How should I tell my parents that I'm pregnant?

How should I tell my parents that I'm pregnant?

Yes the father is still with me, no he isn't black.

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>I'm pregnant
Kys, whore.

Have a backup plan with a friend if they kick you out. After that, tell it to them straight.

Just tell them it's not that fucking hard

are you going to keep the baby? are you going to marry the father?

They're going to find out eventually so literally just tell them.

Unless if you're super young or you're super poor or both, they'll probably be happy.

How old are you and how old is the father

I'm a bit young, old enough though. Money will probably be kind of tough.

I'm 18 and he's 23.

>I'm 18
Damn. Pretty fucking young.

>Money will probably be kind of tough
Please don't say the father is some deadbeat with no job.

Just tell them that you accidentally let some cum drip out of your ass into your pussy. They'll understand.

I mean I'm not immature or anything. He has a job, it's just not like he's rolling in money or anything.

ewwwww

>He has a job, it's just not like he's rolling in money or anything.
That's fair then. Most people aren't rolling in money.

Anyway, you've gotta tell your parents eventually. I don't want to be insensitive but have you considered abortion

>ewwwww
What's ew? Probably the same way you were conceived.

you have to ease them into accepting your out of wedlock pregnancy. i suggest something like this:

you: mom, dad, i am pregnant from a black man, he raped me and i was too ashamed to tell you...
they: !!!!
you: haha, i am kidding, he wasn't black!
they: ....
you: you totally fell for it, it wasn't a rape either!

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get off of the board now

1 you are not a virgin
2 you are a female
3 you are currently in a relationship

what do you get from being here that isnt on /b/ or /s4s/

Wonderful! But I don't know.

>what do you get from being here that isnt on /b/ or /s4s/
This is a really stupid question

i dont know how you should tell your parents about this, but you should definitely keep us updated on how much your boobs have grown throughout the pregnancy for scientific purposes

he's going to leave you. you're a whore enjoy being a single mom

very carefully
orginally carefully

Hello OP,
I hope you and your bf get married and have an happy family together

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l want to make a girl pregnant.

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Albeit getting pregnant this young sounds horrible from a finance standpoint, you're just in the right age to birth a very healthy kid, makes me jealous. Your mother will probably be happy for you regardless, so tell her first and then you two tell your father.

how about getting the fuck out of here you bastard and quit shitposting terrible content

I always used to think people who had children young had somehow failed at life.
Now that I sit here at nearly 30 years old, with no children, trying to come to terms with the fact I'll probably never be a father, I have a different perspective on the matter.

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[eat more cucumbers/]

at least you don't want to be a girl and get pregnant, mind you it's a worse feel

>mind you it's a worse feel
At least there'd be a chance of it happening one day if that were the case.

Not if you're infertile.

Oh. I'm really sorry to hear that.

If you're going to do it, you should do it with the father present.
If he's not there when you tell them, they're just gonna assume he doesn't want to be there to help you raise it.