Hey, big bro! I borrowed one of you cigarettes. Please don't tell mom and dad

>Hey, big bro! I borrowed one of you cigarettes. Please don't tell mom and dad.
Wat do?

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Why is she calling me "big bro"? Why the fuck isn't my sister using my real name?

Do you have any fucking idea how family members actually talk to each other?

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>*whips out dick*
>Hey little sis, smoke this

*breathes in*
MOOOOOOOOMMYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIS STOLE ME CIGARETTES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Bitch how the fuck you gonna "borrow" a cigarette

My sister calls me "bro" or "dude" sometimes though I dont really like the latter

I love u little sissy
U can do all you want with my things and me uwu

i wont tell if you cook me a batch of tendies

take cig and chuck her off edge

WHY ARE YOU DRESSING AS A GIRL AGAIN JASON

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>Go to mom and dad
>fuck dad

Leave room and make a sandwich.

s-sure thing sis as long as you let me touch your feet

Suit yourself, I'm not the one paying your lung cancer treatment tho. On purpose, I don't even plan paying my own.

wow dude you fucking roasted her

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I don't smoke.
Are you schiz?

Be confused because i don't smoke.

I meant me not her/him.

only correct answer ITT ori

Rape is the only cure.

Smoking makes your saliva yellow, fucks you skin (more early wrinkles) and increases the probability to have phthisis. I'm not joking.

This. I fucking hate this. I just say my sisters name pr a say man or dude because I call everybody that.

I'd fuck my sister btw tho.

> Ive neither a sister or cigarrets, i dont even smoke...this is the most bullshit criminal framing in history

You can't borrow something you can't give back. Now jack me off.

Smoking, not even once.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD__r66sFjk

This. If you wouldn't do this / have asbergers, you need to get off the board and go to /b/ if you want wincest.