to this location to meet them. I've been here for almost 5 hours. I regret everything.
is there anything that i can provide you with to ease it?
what kind of coffee? ill prepare it for you user
ah, school... a big struggle for all of us. if you continue with your passion for marine biology i think things will work out for you.
Do you need some liquid therapy by chance?
Women. Looks arent everything to us, but you said you can hold a conversation so... maybe just you havent found women to be compatible with.
Your perfect girl will come to you when you least expect it. Try to improve yourself so you can gain your own confidence and be someones #1.
Also, out of curiosity how old are you?
Heres your drink. Lemme know if you want seconds.
Hey, having hard times with my girl, don't know wja to do-
I'll have a shot of absolut.
sure might as well dont even know where to start looking for career options none of the professors study marine bio so yeah ill have rum and coke
Maybe youre right... but you sound way too serious for a friday night. what can i get you to drink?
sometimes toxic people need to be cut out. and thats for your own self care. dont cave in, you are strong! I think you need a whiskey.. coming right up
it takes years for someone to love themselves. but i think its possible, try doing some new things in your life... hobbies... sports... find new ways to love life and yourself.
damn, poor thing. dont wait too long if you think something fishy is up. Ill get you a shot of tequila.
>femanon
Okay, roastie.
I have low to no sex drive, mostly because I fear the curse that is rugrats but I still consider abortion to be murder. I wish I had a gf that would help me become the best me and I the same for her, but it probably will never happen.
The thing that really keeps me from dating non virgins unlike myself is that they have had sex. And they will want sex again. And I hardly have the interest because I am a self employed workaholic. If she isnt really helping me innovate, Im just not interested.
Part of me considers hunting down some cougars and waiting until women my age are post menopausal before settling down. Maybe after I get this latest experiment really going.
TLDR I am going to die alone. Feel free to call me an incel so I can skip the bill on you.
Thanks for the kind words, whisky sounds nice.
me and my boyfriend have hard really hard times too but trust me, things pass, and make you stronger. dont give up. if theres real love there, things will work out.
ALSO, Absolut is a great choice, you have great taste in vodka.
Thanks for the help.
How do I break up with my bf withouthurting him (we've not been this long toether, like only 3 months, but he is so attached to me)
Thanks OP. Make it a triple. I should have stayed home and fapped.
I'll have Vodka, straight if you please. No ice.
I get contemplative when I'm only a few drinks in.
I'll have a gin and tonic please.
I have pretty bad social anxiety, and because of that I'm usually alone most of the time, its given me a lot of time to reflect on myself and I've realized that I'm probably gonna die alone. I just want out. I don't wanna do this shit anymore. I've started college recently tho, that's something good I guess
Lol bro it is going to hurt just put him down easy
Like Water
Can't Sleep
Robot tell me scary
my sister constantly says any girl would be lucky to have me. my gay friend who is in love with me always calls me things like chad. my three female friends tell me im good looking and husband material because ive always been nice to them but in reality theyre some of my only friends after moving out of my hometown. I dont have have any feelings for them btw. Even then i just want to know how love feels like. ive always been too much of a coward to talk to girls and with all of their praise i feel like i betrayed them. I usually try to thank everyone for the compliments because refuting them feels like such a dick move and i dont want to be alone again. can i get a whiskey?
dont want kids? but want to have sex? use protection.
also, a nice girl will come to you and you guys will improve eachother, just be patient. you need some shots... what do you want to drink?
ive been through this before... i think ending it as soon as possible is best. ive held back on breaking up with someone before and it just got even harder as time flew by. let him know how you feel and be honest. if he clings to you just cut off communications.. itll be better for you both.
some days thats true. your drinks are on their way.
maybe in college your life will improve. new friends, new classes, new environment.. and if you hate it, thats fine! now you know what you hate etc. dont give up user, theres hope.
water plus robot bad
I think I got a young girl fired from my local burger joint after she accidentally thought one of my friends was a trap. Feel like shit because the whole situation was autistic.
How?
I made some decisive decisions just to stay around with him, but I kinda feel like I don't like him anymore, everything I liked in him are just repellent right now...
Being honest, that's it? he's a strong man, really. But when it comes to love, he's so fragile...
I have no clue, I should end it, i'm just too coward to do it.
whiskey coming right on up.
Lady troubles i see... love feels great, since you are wondering. BUT, you will feel it one day. and waiting for it is totally worth it. You say you are handsome so, you should be able to get a gf/wife soon enough, just make sure your convos and personality match up to the looks. the best people come when you least expect it
damn, do you mind explaining this situation a bit more? Ill prepare you a drink while you explain
if you feel really bad maybe get in contact with her and express how you feel and why the mistake happened.
d-dr.Pepper pls
One day down of the 6 day wageslave stretch.
If girls don't show interest then you should take the lead and show some interest, sometimes they reciprocate realizing you're not that bad.
Although if you've tried maybe it's just time to expand to new women.
heres the thing. no one likes being broken up with. its better if you do it now than 6 months in... or a year....
also from my personal experience, the longer i stay with a guy that i dont wanna date, i start hating him and acting nasty. dont even want his touch or anything. Dont let yourself get to that point. tell him how you feel now before it gets too late and hes deeper in
Whiskey, please. Thinking a lot about my father. I remember when he told me he didn't want to end up like his own terrible alcoholic father. I was 15. That was just before he started using meth. Then he tried to kill himself when I was 16, and his sister blamed it on me not visiting him. He became homeless for a bit, and now I haven't seen him in three years. I hope he kills himself, and I say that out of sympathy. He ruined his life. I can't stop thinking about what he said, because I caught myself saying the same thing. I caught myself thinking I "just didn't want to end up like him". Do you ever feel like no matter how far you run, how hard you try to reinvent yourself, it was always just your destiny guiding you, and that you were never really in control? I feel like I already know how my life is going to go. I crave alcohol yet I've never tasted it. I feel my own destiny inside me, controlling me. I can't escape. Its just a matter of time. This god damn world man. Fucking hell. I miss my father. Why did it have to be this way.
dr pepper... that drink gives me ptsd from my bf but, ill give it to you with some ice. enjoy~
well then, a bottle of whiskey please, i'll be thinking of it all night long.
thanks
Hey guys! Streamer san here, how is everybody here at the bar doing?
Can I get a jack and coke please I wanna get fucking smashed and hope somebody notices how sad I am and how I came here to get smashed.
i know im a bartender and im not supposed to say this but... alcohol doesnt solve anything. it good for short term solutions but not long term. if you feel like alcohol may turn into a bad habit maybe dont start it... especially when yore sad...
you still want that whiskey? or can i get you a coke instead
well i dont really consider myself attractive 6/10 at best. my friend always says i have the self esteem of a teenage girl. Back in high school he confessed his love for me but i could reciprocate his feelings since im not gay. ever since then hes been my #1 supporter who always brings me up when im down. to be completely honest if he was a girl i would have fallen head over heels for him but guess im in the wrong timeline. i know he still loves me since he got drunk and kept telling me that we belong together and shit like that. I felt really bad that i had to keep refusing his advances, he didnt remember anything the next day and i honestly dont feel like telling him everything would have been the best course of action. on top of him i always seem to have gay people hitting on me. life can be cruel cant it? another whiskey please
>dont want kids? but want to have sex?
I dont want kids. I really just want to have sex to be perceivably human, honestly. I would love to feel embraced and loved, too, but not just in a fit of lust. I feel like an ayylmao.
Just get me a beer desu you got food too? Anything deep fried is okay, really.
life can be shit. but you gotta be the one to turn it around, be your own hero. girls will see you being great and will wanna talk to you~
this is a canadian bar so ill get you some poutine. its on the house. we are seeing if the international customers will like it.
Well whiskey double please. This week was hell. Behind on everything. Fuckin drywall contractors are all shit.
just want some rum for another forgetable day in a row
at least i finished my writings, not like they will be of any use
the old bartender.... how long has it been? I wonder if he rests peacefully.
thanks to be honest that is what im trying to do ive lost 33 lbs in the last 4 months from dieting and have tried to talk more but whenever i do my mind races and i start stuttering and just saying nonsensical shit. one day hope it gets better but for now i should keep working on bettering myself yeah? theres still this one part of me that always says that no matter how much i try to improve nothing will change and that keeps me up at night
well there was on dec 23, hes my bf, he introduced me to Jow Forums and bartending so i decided to make this thread rn.
and yes he is resting peacefully since youre wondering~!
Oh god damn fuck yeah I cant find poutine in an American restaurant anywhere
work can be tough at times. i hope everything works out for you, heres your drink
Three shots of the cheapest whiskey you have, please
Also, are those pickled eggs on the shelf back there?
Im so sad and I dont know why. My job isnt too bad, I have some friends, but Ive been depressed for years. Give me the hardest thing you have.
Suppose we're in the same boat. Life's been going good for years now but shit in my childhood will just never go away. Relapsed cutting recently.
Glass of whiskey.
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heres some 60% rum... maybe itll ease your mind for a bit. i know its cliche but, things DO get better. but you gotta be the one to make it better
I started talking to a real life grill through snapchat and she told me multiple times "when are we meeting up (wink emoji)"
problem is im scared shitless of what to do
shes really fucking hot, like easily 9/10 maybe even 10/10
help me bartender
maybe we can make it bro. lets wait a little longer, thats what i keep telling myself.
meet up but see her body language and if you happen to sleep with her, use protection, i dont want you coming back to the bar telling me you got stds and need a whiskey
Maybe. I've had better periods but this shit just seems to come back. Lets wait. Even through the worst I'll always stick around for my mom.
You got anyone keeping you around?
>things DO get better
And then they get worse
Then they get better
Then worse
And so on
That's life
"Happiness" is not static. It isn't something that you eternally achieve. Even people who describe themselves as "happy" experience shit times, (it's all relative, with others, it's obviously far more or less often), but you still have to get used to taking the highs with the blues, as rarely as the highs may occur.
I don't know if getting used to feeling like shit is good or bad, but if there's nothing shaking come this here July, I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball and die
no one really keeping me around right now. just the thought that maybe i can find someone. the thought sounds appealing.
anyone aside from your mom for you?
Give me the whiskey. It was only a matter of time.
sake please
there was this girl ive known since we were children we always had classes together and i never mustered the courage to ask her out. i never felt worthy of her love. even now i still have feelings for her its been three years since we graduated high school and she left to a different city for college. i just stop thinking of her whats wrong with me
Step dads a good guy and wants the best for me but he wouldn't be devastated. I can't ruin my moms life. Not after the amount of effort she put into me.
I know what you mean, finding someone who makes me want to stay around sounds too good to be true.
Stay around for them, whenever they show up.
problem is man, im a scared pussy
where do I even tell her to meet
would it be weird if I asked her if she wanted to have a drink just by ourselves?
Gin and tonic.
I think I've come to terms with death. I like to look back on all the beautiful things and people I've seen, and I mostly feel grateful for having lived at all. The unfortunate part is that I've still got a long time to be alive.
I'd like to help someone else while I'm here, get a stable job, grind out the years. I've pretty much given up on my life, and I'm ok with that.
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin
He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes"
La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me"
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life
And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone
Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright
Thanks. Here's 20$. Keep it. Gotta move on. Special girl waiting for me. She's the best thing I got goin
I just found out I might not be white. Head in circles trying to think my way out of it. Water to comfort the soul.
You know it's ok to be white. But it's also ok to not be white.
As long as you use a different water fountain. You'll get ours dirty. Stay away from it.
I have crush on 19 yo girl, who lives with 32 yo bf. Someone need to kill this thing
no not at all that's not weird at all if you just want to have a drink by yourselves.
If that's what you feel would be a nice time, she will appreciate the gesture. If she doesn't like it, then that just means she didn't feel mutually. It is actually a rather thoughtful and romantic date idea.
I quit nicotine 2 weeks ago (vaping like 3 days ago) and while i'm over the nicotine part, i crave that fucking throat hit so badly. I need something warm in the back of my throat.
Johhnie and Ginger, barkeep. Anxiously waiting to hear back from law schools, but I don't think any of them are going to accept me. I really don't know what I'm going to do with my life if I don't get in.
Give me the oilest cheapest nastiest potato vodka you have. I haven't slept in 3 days and I'm suicidal
>stop playing video games
>stop eating unhealthy food
>realize life is nothing but bitter agony and loneliness
what really makes me nervous is shes not only extremely hot, shes wealthy and she lives a pretty interesting life
it just makes me so insecure
any tips on that
A pint of whatever you have on tap, please. I'm at a point where I've realised that I'm just too withdrawn to establish meaningful relationships with other people outside of family. Women always stop talking to me and I'm sure it's because I only have interesting things to say about fictional things, rather than everyday things happening in my life. I'm sure I give them strange vibes and it puts them off, but I don't know what exactly it is or how I can change it. I can't relate to them, and they can't relate to me, so it always ends the same way.
So, I'm wondering if I should just give up on reaching out to others and focus on my own personal happiness. I just want to dream about timeless places and beautiful things.
I'd like a Long Island Iced Tea.
I'm hung up on a girl I just split with. I know there are billions of women out there, but I'm still hopeless. 90% of them are the omg Netflix pizza and wine XD types, all vapid as fuck, and constantly taking selfies.
I just need me a weeb girl that's shy, has no online presence other than the usual (FB/messenger, snap) and has an actual interest outside of gossiping about what celebrities posted on Instagram.
On the other hand I kind of like being alone.
I wish I could cry but I can't. I bet crying feels amazingly cathartic.
Thanks for hearing me out. I'll tip you well
Im 23, teaching myself violin,back in college for ethical hacking degree, and im 5'11"
>it's a "lifting weights at the gym was the highlight of my week" episode
I'll have a water
Been happily single for months and focusing on being a full time college student and full time worker. Spent all day with old high school friends and had a blast! Talked to one of them in particular for hours and slowly started noticing how cute she is. She wore my hat all night and I started falling in l o v e. Before I left gave her a bear hug. Knowing nothing will happen between us all I could do is embrace her for a few moments before parting ways. Happily single turned sadly lonely in only a few moments. Pour me a tall glass.
People only have kids to give their lives meaning. They know existence is futile, so they shit out a kid and dedicate the next 20 years to raising it. If everyone was honest with themselves we'd all mass suicide.
I've been thinking a lot about being a father. I don't think I'd be a good one, but it'd still be really cool to have a miniature me to raise. Hopefully the nips make some good parent VR games so I can at least simulate it
This week was the first time Ive seen a doctor in over a year. Got referrals to see a psychiatrist and a therapist. Also got a referral to go back to wound care.
I went to the wound care place today and they wrapped me from toes to knee to keep compression on my wounds and on my leg. It itches like fucking hell and I want to scrape all of my skin off. On top of that the compression makes it hard to walk, sit or stand. So thats gonna be super helpful when I go back to work on Sunday or Monday depending on what I want.
I just want to heal and stop being in pain all of the goddamn time. I know the cast thing has to stay on there and I know I would have to do this but its hard to deal with and I am super annoyed about everything right now.
I just hope after this heals I can start to feel a little better and start thinking about my future.