/britfeel/

I am getting some inheritance money next week.

Hot chocolate+thc vape=comfy break at work
Only 5 n half hours to go

>i got blocked for calling the janny a nonce

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Any of you lads on beta blockers?

Blocked for posting the truth.

wait you can actually print off stamps now?

WE ARE THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
WE ARE THE CHlLDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
original

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Be happy to be alive lad

I'm supposed to get some from my gran who died last year, but I still haven't got anything yet. How long does this kind of thing usually take?

This statement is 100% true and has not been fabricated in any way

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Well i've finally discovered the source of the weird smell in my flat, after months of simply assuming it was the drains. Right at the bottom of my kitchen bin is a massive mound of festering mould

What are you gonna do when you get battered by a paki tranny mate?

Found this image of the janitor being confronted by some of the finest nonce hunters in the North

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Still I sing bonnie boys, bonnie mad boys
Bedlam boys are bonnie
For they all go bare and they live by the air
And they want no drink nor money

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>tfw begging people outside of tescos for enough change to a buy a tin of beans
>tfw picking up cigarette ends from the floor so i can have a fag
i cant take this anymore
need to change my life around

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Spoons is packed, just like I said it would be Yazim, you fucking retard

We're now trying to find another pub

All pubs are going to be packed on a Saturday at lunch time.

Literally just walk down the road and look at the floor and you'll find enough change to buy something.
If you're gonna be a poor scrote at least put some effort in.

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depends really, dad died in September and I started everything rolling with my solicitor in late September and its just coming to an end now. I think it depends on if there is a large estate to deal with and how its being split.

moni will you batter yazim as well at this meet? shes been talking a lot of shit at you

>pakis going ino a drinking establishment
Not very kosher that bud.

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Fucking hell broken Britain

I'm alive yeah, actually living a decent life? No.

how the fuck are you even in a situation like this lad? Do your parents not support you? Or are you employed but absolutely terrible at finances?

Ebin you really are disgusting

I wonder what incident has vexed the janitor on this fine Saturday morning

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>kosher

It's halal.

Well we're not talking millions here, but there is a bit of a rift between the family which probably doesn't help with the splitting

Have you get the Janny are you okay lyrics?
(From the michael Jackson song annie are you okay)

Thats probably whats taking a long time then, especially if she didn't have a will.

I'm not actually Ebin I'm just another lad with mould in his flat, difference is I genuinely didn't know it was there, because it was always hidden underneath the binbag. Already purged it with hot water though so it's all good now

What's wrong that makes it so bad lad

HOT POCKETS IN HIS FACE

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY?
THERE'S A THREAD ON THE FIRST PAGE
THEN HE DABBED YOU, A TUXEDO, JANNY
HE CAME INTO YOUR REPORT CUE
LEFT THE PEPE, SAYING FUCK YOU
AND THEN YOU CRIED TO THE MOD TOO
YOU WERE DABBED ON
IT WAS YOUR DOOM

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?

YOU'VE BEEN MEMED BY
YOU'VE BEEN DABBED ON BY
A BASED AMPHIBIAN

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You don't fucking say you dumb cunt?
It's a joke.

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>someone who has never experienced this level of poverty
it would take you hours to find 23p on the floor unless you get lucky. about ten minutes of humilation to beg.
i deserve it
im on disabliity, so i dont have a lot of money but i am also terrible at finances
im going to make a budget this month, only a few more days before i get paid again

Still feeling sad about my gran lads

Two of us is the only beatles song which makes me cringe

>hours to find 23p on floor
>outside a shop
You're fucking kidding mate.
Plenty of times I walk past scruffy 50p and 2pund coins on the floor that I just don't want to touch.
People are often still fiddling with their change as they leave shops and end up dropping some.

My fear is that mine will be so uninteresting that i will feel its money wasted

Do currency exchange bureaus accept small change? I've got a bunch of Euro coins and I have no idea what to do with them

maybe in a city but i never see coinage higher than a penny on the floor and im always looking

Setting up a second bank account can help you manage money.
Just put all your debits onto that account and transfer the right amount of money as soon as you get each month so whatever is left over is spending cash that's easier to manage.

Just everything, every aspect of my life is fucked somehow and its mostly my own doing which makes me feel even worse. I'm not some teenager either I'm well into my 20's and its all fucked and I'm fucking useless.

She's in a better place lad

So when you would take the rubbish out, did you not look at the bottom of the bin? Or smell it when it was right in front of you?

Think so mate.
Can't go wrong with going to M&S and asking after you've browsed the shop a little.

its not wasted, the government now have your DNA on file :^)

What takeaway should I get tonight, lads? Thinking a munchy box for two for myself.

You might be needing them when you come back on your hands and knees to Daddy Europe lad

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On my way to the meet now lads. I've got handcuffs, lube and an anal tickling stick, and the Travelodge is booked.

>>health care is necessary
Sorry geoffrey, should your insulin be unncessary and should your mum pay for your pen?

What kind of information do you even get from those things? I've been tempted to do it myself

Doner tray and chips laddeen

Lad I'm in my early 20s and I have neither a job nor a girlfriend. Still waking up in the morning is the most beautiful thing in the world.

OK i'll try, it's just I'll probably get such a pitiful amount of money in return they'll probably feel like i'm wasting their time deliberately

lmao

Usual for me; vegetable chow mein + large chips. So good.

>flesh eater

Meat is murder, remember that. Get some nice vegetables in you.

>scuntea is a vegetarian
what a surprise
zeus is going to eat you up m8

This argument doesn't stand up and here's why:

Healthcare isn't a choice. You can't just say "ah nah I don't fancy that surgery, I'll just die instead." So it doesn't work in the same way as competitive choice based markets. People are forced to buy because they'll die otherwise.

I block betas all day every day by being a fucking alpha Chad

Well I'm glad you're happy because I'm certainly not happy. I wake up every morning as a failure and a loser.

I presumed the smell was coming from inside the binbag, not the bin itself. I take the bag out and immediately bung a new one in, never decided to actually glance at the bottom. Plus it's black plastic so it's not easy to make out what's down there unless you hold it up to the light

You can't change coins. You can either donate them or spend them in Europe.

>wasting their time deliberately
I've known people who work in cash exchanges and they welcome the change from the monotony.
They're not allowed to bring books and shit into the booth so if there are no customers they're just sitting there rotting their brains.

That's just your perspective mate. Who decided you're a failure? You did.

Well shit, I guess i'll just dump them in one of those charity boxes next time i'm in Maccies

>/Britmeet/

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>You can't just say "ah nah I don't fancy that surgery, I'll just die instead."
Isn't this what Christian Scientists do except say its in the name of god.

>just find money on the floor
every rambling homeless loon you meet would be minted u bellend
fucking uni normies

Life isn't a competition lad. You take things too seriously.

Just wish I could have 1 (o n e) day where I don't get angry for no reason

You know what you're doing. It's rude.

go to the foodbank you poor bastard for fuck sake.

Human beings are incredibly bad at knowing the difference between reality and the stories in our head. It's our biggest blind spot as a species.

Oh, that's fine, so I can just buy it online print it off, and post it through the red box?

I am a failure by any metric, like whichever way you try and spin it I am a fuck up 100%

>tfw zeus is wearing those shoes with the raised heels to increase his height

>minted
No but you can pull together a pound on a given day by walking up and down a street once or twice.

Zeus Is a nonce
Zeus is a noooonnccceeeee
He wanted to sleep with a 15 year old tranny
Zeus is a nonce.

I get my sustenance one step from the sun mate. My body doesn't get diseased eating cancer tumours, steroids and 'medicinal' chemicals.

I'm strong as fuck. 0-100 QUICK. I'd really go to town on (5ft5) 'Zeus'.

New boxset arrived laddos
Wahey!
112 hours of epicness

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cheers mate, i used to do this years ago desu, before i was a invalid burden on the state
i went and they asked me to provide a note from the council/jobcentre and im not really interacting with the council so i dont know if they would give me one and i've moved to a new town and i don't want the people in the current job centre to know who i am in case i am kicked off my bennies by some jobsworth

What did I miss about Zeus?
Post is goned.

Disagree. You are still alive, so you've succeeded at that. And it puts you in a minority.

yes, hours of walking up and down the high street in the snow. i doubt i would even find 50p.

How come you are hiding in your house rather than at the meet?

Thinking like this is no good for you lad, it's dangerous. You're a danger to yourself, please get help.

Just go the jobcentre and explain the situation to them for fuck sake, its like you dont want to eat.

What a load of shite. I've lived in loads of really posh areas and I've never seen anything more than a 20p on the ground.

I'll get DOXXED. I've got something to lose as I've explained several times now. That's why.